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Offline Mika

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Rheyah is back! But more bodies needed
[Just before throwing the grenade] LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

I ESTIMATE GORTINA TO BE FOUND ATTRACTIVE BY THE MALE SEX OF 321,423 SEPARATE INDIVIDUALS. GIVE OR TAKE FIVE.

[I assure you'll have a bit harder time figuring the second quote out. Besides, I had difficulties in deciding whether the just earned nickname referred to the poor hit rate with the Volcan cannon in the earlier mission or to something more clever. Guess which one I picked]
Relaxed movement is always more effective than forced movement.

 
Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Rheyah is back! But more bodies needed
Ah yeah, finally out of the medbay and back on the chain gang!

Poor Mills though, I wish I could remember something about him...

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Rheyah is back! But more bodies needed
Those arsewipes MESSED MY HAIR! Oh the game is on now!

But at least I managed to climb up to the master sniper by looking good. Sniping skills had nothing to do in it.


RIP Mills and Ironbeer though. Poor Ironbeer, that's the worst way to go.
Habeeb it...

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Rheyah is back! But more bodies needed
[Just before throwing the grenade] LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

I ESTIMATE GORTINA TO BE FOUND ATTRACTIVE BY THE MALE SEX OF 321,423 SEPARATE INDIVIDUALS. GIVE OR TAKE FIVE.

[I assure you'll have a bit harder time figuring the second quote out. Besides, I had difficulties in deciding whether the just earned nickname referred to the poor hit rate with the Volcan cannon in the earlier mission or to something more clever. Guess which one I picked]

Can't say I've ever played the Torment series, so it's no wonder why I would have had issues figuring it out!

Ah yeah, finally out of the medbay and back on the chain gang!

Poor Mills though, I wish I could remember something about him...

That's the problem with my not getting advanced medical facilities... you get critically wounded? You're stuck in there until next month!

Those arsewipes MESSED MY HAIR! Oh the game is on now!

But at least I managed to climb up to the master sniper by looking good. Sniping skills had nothing to do in it.


RIP Mills and Ironbeer though. Poor Ironbeer, that's the worst way to go.

Yeah, things are beginning to become a little more hectic. Guess the game knows I'm readying up to start tackling harder targets!

This has been put on a little bit of a hiatus, currently juggling around data usage and whatnot (got The Elder Scrolls Online, 50GB out of a 250GB data cap... this month is going to be tight!)
"No"

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Rheyah is back! But more bodies needed
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What do they want this time?
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Something to do with an extraction, nothing really all that crazy
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I like easy


"When will we ever get a decent break from this ****?"
"Never, this war just keeps going on and on... mission after mission"
"Long my ass, this is neverending!"
"Do you think this is a mother****ing game? This is war!"
"Almost lasting as long as four seasons"
"Shut up Dekker"




"We've got the package, returning to the Skyranger"
"It's interesting that we walked all the way over here no resistance, but somehow they all get in between us and our way out"
"Don't question the logic"



"Few contacts right side"



"I've got you covered"



"Open sesame"


"Looks like we've got a few more guests"
"Let's not be a bad host and forget to give them a warm welcome"


"Not a bad shot, for an amateur"
"I've been here longer than you Animaze"




"He's making a move"




"Hold on Dekker!"
"Yeah... take... your time... I've got... this"





"Letting the new guy get a few shots in?"
"I said... I had it"


"Barge on the right!"



"Things are still crap"


"Stop being terrible with it then"
"I just... came out of the blue on this guy!"


"Great, from rhymes to puns..."



"Where do they come from when they do that?"
"Magic carpets"


"Not too far now, but we've got additional contacts here"




"Incoming!"






"I'm a little green around the gills now!"
"Oh god..."


"I didn't realize they'd react so... explosively to my response!"






"Rocket out!"


"You just completely removed my cover"
"My bad... seems that the rocket was ****ing off!"



"Armour is holding... but I still blame you for this Blargher"
"You'll be fine mother****er"



"Keeps your hands on the rail at all times!"
"Seems that's everyone, double time it people!"



