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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Kazan on June 01, 2006, 03:43:51 pm
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(http://joyshanley.com/0003.JPG)
Height: 5'9"
Size: 10/12
Bust: 38DD
Waist: 30
Hips: 41
Shoe: 10
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Blonde
This is considered "plus sizes"
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Definitely a plus size for the bust size ;)
My size is going downhill and probably soon I might have to shop at children clothing section
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Definitely a plus size for the bust size ;)
My size is going downhill and probably soon I might have to shop at children clothing section
ekk.. have you no muscle? :eek2: :wtf:
women should have some muscle as well as a decent bust! not be muscleless, breastless, sharp jointed anorexic crackheads like all the fashion models! :hopping: :mad:
(yeah i'm on a rant)
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That ain't no DD.
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OMG Kazan u r hott IRL LOL!!1
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LOL Yeah, theres got to be something to cuddle, otherwise you may as well hug a stick.
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Sorry...I'm not very fashion conscious...what is a plus size? And whats wrong with the woman in the picture? She looks fairly healthy to me. Unfortunately what I see down there in the states is alot of huge people...I breathe a sigh of relief whenever we cross back into Canada because the size of people drops sharply. I'm not making fun of larger people but people who are massively overweight should try and do something about it. Being at the other end of the scale like I am is no gift either...so from both sides you need to try and work on your body to remain healthy...asthetics be damned but make sure that your lungs, your heart, and the rest of your body are working alright. To do that myself I'm running and lifting weights. I realize for some people they put on the pounds quickly, they have thicker bones and bigger body structure...they aren't going to look like me and I'm not going to look like them.
The folks with the six pack worry me as well. They are either super atheletic and it just goes with the territory or they are doing something dangerous to their body. You have to be under 10% body fat to completely get rid of the middle area and lets face it, thats not a realistic (nor healthy in most case) goal. Different body types require a different approach...
Just ranting myself there I guess.
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"plus size" implies "Fat person"
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Ok, so what you're saying is that the American "ideal" body image is so close to anorexia that they qualify the woman in the picture as "plus size" (i.e. fat)?
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Ok, so what you're saying is that the American "ideal" body image is so close to anorexia that they qualify the woman in the picture as "plus size" (i.e. fat)?
bingo
the woman in the picture is OFFICIALLY considered a plus size by manufacturers
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Then that makes me a plus too. I'm glad I live here.
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Every time I leave Colorado, I see fat people, we don't have many here. When I go to California, I see why Americans are considered fat.
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Ok, so what you're saying is that the American "ideal" body image is so close to anorexia that they qualify the woman in the picture as "plus size" (i.e. fat)?
bingo
the woman in the picture is OFFICIALLY considered a plus size by manufacturers
Alright...thats pretty far out then. Thats a very healthy women there. Nothing wrong with her. Its quite paradoxical down there that annorexic is the ideal and yet most Americans have buldging waist sizes.
@Mars: I've heard that about Colorado. Whatever you folks are doing...keep it up!
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She looks pretty much ideal build to me... I certainly wouldn't apply the word 'fat' to her.
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So now it is the clothing industry that determines what is "plus size" and not doctors? :wtf:
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So now it is the clothing industry that determines what is "plus size" and not doctors? :wtf:
Didn't you hear? Fashion is more important than anything.
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I guess that makes me a factoral size or something
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Well at the very least you're not going to the the subject of her complaining that her breasts are too small when they're fine... *grumbles*
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Marylyn Monroe was a plus size. Just goes to show how screweed up the drawing line is.
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Definitely a plus size for the bust size ;)
My size is going downhill and probably soon I might have to shop at children clothing section
ekk.. have you no muscle? :eek2: :wtf:
women should have some muscle as well as a decent bust! not be muscleless, breastless, sharp jointed anorexic crackheads like all the fashion models! :hopping: :mad:
(yeah i'm on a rant)
Of course I have muscle. I am lean without excess fat deposit at places. I'm genetically small in frame and that doesn't mean I am a stick.
Now you tell me:
Height: 5' 6"
Size: 0/ 2
Bust: 32C
Waist: 24
Hips: 36
Shoe: 7
Eyes: Dark
Hair: Dark
Is that a stick and muclesless to you. Compare to most Americans, they just call me pettite.