"What was that guy talking about anyhow?"
"Something about water supplies being infected with some stuff, probably shouldn't drink it etc"
"He had samples for us or whatever"
"Meh"




"No"

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Rheyah is back! But more bodies needed
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Excellent news from the Labs Commander
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Yeah, I saw the report. When will Engineering be able to get this built?
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Next Council report, we lack funds


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Our MEC soldiers are going to love this. We've also got one built for the Gunners as well


"No matter how many of these things we take down, how many aliens we kill... they just never stop coming"
"THEY SHALL BE DELIVERED FROM THIS WORLD"
"Looks like I'm the only one of the originals here... well, that hasn't been killed yet"
"RHEYAH WILL ENSURE YOU REMAIN THAT WAY"





"Another day, another damned UFO landing"
"Don't worry too much about it Trash, you'll grow old yet... well older"
"Shut up"




"It's how we like it people, surrounded, outnumbered, and ready to kick some ****ing ass"
"THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE DELIVERANCE"
"The movie or..."



"Stand your ground"






"Pick your targets and drop them"





"Where you miss I hit, probably"


"Enemy MEC on the move!"
"He won't make it far"



"Target neutralized"


"Running across"



"How the hell did I miss that"
"Won't get away from me"





"At least you got one of them"
"I WILL KILL HIM DON'T WORRY"


"YEAH RUN YOU LITTLE *****ES"
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"Sectoids are trying to get away from us"
"Unsurprising, keep them running"
"I WILL KEEP THEM DEAD. GOD WILL SORT THEM OUT"



"Found the other MEC"
"As well as a **** ton of slendermen"



"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE"
"WHAT ABOUT ME"




"Run and gunning, he'll be down in a oment"



"THIS IS WHY WE HAVE ARMOUR"





"So much for him flanking us eh?"
"STOP SCRATCHING THE PAINT JOB"







"They stand no chance"
"Try not to jinx us"
"Grappling"


"...I just teleported to the other side"
"What?"
"No frigging idea"





"My turn"





"Any left?"
"A couple"
"He's making a run for it"



"Quite a few of them"
"PUNCH THEM INTO OBLIVION"






"HE'S BACK"




"Thin man is just standing in the doorway"
"Did the aliens get less intelligent last we saw them?"




"Time to get personal"




"Sectoid! He's got our flank!"




"Guys... we've got a big problem"
"What?"
"Know those Red Mutons? They've armed them with heavy plasma weapons"
"...****"


"How many do you count?"
"Too god damned many"



"This is Trashman, everyone, get into a defensive posture... we won't be able to engage them all at once. Make it our terms"



"They're rounding the corner"


"I WILL BE YOUR RECKONING"




"One down, many to go"
"I hear them..."




"Grenade incoming!"



"Rocket out"



"TAKING OUT THE BIG GUY"





"Lets see if we can capture this one"
"Are you ****ing with me right now?"
"Not even a little"
"Fine"


"I ate a grenade for this, better be damned worth it"


"Not even a little"


"What's the count at?"
"Additional tangos still inbound"





"That's five"
"Search for the rest"



"Eyes on, they're pulling back... probably moving around to the side"
"Lets meet them halfway"


"Not the only thing we're meeting up with"
"Engaging"





"I've got their flank"
"Shooting from above"



"MOVING TO ASSIST. NEED TO KILL"




"Cyberdisc!"


"Rocket out!"


"Time to give the pulsar another spin"




"ENGAGING TARGET"


"I LOVE THIS GUN"
"Moving to their side"




"Holy ****! That thing just tore right through my armour like nothing!"



"EXPLOSIONS! IT IS AS THOUGH GOD EMBODIED HIMSELF IN THE GRENADE!"



"I've got eyes on the other two"



"Cyberdisc is throwing the grenade!"


"Holy **** I am one lucky sonuva*****"
"You're still alive? Jesus Trash you are one lucky sonuva*****"



"Shredder out"




"Holo-targeting for you guys"


"ULTIMATELY POINTLESS AT THIS RANGE"


"WE HAVE DELIVERED THEM TO HELL. WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS. GLORY TO THE ANGEL OF DEATH"




"No"

 

Offline TrashMan

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Transport UFOs out the Wazoo!
looks like I really AM a lucky sonuvab***h
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Transport UFOs out the Wazoo!
looks like I really AM a lucky sonuvab***h

Man, you have no idea. Well, okay, you do, but still


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Another Transport UFO?
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Last one was just a couple days ago too

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Blargher has finally reached his maximum potential in the XCOM project! With an impressive armament, he serves the world well while blowing up every mother****ing alien he can with his trusted rocket. With Will to Survive and Extra Conditioning, he's certainly a formidable opponent!


"They're pulling us out from our bunks, the hell is going on?"
"We're running short on available soldiers, and these ****ing UFOs keep coming at us"
"So great, probably going to die"
"Mancini will protect you Dart, no big deal"
"I need a drink..."
"I need to kill something! Finally got my ass out of medbay, I need to shoot something for freedom!"





"Always landing in the damned forests..."
"Lets hope any campers in the area vacated when they saw this thing fly overhead"


"Looks like we've got those cloaking bastards incoming"





"Sectoids! North!"
"Haven't even picked out a nice camping spot yet"





"Target neutralized, adjusting for secondary target"
"Oh yeah, give me some of that plasma"





"Why do I do this to myself"


"You don't get to shoot my friends without me having a say!"


"Hey... think this sectoid 'wood' like me to shoot him? I 'wooden' think so!"
"I liked you better when you rhymed"




"He's on the move!"
"Ah screw it, I'll follow him"


"Of course"




"May as well just keep going"




"Primary target engaged"






"Repositioning"
"Ironbeer, you got this?"
"Questionable"



"Oh ****"


"You still good there Patriot?"
"Nothing a little crazy medical stuff can't fix"
"Bring the pain"



"You're supposed to hit things Sniper"




"Moving in"
"Sever that link"




"Green means you'll be dead soon"
"That... wasn't a pun?"
"I think she was going for red you're dead... but since they're shooting green..."




"You rode the rail"
"Where's our rocketeer?"
"On the roof, I've got you guys covered for when you move up"



"Hangar Bay registers as clear, proceeding forward"
"Droid really knows how to bring the emotional depth into missions"


"Still clear, moving up"
"I see jack****"



"I think they're all hiding out on the bridge"


"Oh ****, I've got two heavies over here!"
"They're more like... ultimate... enemies!"
"What?"
"Ultimate frisbee reference, they're discs"
"...****ing Ryan..."






"Target is still active"
"Won't be for long"




"Man, I'm glad I hit that thing... thought I was seeing doubles... wait, I am seeing doubles"


"There's still a couple drones out there, but for now, I think we're good to move"



"Hold on... got movement"





"Where the hell did he come from!"
"Target priority changed, cover is compromised"
"**** these guys, rocket out!"



"Dammit, she's losing it"
"Taking the shot"



"He tried to give it to us from the rear, now he took it the same way!"
"Can't tell if you're punny, or just wrong"
"We've got bigger problems here"






"Position is known here! Could use another to help me out here"



"Oh screw you"


"Shredding"




"*Hick* Well... they don't have cover now"




"Just try to make a move, I dare you"


"Bam! Freedom delivered you alien prick!"


"Mancini, you're no good to us dead myte"


"I'd probably feel that if I wasn't drinking"



"About time you showed up with that rifle"
"Better late than never"




"I love this gun... what was it again? I think I passed out during the briefing"
"Moving up"


"Well ****, where'd you come from? Whatever, I'm a medic *****"



"Screw you royally"
"Deploying cover"




"I dislike you, small being"


"I don't know where the other one is at"
"Outside! ****, taking fire"


"Fire back"
"I will"



"We're not done?"
"Where's the last one at?"



"God dammit, I thought we got all these bastards"


"Few close calls there, but we made it"
"Joyous"



"No"

 
Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Transport UFOs out the Wazoo!
Am I alive, do I get first dibs on the firestorm
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians, and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of Hell.

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Transport UFOs out the Wazoo!
So many landings, so few soldiers.
Habeeb it...

 

Offline IronBeer

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Transport UFOs out the Wazoo!
"I'm BACK, figli di putanna!"

"Digging the new body, Commander. It's just like that old fortune-teller lady said, except for the part where booze would lead me to a bad end. I'm just glad to still be out there kicking ass."