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If it makes you feel any better, you're 6" taller than Sharon. Sharon does have to buy childrens clothes, particuarly shoes, saves us a fortune to be honest ;)
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If it makes you feel any better, you're 6" taller than Sharon. Sharon does have to buy childrens clothes, particuarly shoes, saves us a fortune to be honest ;)
Nah, just thought Kazan was having a wrong image in his head about small women. My mom's 5' 1" but she shops at regular store for pettite women. Sharon sounds like a cute little woman :D
The woman in the picture looks fine. She looks healthy like Icy said. I would say she's medium compare to me, but small compare the fat, over weight and obese women.
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So now it is the clothing industry that determines what is "plus size" and not doctors? :wtf:
always has been that way - the clothing industry makes the clothing and names the sizes - not doctors
No Wild - i have a pretty good idea what the sizes of womens clothing are, what's healthy etc - i also can generally tell between a girl who is naturally tiny and one who needs to have a cheeseburger :P
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ve been with 2 fat chicks and one skinny one (size 0), and i have to admit i liked the skinny one better, she weighed 90 pounds which allowed for some pretty intresting positions. as for the fat girs, what can i say, theyre why doggy style is a popular position in america.
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ve been with 2 fat chicks and one skinny one (size 0), and i have to admit i liked the skinny one better, she weighed 90 pounds which allowed for some pretty intresting positions. as for the fat girs, what can i say, theyre why doggy style is a popular position in america.
Save it for Playboy Forum, sparky.
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ve been with 2 fat chicks and one skinny one (size 0), and i have to admit i liked the skinny one better, she weighed 90 pounds which allowed for some pretty intresting positions. as for the fat girs, what can i say, theyre why doggy style is a popular position in america.
Save it for Playboy Forum, sparky.
wait, theese arent the playboy forums?
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I wish... :rolleyes:
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Clean it up, guys... :rolleyes:
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What?! I haven't said anything! Jeez, you try to get someone to stop talking about their sex-life with portly women, and suddenly you're one of the trouble-makers. *Sigh* I don't know why I bother... *Grumble*
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Isn't that Billie Piper?
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Isn't that Billie Piper?
*Gets out Two-by-Four and lines up with Colonol Dekker's skull*
No. *Smack* no. *Smack* no. *Smack* no. *Smack* NO!! *Smack*
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Seriously?
Oh right its Joy Shanley, But shes got billie pipers moosh.
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what, exactly, is "moosh"
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what, exactly, is "moosh"
gub.
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still not getting it
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american slang mother****ers do you speak it? :P
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Definitely a plus size for the bust size ;)
My size is going downhill and probably soon I might have to shop at children clothing section
ekk.. have you no muscle? :eek2: :wtf:
women should have some muscle as well as a decent bust! not be muscleless, breastless, sharp jointed anorexic crackheads like all the fashion models! :hopping: :mad:
(yeah i'm on a rant)
Of course I have muscle. I am lean without excess fat deposit at places. I'm genetically small in frame and that doesn't mean I am a stick.
Now you tell me:
Height: 5' 6"
Size: 0/ 2
Bust: 32C
Waist: 24
Hips: 36
Shoe: 7
Eyes: Dark
Hair: Dark
Is that a stick and muclesless to you. Compare to most Americans, they just call me pettite.
That seems just about right. [/obvious]
@American media and clothing manufacturers: Please kill yourselves and give way to people with realistic views and beliefs. Thank you.
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american slang mother****ers do you speak it? :P
Huvtae say ah dinnae ken whit yer gabbing aboot.
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Gaan kak an aap!!
Wah bubble me old china plates, Gob/Moosh = mouth
Plate = face
This ere' treacle thats gettin you all creamy with er jubblies, has a distinct likeness to aforementioned Ms Piper.........
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My girlfriend is thin, but she is also incredibly muscular.
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(removed as an afterthought)
My better half has a fantastic body is in fact aesthetically perfect, with a mind as sharp as a diamond covered nucular powered chainsaw, Brunnette, 23 years old, Bit of a cheeky attitude, wicked smile. she can drink me under the table too, Funnily enough thats how we met..........