"Though we will need to make delivery proxy arrangements for a particular type of rum- who knows what might happen if I get cut off...."
"I have approximate knowledge of many things."

Ridiculous, the Director's Cut

Starlancer Head Animations - Converted

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Transport UFOs out the Wazoo!
Am I alive, do I get first dibs on the firestorm

Firestorm defaults to whichever pilot currently has the most kills. Which one that is... I'll have to check, might be you
And yes, you're still alive... barely and spend more time in medbay than in the field these days

So many landings, so few soldiers.

Guess what
We've got another one. Three in a row. Great for supplies, terrible for soldier's well-being

"I'm BACK, figli di putanna!"

"Digging the new body, Commander. It's just like that old fortune-teller lady said, except for the part where booze would lead me to a bad end. I'm just glad to still be out there kicking ass."

"Though we will need to make delivery proxy arrangements for a particular type of rum- who knows what might happen if I get cut off...."


You are now the second person here to make that reference :P


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Seems like we've got an odd request on our inventory
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What's that?
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Some several gallons of rum...
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But why the rum?

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Since his initial mission, Patriot has made it his sworn duty to ensure that every single alien would fear his ideology and the swiftness of his delivery system. Course, he couldn't do that without making a big deal out of everything, but it's the thought that counts! He's a tough bastard to take down with his final perk adding Will to Survive


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Another autopsy done and done, now to interrogate




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A smaller UFO is on our scopes here
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Intercept as per usual

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Suppose the bright side to having all of these landings is that we certainly get a plethora of supplies from them. Makes providing assistance much easier

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Hold on... we're getting a live feed from on of our Sats
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Well, don't keep us waiting
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You're not going to like it, another Transport has landed somewhere in France

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Promote jr2 to Captain and prep the team


"I am going to eviscerate and remove ALL OF THEIR ORGANS AND WEAR IT LIKE A NECKLACE"
"This is the best idea I've heard! I, Mika, will assist you!"
"Where the hell did we get these people"
"Anyone seen my hairspray? I've got this one strand of hair and it's getting on my nerves"
"Here's some mother****ing hairspray"
"Oh man, the pulse laser... firing at an astounding 4000 rpm... I love it"




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Big Sky is in the zone, deploying the team. Good luck out there

"Not that we need it, we eat Transport UFOs for breakfast"
"Yeah, right, how many people are in medbay right now?"



"Look alive people!"
"Dekker, you don't give orders. I mother****ing do"
"No one really gives any orders here, just suggestions"









"How many popped up?"
"Most likely all of them, destroy and move on"




"There's one more!"
"Learn to count people"


"Clear. Moving up"



"I hear them... they're on the other side"


"That's confirmed, sending them my regards!"


"Disabling for good measure"




"Eat my pulse lance you alien pieces of scrap!"





"****! We've got bigger problems here"
"Pull back!"



"Moving"




"Hold position"




"They're running underneath"
"Good, less of a problem"


"He's rushing! Watch out!"



"Christ!"
"You good?"
"I think I broke a rib"





"Should've waited for me to reload" Benefit of close combat spec that I forgot to capitalize on
"Way to tell us this after the fact"



"The snakes! The mother****ing snakes are back!"
"What a time to have a flashback..."


"You are less of a man than me!"



"Unusual, they didn't attack"
"Good"



"Mika, how the hell did you miss from so close?"
"I am just allowing them to live for a bit longer, tactically"



"Seems they have as bad as aim as you do"
"Let me blow something up"


"Going for it"


"Night night"





"They are hardly doing anything to us, past couple times they just maneuvered, no attacks"
"We've caught them off guard, odds are in our favour this time"


"I wonder how old they are"
"Probably pretty old, but they look it unlike you!"
"I WILL REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND DUCT TAPE THEM TO MY ARMOUR. YOU WILL BE MY NEW ARMOUR"


"Anyone have eyes?"
"No contacts"



"There he is"


"Form up"
"The Mec is on his way"
"Take it easy, do it right"





"Here we go"
"Cyberdisc! They've got their usual drone escort"




"There it is, taking him down a notch"



"No longer a threat"






"Damn thing is still stan- er, floating"



"Give it another volley"



"Drones! I WILL CONSUME YOU ALL"







"Where... where are you going? Get back here... little *****"



"...Oh"
"We've got a Commander!"



"Repositioning"


"Where are they?"
"I think they're just below"
"I've got this"


"Time to say hi"






"Take that mother****er"
"Looks like they're not so much a problem anymore"






"Get this bastard"


"We've got him! Haha, god damn this was a lucky break"
"Holy **** Command is going to be pleased about this one"






"Looks like we're relatively clear"
"Breaching into the cargo bay"





"Thanks Gortina"
"Anytime, keeping the big guys tame is how I operate"
"That's... entirely too double entendre"




"Think you can come and flank us, I think not!"
"The packs of these guys are getting bigger by the mission"



"****"
"Speaking of packs..."


"Had to poke the beast didn't you Yari"



"This is going to go poorly if we don't pull something off"
"I'll approach from the side"


"Mika, get in there, you're our shield"


"Scout moving in"


"Medic, coming from the front"




"That's going to cost us"
"Apologies guys"
"No matter, keep yourself down"



"Cover is gone!"
"I don't like this"



"He's hit!"
"We need a medic over there stat!"
"Hold in there Yari, keep it together"


"Scourge! Watch it!"



"Risks need to be taken"
"Hell no they don't"



"Anymore explosives and we'd of leveled the entire ship!"




"Oh hell nah"



"I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FEAR ME"


"Armour is failing here"



"Scourge is down!"
"God dammit it's all going to hell"


"Get the **** up"



"Easy shot Mika!"
"My servos are failing me here"


"Die you mother****ers. DIE"
"I will consume your VERY ESSENCE"




"Just a couple left here"
"We've got this"


"He missed a perfectly good shot"
"Hold up"


"BLARGHER!"
"Vitals? Does he have vitals!"


"That's a negative... he's dead, he's ****ing dead!"
"**** you!"



"Somebody shoot this little ****"
"Ay, I'm on it like I was on the A-Team"



"Someone get Blargher..."
"God dammit..."
"It's never good when the good ones fall... but know that this mission gave us a great deal. It's not in vain"



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Tell the soldiers that what they're doing at there, whatever the cost, brings us closer to a victory over an enemy that only we can fight... that only we can win against. Those we lose, must not be lost for nothing



No matter how careful you are, sometimes there's that one alien that gets that lucky shot despite all the odds against him, and manages to take down a full hp soldier without even getting a critical hit
"No"

 

Offline Gortef

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...
Oh no Blargher!  :(

But on the bright side (if  there is any in this), the stunner WORKED and even 2 times. That's quite a miracle.  :eek:
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Lepanto

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...
53 aliens? Long. War. Is. Insane.

Congrats on clearing all those transports with so few deaths!

Good to see this is still running. :)
"We have now reached the point where every goon with a grievance, every bitter bigot, merely has to place the prefix, 'I know this is not politically correct, but...' in front of the usual string of insults in order to be not just safe from criticism, but actually a card, a lad, even a hero. Conversely, to talk about poverty and inequality, to draw attention to the reality that discrimination and injustice are still facts of life, is to commit the sin of political correctness. Anti-PC has become the latest cover for creeps. It is a godsend for every curmudgeon and crank, from fascists to the merely smug."
Finian O'Toole, The Irish Times, 5 May 1994

Blue Planet: The Battle Captains: Missions starring the Admirals of BP: WiH
Frontlines 2334+2335: T-V War campaign
GVB Ammit: Vasudan strike bomber
Player-Controlled Capship Modding Tutorial

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...
Oh no Blargher!  :(

But on the bright side (if  there is any in this), the stunner WORKED and even 2 times. That's quite a miracle.  :eek:

Yeah, the bright side is that it's another captive and another interrogation. Course, I'm still trying to figure out what I need to do to progress... I think I had it at one point but I forgot

53 aliens? Long. War. Is. Insane.

Congrats on clearing all those transports with so few deaths!