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"plus size" implies "Fat person"
Plus size doesn't imply "fat" but simply means large or extra large. It's a misconception people always have when they see "Plus Size". Actually there are few things I would like to add about the woman in the picture. I have to say she is a relatively big woman. She has a bigger body frame and taller than average women (1, 2). On top of that she certainly has a bust size that is bigger than average women's. I am not saying that she's fat, but she is big.
If the manufacturers use my size as an average, then she will be consider as an extra large (for she's about 10 sizes larger than me). To be honest, I don't see anything sick about using the term "plus size". In addition, there are a series of sizes in the "Plus Size" catagory. She could be very well the smallest in "Plus Size", but large in regulars, and the largest in "Petite Size". The way I see it is that if you don't like "Plus Size" clothing, just don't purchase anything from the companies that label their clothes that way. I am very sure not all the manufacturers sell "Plus Size".
One thing I do notice about the cloth sizes in the past few years, is that the measurement of the sizes have gone up. For instance, a size 4 now is actually a lot loose than a size 4 from over half a decades ago. The reference sizes can be slightly different among manufacturer, but I think that has got a lot to do with people getting bigger (3).
1. http://www.halls.md/chart/height-weight.htm
2. http://www.wonderquest.com/size-women-us.htm
3. http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/healthcare/a/tallbutfat.htm
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Actually, larger busts are becoming more and more a trait in Western races as time goes on, I can certainly see a genetic trend developing there,
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Actually, larger busts are becoming more and more a trait in Western races as time goes on, I can certainly see a genetic trend developing there,
it's not genetic, it's environmental - more food, better food (for some, fast food for others!)
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I'm probably a minorty when I think that breasts are not the point in women. Ofcourse I can enjoy the view if a nicely presented pair of titties goes by, it's in my genes for I am a male. But they are not the first thing that catches my eye. Be it A cup or friggin' D, they are a wonderful part of the female body. But adding unnatural matter in to them is wasted money, and some implants just look creepy, and are a health hazard. So ladies please, don't go upgrading your bosoms for me. A smile is much better way to enslave me. ;)
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aye no need for implants
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How does that expression go? "Any more than a handful is just wasted."
...Not that I've had personal experience or anything, but you get the point. :p
(And that woman = hawt)
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...Not that I've had personal experience or anything,
you said it, i didn't
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LOL Now now :p
Breasts and things are nice, but at the risk of sounding cliche, after a few years together, the physical attraction is not nearly as important to the relationship as mental attraction. Bodies are fun, but they get old, so be damn sure, in long term relationships, you're with someone who has more going for them than just a nice pair of jugs.
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You guys are short! I mean wow! I may be shorter than you people, but I have an excuse (I'm in eigth grade, not a collage grad)!
I'm 5' 5"
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Actually, larger busts are becoming more and more a trait in Western races as time goes on, I can certainly see a genetic trend developing there,
it's not genetic, it's environmental - more food, better food (for some, fast food for others!)
It's also of evolutionary benefit, so I think there will be genetic factors behind it.
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The folks with the six pack worry me as well. They are either super atheletic and it just goes with the territory or they are doing something dangerous to their body. You have to be under 10% body fat to completely get rid of the middle area and lets face it, thats not a realistic (nor healthy in most case) goal. Different body types require a different approach...
Just ranting myself there I guess.
with the right exercise & diet most can develop a pretty decent midriff in > or < 6 weeks, or so I'm lead to believe.
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some people ahve a natural metabolic tendancy to keep a six pack - and damn them to hell for their luck :D
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You guys are short! I mean wow! I may be shorter than you people, but I have an excuse (I'm in eigth grade, not a collage grad)!
I'm 5' 5"
I'm 5' 10" in 10th grade, but I'm only 130lbs, and if you were talking about Fragaria, did you notice the bra size? That's a chick your calling shot. 5' 6" is a perfectally respectable height for a woman, and only moderately short for a guy.
some people ahve a natural metabolic tendancy to keep a six pack - and damn them to hell for their luck :D
I have a six-pack, and I'm only in moderately good shape, so I may have that
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I don't excactly have a six pack, but I do seem to stay the same weight no matter what I eat, I'm pretty thin, but not emaciated, but can eat Cream cakes, doughnuts etc all day and not put on a gramme. I also had my teeth wired together for 6 weeks after an operation and could only eat fluids, and still finished at exactly the same weight as I started at :)
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Hmm...I'm between 186 and 189cm tall and weigh 85kg ..how much is that in the american mesuring system?
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I would put myself as entirely average, myself.
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Hmm...I'm between 186 and 189cm tall and weigh 85kg ..how much is that in the american mesuring system?
189 cm = 74.40 inches = 6"2.4'
kinda tall - i'm like 5"11' or about 180.34 centimeters
85 kilograms = 187.4 pounds - lighter than i - of course i've been tied to a desk for two years and i am just starting to work out again
(i weigh about 100 kilo)
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Actually, larger busts are becoming more and more a trait in Western races as time goes on, I can certainly see a genetic trend developing there,
it's not genetic, it's environmental - more food, better food (for some, fast food for others!)
The increase of human size is genetic linked. The metabolic changes resulting from certain genes is thought to played a role in regulating body fat tissue. The environment is a 'supplement' to enhance the result.
Anyway, the below is a original report from the cdc about the Mean Body Weight, Height, and Body Mass Index (BMI) 1960-2002: United States I posted earlier.
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/ad/ad347.pdf
And Trashman, with your height and weight, you are consider as a big guy :P
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Definitely a plus size for the bust size ;)
My size is going downhill and probably soon I might have to shop at children clothing section
Definitely a plus size for the bust size ;)
My size is going downhill and probably soon I might have to shop at children clothing section
ekk.. have you no muscle? :eek2: :wtf:
women should have some muscle as well as a decent bust! not be muscleless, breastless, sharp jointed anorexic crackheads like all the fashion models! :hopping: :mad:
(yeah i'm on a rant)
Of course I have muscle. I am lean without excess fat deposit at places. I'm genetically small in frame and that doesn't mean I am a stick.
Now you tell me:
Height: 5' 6"
Size: 0/ 2
Bust: 32C
Waist: 24
Hips: 36
Shoe: 7
Eyes: Dark
Hair: Dark
Is that a stick and muclesless to you. Compare to most Americans, they just call me pettite.
ekk.. have you no muscle? :eek2: :wtf:
women should have some muscle as well as a decent bust! not be muscleless, breastless, sharp jointed anorexic crackheads like all the fashion models! :hopping: :mad:
(yeah i'm on a rant)
Of course I have muscle. I am lean without excess fat deposit at places. I'm genetically small in frame and that doesn't mean I am a stick.
Now you tell me:
Height: 5' 6"
Size: 0/ 2
Bust: 32C
Waist: 24
Hips: 36
Shoe: 7
Eyes: Dark
Hair: Dark
Is that a stick and muclesless to you. Compare to most Americans, they just call me pettite.
I can't believe this hasn't been said yet, but OMGPICSPLZ!!!!!111!!!!1one!!!one1
Don't kill me.
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I'm sure she'll take it as a compliment.
She'd probably take it as more of a compliment. if it had come from someone who could work the quote button properly though :p
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I can't believe this hasn't been said yet, but OMGPICSPLZ!!!!!111!!!!1one!!!one1
Don't kill me.
Aah, the internet.
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I can't believe this hasn't been said yet, but OMGPICSPLZ!!!!!111!!!!1one!!!one1
Don't kill me.
Who's going to kill you?
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You guys are short! I mean wow! I may be shorter than you people, but I have an excuse (I'm in eigth grade, not a collage grad)!
I'm 5' 5"
Dude...in 8th grade I grew to be 5'9" (one month I grew a full inch). I ended up at 5'11". Trust me...not everyone here is short :D
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im like6'4 and 250 lbs, so im quite big. ive got a beer gut but i dont really consider myself fat. im just a heavy build.
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im like6'4 and 250 lbs, so im quite big. ive got a beer gut but i dont really consider myself fat. im just a heavy build.
Wow, you're a giant...
@ Dough with Fish:
I finally figured out what you're requesting so here you go, a couple of pictures of me though I'm not a supermodel (taken summer 2005) --
(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/Misc-Pics/Fragaria/Bodiam01.jpg)
(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/karajorma/Misc-Pics/Fragaria/Hastings.jpg)
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wow... you are hot.
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Bobboau says that to every woman he meets, what's why he's so endearing ;)
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*Snip*
Giggity Giggity Gig-ga-ty!
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wow... you are hot.