Good to see this is still running. :)

Wait until Mission 84 (this next one is mission 82 for point of reference)




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Commander, we've got some serious maintenance costs. 50% of our monthly goes towards that
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Not like we have a choice in the matter, but at least Engineering is starting to make better use of the space down below

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Raven-2 is currently the top fighter pilot in our hangar with Phantom Hoover being four kills behind. Not her fault anyhow, there really isn't as many UFOs flying over Africa these days

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Transport or that other one?
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Looks like the other one... it's heading towards the U.K.


"Are you frigging kidding me?"
"What Major?"
"Am I on god damned babysitting duty today?"
"With all due respect ma'am, that's rude"
"Well **** I get to be rude! I ain't cut out for this ****!"





"Alright, since you're all the bottom of the barracks, this is obviously going to be a simple mission. Go forth, kill, or something"


"Contacts in the laundromat!"
"Another on the roof!"



"Run and gunning to position"





"They're a ****ty shot"
"Keep that in check, I've seen too many die from overconfidence"



"May as well join you on the roof"




"The prick is running away"
"We'll have eyes on him soon"



"Stack up on the next building, we'll cover from the roof"




"Breach"
"Breaching"
"I've got four... no five sectoids!"






"Targets down, only the one left"
"I've got a treat for this one, scout, get in there"




"Stunned"
"Another free weapon from the aliens, can't say I'm complaining"



"No"

 

Offline deathfun

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...
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Fuel that Skyranger up! Come on people lets move move move!
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What's the status on the soldiers?
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They're hustling


"Lets give these EXALT bastards a show of force they'll not soon forget!"
"Easy there Mika, we're here to extract, not kill"
"I'm wondering actually, what sort of music do they listen to"
"Am I the only with their mind focused on the task at hand?"




"Operative, do you read us?"
"I've got you, I'm pinned down in a nearby building just up the road by the train tracks"
"We've got your position, hold on"



"That's a nice number"
"Let's give them something to be distracted by!"





"He's looking at you jr2!"
"Oh ****"


"Armour is holding steady"




"Damn... I felt that one"
"You good there jr2?"
"No, not in the slightest, I've gotta pull back"


"**** me... armour is in shambles here"
"Get back closer to extraction, you're no good to us dead"


"Go say hello Mika"
"With ultimate pleasure"


"Hello"



"I've made my move to the first relay, I hope you guys have their attention more than me!"



"That isn't very NICE"






"Not my idea of a fun time"
"Hit that relay and run to us, we've got you down here"
"One of them around the back!"



"Relay down, heading towards you guys"
"I see the other one back there"



"Like the beat goes, he dropped when it counted"


"Relay hit, moving to extraction"




"Walls are closing fast here"
"Don't worry, we've got this"
"I almost didn't"


"Big Sky! Get us the hell out!"
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Moving in for extraction, coming in hot!



"No"

 

Offline deathfun

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  • Hey man. Peace. *Car hits them* Frakking hippies
    • Minecraft
Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...

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Well we learned a thing or two about Psionics... not entirely sure when we'll actually get around to *using* said information
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Better than nothing, another check off the list
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Quite true. Prop the Elite on the table, time to take a look inside him


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Are you frigging... can't we just develop something to shoot these god damned UFOs out of the sky?
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Soon

"Another god damned transport"
"With any luck it won't be filled to the brink with Elites"
"Just... stop talking"
"They will never be able to mess my hair up enough to worry me!"
"I WILL MAKE SURE THEIR SOULS GO DOWN TO PURGATORY"
"Not hell?"
"THEY DON'T DESERVE HELL. THEY DESERVE ETERNAL LIMBO"
"That does actually sound worse"





"Once again, we find ourselves at Hell's Gate"
"KILL THEM ALL"
"Keep the spread, cover eachother"



"Early to the party"
"They'll regret coming our way"



"That sounded close"
"We'll deal with them in time"
"Guy, go poke the beast"
"Sure, get me shot"






"Keep firing!"



"YAAAAAR SHE BLOOOOWS"




"That's a few of them" Here I didn't see that guy was dashing, so woops, he ended up in a bad spot






"HE'S STILL STANDING"
"I can see that, probably going to die now"



"FINISH HIM"
"WITH PLEASURE"
"DIE DIE DIE DIE"




"We've got problems here"
"They've got us flanked!"
"Pull back!"