I didn't have a fever that day... *just kidding* :D
Bobboau says that to every woman he meets, what's why he's so endearing ;)
Do you always go chatting girls up with him? :P
Well, it's ok. I do not mind whatever people say, it's just an opinion :) Personally, I do not think I am outstanding nor scary looking :)
Giggity Giggity Gig-ga-ty!
Was that from a song?
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I think that was Spring kicking in ;)
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Possibly, but spring's almost over. I think it's the summer heat that makes people go wild :D
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Was that from a song?
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/221/quagmire7sg.png)
Giggity giggity, giggity goo!!
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<looks at picture Mefustae posted>
Giggity giggity, giggity goo!!
Elephantitus can happen to you!
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wow wild :eek2:
you're going to have nerds drooling over you for ever now :lol:
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Yeah, teasing aside, you're selling yourself short, if you'll pardon the pun. I'm not actually that surprised at the reactions you get in here, you're an attractive girl, don't let anyone tell you otherwise :)
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That's not how you talk to a woman over the internet! You're supposed to bombard her with lewd and offensive pick-up lines... *ahem*
So, Wild, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. Alllllll riiight!!
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ROFL I'm pretty sure Sharon would have something to say about that :p
I'm just glad she doesn't know about hidden folders :nervous:
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Well, it's ok. I do not mind whatever people say, it's just an opinion :) Personally, I do not think I am outstanding nor scary looking :)
:wtf: you know that was a complement right?
people generaly have overly critical views of themselves, take it from a guy, you are good looking, I'd say you were about an 8-9.
and you probly won't ever see an end to the guys on this board lusting after you now :) sorry, that's just the way it is, it's tough being beautiful.
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wow wild :eek2:
you're going to have nerds drooling over you for ever now :lol:
and a few giants like my self who will stalk you in sattelite photos from google earth :D
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HA! wow, you do that to eh?
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I think that was Spring kicking in ;)
Something kicking in, anyways.
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That's not how you talk to a woman over the internet! You're supposed to bombard her with lewd and offensive pick-up lines... *ahem*
So, Wild, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. Alllllll riiight!!
Giggidy Giggidy Goo!
I like Quagmire's "If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put 'U' and 'I' together! All right..."
LoLs.
As for the wf comments.... *awaits kj's input* ;)
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Actually I've been trying to convince her she's good looking for ages so I'm not going to complain :) Might be just what she needed :)
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Well people do like being told they are good looking regardless of how good they look so I'm sure this counts too!
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aye she's gorgeous :D
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Well, thanks guys for all your complement :) Thanks Bob for the high rating :D
ROFL I'm pretty sure Sharon would have something to say about that :p
I'm just glad she doesn't know about hidden folders :nervous:
*Wondering what else's in your secret hidden folders... Pharaoh & Cleopatra??*
and a few giants like my self who will stalk you in sattelite photos from google earth :D
Want my address and routine schedule so you can stalk easier? ;7
Actually I've been trying to convince her she's good looking for ages so I'm not going to complain :) Might be just what she needed :)
Nah, it's nothing ego related. That's just my personally opinion about my look. It doesn't mean I'm not happy with it though :D
Well people do like being told they are good looking regardless of how good they look so I'm sure this counts too!
What do you look like? :D
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oh nice shell necklace wild :D i wear one like it
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oh nice shell necklace wild :D i wear one like it
Gee, thanks. I like it a lot and I think it's cute :D You too, have one? Don't know if you can see the longer necklace of mine. That's the one I wear everyday, in shower or in bed since I was a little kid :D Got a lucky charm from my mom and a couples from my grandma. The ones from my grandma are actually almost a century old if not older.
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hmm new girl member, iv been away too long :p
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Me? New? No so new, I have been here since Oct 2005 :D
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uglies, uglies everywhere
you all are ugly
ugly
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uglies, uglies everywhere
you all are ugly
ugly
you're just jealous that a nerd on here has a nerd gf who's hot
all you single guys worship kara :D
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oh yes gookdom for the win
Geeks live forever btw
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By the way, Janos, no ivory billed woodpecker have been sighted since the woodpecker team started the search. Hope you aren't too dissapointed.
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ROFL I'm pretty sure Sharon would have something to say about that :p
I beg your pardon, but is Sharon this person's first name or surname? :shaking:
:p
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ROFL Yeah, this caused some confusion when the poor man had a stroke, I seem to recall one post reading..
'Sharon has stroke, Flipside approves' ;)
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Ahem. That was my fault. :p
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By the way, Janos, no ivory billed woodpecker have been sighted since the woodpecker team started the search. Hope you aren't too dissapointed.
****ing amateurs cannot even identify Pileated Woodpecker, laffo.
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By the way, Janos, no ivory billed woodpecker have been sighted since the woodpecker team started the search. Hope you aren't too dissapointed.
****ing amateurs cannot even identify Pileated Woodpecker, laffo.
I thought it was a bit waste of time and money to start up the team without some really strong evidents.
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By the way, Janos, no ivory billed woodpecker have been sighted since the woodpecker team started the search. Hope you aren't too dissapointed.
****ing amateurs cannot even identify Pileated Woodpecker, laffo.
I thought it was a bit waste of time and money to start up the team without some really strong evidents.
Have you seen the video? It's craptastic. Seriously. It's a black and white dot flying directly away from the camera. And said black-and-white dot looks pretty much like a pileated woodpecker, as far as you can tell, because the entire video is pixelated, lighting is poor, picture is small, there's tremendous artifact compression and all kinds of stuff.
I must admit that I bought the hype until someone linked me to the video. Then I read about the finders' excursions and attempts to prove that their woodpecker was an IWB, not Pileated. It's tragicomic. The other sightings are as bad as the first one, except that later sightings are not documented at all. I will also question the sanity of those who use a wooden mock-up as some kind of evidence.
It's a schoolbook example of bad birdwatching. Short sighting? Check. Vid "not looking like the real thing"? Check. Trying to make the facts suit the theory? Check. Nebulous voice identifications? Check. Only one observer? Check.
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Seriously this is the funnest thread I've seen in a while. Now all the gals on HLP can post their pix so that the guys can start fanclubs, chat them up, and add them to their 'hidden folders.' @Flip, how do you know she doesn't know about them? ;7
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Because she hasn't filed for divorce? :nervous:
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:lol:
I should threaten to find her email and send her an explanation...http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Win+Show+hidden+files+and+folders (http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Win+Show+hidden+files+and+folders)
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ROFL
To be honest, she probably does know full well about the content of my Hard Drive, but doesn't mind.
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ROFL
To be honest, she probably does know full well about the content of my Hard Drive, but doesn't mind.
Is that why they call it a Hard Drive?
Hohohohoho.......
ach, I'm going to bed.
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:p The quality of your puns is decreasing, aldo! Shame on you.
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Have you seen the video? It's craptastic. Seriously. It's a black and white dot flying directly away from the camera. And said black-and-white dot looks pretty much like a pileated woodpecker, as far as you can tell, because the entire video is pixelated, lighting is poor, picture is small, there's tremendous artifact compression and all kinds of stuff.
I must admit that I bought the hype until someone linked me to the video. Then I read about the finders' excursions and attempts to prove that their woodpecker was an IWB, not Pileated. It's tragicomic. The other sightings are as bad as the first one, except that later sightings are not documented at all. I will also question the sanity of those who use a wooden mock-up as some kind of evidence.
It's a schoolbook example of bad birdwatching. Short sighting? Check. Vid "not looking like the real thing"? Check. Trying to make the facts suit the theory? Check. Nebulous voice identifications? Check. Only one observer? Check.
I haven't seen that so far, but I follow the story quite closely ever since the day it came out and have been reading the publications on scientific journals. Do you still have the link?
Seriously this is the funnest thread I've seen in a while. Now all the gals on HLP can post their pix so that the guys can start fanclubs, chat them up, and add them to their 'hidden folders.' @Flip, how do you know she doesn't know about them? ;7
Glad that you find it funny. Mind you that I am just a super nerd who likes posting on HLP and making people laugh ;)
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LOL And just to clear something up, I didn't put WF's picture in my 'hidden folder', that's for other stuff :)
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I tend to scare people off after I reveal half of my true self :D
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I'm never going to be able to browse by the hidden folders on my comp again without laughing...
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I tend to scare people off after I reveal half of my true self :D
good thing karajorma is nearless fearless :lol:
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so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
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I tend to scare people off after I reveal half of my true self :D
Top or bottom half?