"BIG GUY DEAD. TIME TO KILL OTHERS NOW"



"Who forgot this Sectoid!?"
"You did actually"



"We need more on the side here!"





"Now isn't the time to miss Dekker"
"I'm working on it"
"Work faster"


"I think that just pissed them off"
"More of 'em!"



"Why did you throw the smoke?"
"Accident" Happens when you mash a button which is the wrong one



"That's one disabled"



"MECS ARE MOVING"




"Repositioning"


"Look at them all, jesus"



"That big guy packs a punch!"




"WE'VE GOT INCOMING FROM THE SHIP"
"Are you ****ing kidding me!?"
"DEFENSIVE POSTURE PEOPLE, we're about to get hit hard" I was flipping my proverbial **** at this point. I haven't even moved from the Skyranger all that far!
"Pick a target and take them down! We can't afford **** ups right now"



"****, shot the wrong one"
"I'll try to hit him with a rocket"


"That's a negative on kill... should've just shot the big guys themselves"
"Your angle of shot didn't really approve of that anyhow"




"One down, one to go"
"We're short on time here, make these kills quick"




"They're moving towards us"
"Good, means they miss their chance to shoot"



"CHRYSSALIDS!"
"Oh this just keeps getting better"


"Damn sectoid! He's in my head! HE'S IN MY HEAD"


"BESERKERS TOO!?"
"HOBBIE! I THOUGHT YOU FOUGHT FOR GOD, NOT PISSING HIM OFF"
"Shredder out!"


"Grenading these bastards!"



"Oh god... not again! NOT YOU AGAIN!"
"A-Team flashback, great"


"****, missed the sectoid... shield is still up"


"Punched through it, we're good"
"Wasted shots on my part then"
"FIRING MA LAZORZ"




"NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
"Another panic? Are you... everyone stay calm, we're in the **** right now, but we've been to hell and back"




"Here they come"



"More floaters incoming"
"We kill some, and more just ****ing replace them"


"YOU WILL ALL SUFFER"
"I'm bugging out"


"Sending the shredder"


"Veered wide!"
"Disabling who I can"




"Will someone please shoot that mechtoid?"
"On it"



"Going for the other heavy"



"Look at them all"
"Least they're all wounded"






"This isn't good"
"INCOMING GRENADE"



"I WILL ENSURE YOU DIE QUICK"


"OR MAYBE NOT"



"Sectoid from the rear is down"



"Looks like they're getting smarter"
"This ain't over yet"




"He's in the bag... for once"


"Dead and gone"
"Still a couple out there"



"Here they come"




"Didn't even know what hit him"


"Reload if you can"



"Jesus... we done?"
"Yeah... we're done... enjoy the breather while you can folks"
"Still some more aliens to take care of"


"Found one"



"Target down"
"Keep moving to the bridge"



"Yup, there they are"
"Play it safe"
"NEVER!"




"Watch yourself Dart"


"God dammit, that hurt!"
"Still alive though, move back, Pena, take his place"







"Slowly but surely"




"We've got them surrounded for a change"
"Hold up, floaters are still around"



"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT"


"This is what I have to say to your cover"



"I'VE GOT MORE!"




"YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN BY ME OR GOD"
"Alright... where the hell are the rest?"



"Nice find Turk"
"Yeah, if you mean being in harms way as a good thing"



"I've got this shot... almost as beautiful as I am"



"****, we done now?"
"YEAH WE ARE DONE. DEATH TO EVERYTHING! YES! I LOVE IT!"
"We got lucky, but hell if I care, we're alive"



"No"

 
Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...
You see, this is what happens when I get put in charge. There's a lot of explosions and someone ends up dead.

 
Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...
That last transport was intense...

 

Offline Mika

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Re: HLPXCOM: Long War - Another unfortunate death...
Bah the women! GSGT BuTThelezi loves to blow things, and Gortina tames big men. Qupping that creates lower abdomen pressure and makes aiming hard!

Off to Gortina to see what she meant about taming big guys...

Holy hell that Exalt mission! That's the craziest MEC charge I've seen. Which funnily reflects actually my real life, I've actually been in a slogging fest against three people alone...
Relaxed movement is always more effective than forced movement.