Sorry, you left yourself wide open with that comment. :p
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LOL I've been fighting the urge to say that since it was posted ;)
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Aw heck, if other people are posting pictures of how attractive they are, I guess I will too. I've always been a bit of a camera whore.
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b319/Mistah_Kurtz/dionysus.gif)
I know, I know, my nose doesn't look great in that shot. It's not like that in person.
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so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
For long enough to make jokes about making her an honest woman dangerous.
Oh ****.
*runs*
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so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
For long enough to make jokes about making her an honest woman to be dangerous.
Oh ****.
*runs*
That makes me wonder exactly how you explained the whole starfish thing, now.......
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One action is worth a thousand words of explaination ;7
And a night spent whimpering on the couch with a big slap mark on your face :D
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:eek:
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He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
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He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
what, you didn't have to dig out Flips hidden folder, did you?
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He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
what, you didn't have to dig out Flips hidden folder, did you?
That sounds a lot more painfull than it should..........
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He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
what, you didn't have to dig out Flips hidden folder, did you?
That sounds a lot more painfull than it should..........
I've heard it's a bit like The Temple of Doom, but the snakes are pink.
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He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
well if shes done with you im sure i could take over. i know how to treat a woman, especially one as lovely as she.
of course im nuts and shel get bored with that and pick up on one of you other fine gentlemen. :D
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He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
what, you didn't have to dig out Flips hidden folder, did you?
That sounds a lot more painfull than it should..........
I've heard it's a bit like The Temple of Doom, but the snakes are pink.
My god, I've lost the power of sight, .............Why oh why did you put that image in my head, I'm never eating again my stomach just shut down....
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You leave my hidden folder alone!!1! :p
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He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
what, you didn't have to dig out Flips hidden folder, did you?
That sounds a lot more painfull than it should..........
I've heard it's a bit like The Temple of Doom, but the snakes are pink.
Snakes on a Plane 2:
Pink Snakes on a Plane
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I tend to scare people off after I reveal half of my true self :D
good thing karajorma is nearless fearless :lol:
Well, I'm not so sure about that. I'm a pretty tough person you know.
so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
Yes, since summer 1998. It's a relationship like most other couples, except slightly more depressing.
I tend to scare people off after I reveal half of my true self :D
Top or bottom half?
Sorry, you left yourself wide open with that comment. :p
It's ok -- often in my undies, but topless occasionally.
so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
For long enough to make jokes about making her an honest woman to be dangerous.
Oh ****.
*runs*
That makes me wonder exactly how you explained the whole starfish thing, now.......
He's good at explaining things, I am sure you guys know that by now. He just used clear and simple English to tell me that it meant asshole.
He he. Only joking. The real answer is much more tactfully than that :)
well if shes done with you im sure i could take over. i know how to treat a woman, especially one as lovely as she.
of course im nuts and shel get bored with that and pick up on one of you other fine gentlemen. :D
Oh why thank you Nuke, and I think you're a funny guy. I would love to hang out sometimes if you like. But if you're talking about dating, maybe we should wait until the beginning of next year.
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Kaj, I think there was a hint there someplace....
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lol @ this thread
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Kaj, I think there was a hint there someplace....
Trust me, he knows :)
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Whoa, I know the way women like you work "hears a whip cracking in the background, although more in an imasculating boyfriend becomes slave kind of way as opposed to the blatant bondage undertones it portrays"
Kaj I've been through it too,.......... You will get your balls back at some undefined incalculable point in the uncertain future. "salutes Kaj's lost balls"
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Whoa, I know the way women like you work "hears a whip cracking in the background, although more in an imasculating boyfriend becomes slave kind of way as opposed to the blatant bondage undertones it portrays"
Kaj I've been through it too,.......... You will get your balls back at some undefined incalculable point in the uncertain future. "salutes Kaj's lost balls"
Well, how do you think I work?
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:eek2:"crud"
lowers neck to chopping block........
<TOP TIP !!>
Never argue with a question from a female, Just admit you're wrong give them your wallet and crawl round being a slave to their silly desires for a week"
</TOP TIP!!>
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:eek2:"crud"
lowers neck to chopping block........
<TOP TIP !!>
Never argue with a question from a female, Just admit you're wrong give them your wallet and crawl round being a slave to their silly desires for a week"
</TOP TIP!!>
See, I told you I would scare you :P Oh and by the way, if I were you, I will be watching your own balls before you giving warning to others :nod:
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This is my standard respomnse to quesstions from females ever sice my ex asked me, "does this skirt make my bum look big" I said "Nah love, you're huge arse makes it look big"
I barely recovered............ :shaking:
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This is my standard respomnse to quesstions from females ever sice my ex asked me, "does this skirt make my bum look big" I said "Nah love, you're huge arse makes it look big"
I barely recovered............ :shaking:
Sorry that you have to deal with the big butt issue with your girl :lol:
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Interesting to say the least. Semi-back-on-topic, my girlfriend is also petite, but certainly not annorexic. I don't really have her uh.. body stats (hip size, etc), but she's about WF's size I suppose, if not petite-er.
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What size )cant believe hes asking one of the three No-No questions( is WF?
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didn't she already say she's like a 2?
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This is my standard respomnse to quesstions from females ever sice my ex asked me, "does this skirt make my bum look big" I said "Nah love, you're huge arse makes it look big"
I barely recovered............ :shaking:
:lol: Oh dear Dekker.
Mind you if you think that's bad try being asked it by your mother! :D
Actually Fragaria isn't a ball buster really. If she were I certainly wouldn't have suggested that she started hanging out on HLP :)
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i should get my super awesome kickass gf over here
she already is a lurker on BTRL
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I'm mostly a size 0 and more often a size 2 for tops.
You should, Turamba so I will have more female friends here to hang out.
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so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
Yes, since summer 1998. It's a relationship like most other couples, except slightly more depressing.
There are more depressing kinds, though. (ach, sorry, maudlin on Mondays....)
Were you living near Kara or something in '98, then?
so, those two (karajorma+Fragaria) are going out?
For long enough to make jokes about making her an honest woman to be dangerous.
Oh ****.
*runs*
That makes me wonder exactly how you explained the whole starfish thing, now.......
He's good at explaining things, I am sure you guys know that by now. He just used clear and simple English to tell me that it meant asshole.
What, and you didn't get bumhole?
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What, and you didn't get bumhole?
Well, I couldn't see how are starfish and bumhole (or asshole, what we like to call it here) related. He 'painted' a good picture with the way a asshole look for me to understand the co-relation. By the way, I used to have starfish (the real sea animals) as pets when I was a kid.
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I'm glad that's not 'painted' literally, for all our sanity :D
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I'm glad that's not 'painted' literally, for all our sanity :D
Oh yes, I am glad it didn't get that messy. I'm slow but not that slow, that I have to see the actual 'thing' to get the idea :p
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I'm glad that's not 'painted' literally, for all our sanity :D
Oh yes, I am glad it didn't get that messy. I'm slow but not that slow, that I have to see the actual 'thing' to get the idea :p
Unlike me, where the only way I can get the 'thing' is to be stupid and slow enough so that people would actually explain the 'thing' in great detail. And I really hope I'm thinking about the right 'thing'
This post is really asking for some many wrong replies...
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Oh yes, I am glad it didn't get that messy. I'm slow but not that slow, that I have to see the actual 'thing' to get the idea :p
Not many people can see that particular part of their own anatomy anyway. That's why politicians have such trouble realising that they're talking out of it. :D
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Oh ****, I have been thinking about the wrong 'thing' :nervous:
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Don't worry, you are probably thinking about the right thing if you just said **** ;)
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Ah, what a charming thread.
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Indeed. With a hint of excitment :D
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I thought that was terror?
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Ah, what a charming thread.
yes i do enjoy the way it has degenerated. i should post a pic of me in a thong, it would have the dual purpose of freaking out fragaria and getting this thread closed, but id hate to inpede on everyones fun. let em play with eachother's choclate starfishes. :D
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yes i do enjoy the way it has degenerated. i should post a pic of me in a thong
Oh, cheers. Do you have any idea how much therapy is going to cost me?
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A small, male giant in a thong, lovely.
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A small, male giant in a thong, lovely.
It's like summer holidays in Skegness all over again.
Oh, Dave, why did you go with that man? If only we'd known, you wouldn't be in that institution....
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I refuse to let this forum turn into what Sectorgame has become. :p