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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Cobra on August 04, 2006, 02:53:50 pm

Title: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Cobra on August 04, 2006, 02:53:50 pm
And I ran across the VBBQ thread again. and i was thinking, will there ever be a HLPBBQ? :nervous:
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2006, 03:36:07 pm
I think they used to have them back in the day... What the heck? Why not have another one?
/me fires up the HLPBBQ and tosses Cobra on it.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Cobra on August 04, 2006, 07:25:17 pm
AHA! But I have donned the fire/heatproof suit! :p

i suggest an HLPBBQ and I'm the main course. not fair. :p
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Unknown Target on August 04, 2006, 08:33:25 pm
*brings out UT's List*
*proceeds to roast every noob he has on it*
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Cobra on August 04, 2006, 08:48:36 pm
I've got the mega-grill!
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: achtung on August 04, 2006, 08:51:35 pm
I've got the noobbq sauce! 

:nervous:
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Turambar on August 04, 2006, 08:52:43 pm
instead of coal, i suggest meson warheads.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2006, 09:02:42 pm
/me finishes drinking the holy water out of his flamethrower
/me  gets the bottle of ginger ale out of the fridge and fills his flamethrower with that
Seriously, this stuff is like pepper spray.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Cobra on August 04, 2006, 09:09:49 pm
*smuggles in napalm for redsniper* how's dat?

Fake FS3 Box. That should get them running to me.

Also I've got a n00b deep frying beam cannon.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Unknown Target on August 04, 2006, 09:16:22 pm
Cobra.
You're a noob too.
*Insta-fries with BFRed*
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: an0n on August 04, 2006, 09:18:07 pm
None of you have the necessary flaming capacity to start a BBQ.

Plus, you people aren't even vets here (UT excluded), let alone at the VBB. You're not allowed to ressurect the VBBQ in any way, shape or form unless you trek through the Valley of The Fallen; battle the Zombie Trolls and their mighty king HFB; and spend a few hours finding, exhuming and looting Plasma's coffin from the Veteran's Graveyard to recover the remnants of the Great Flame.

Or until you piss ZB off enough to get him to start it up....
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2006, 09:22:55 pm
I remember HFB's antics from back in my lurking days. I was there, I just wasn't there.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Cobra on August 04, 2006, 10:11:05 pm
Cobra.
You're a noob too.
*Insta-fries with BFRed*

i have my fire/heatproof jacket on, remember?

anyway i brought this up, i should be INVINCIBLE!
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Dark Hunter on August 04, 2006, 10:15:37 pm
Why not invite the one guy who has a beam cannon as part of his anatomy!


Here, Carl! We've got sack lunches!  :lol:
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: WeatherOp on August 04, 2006, 10:16:31 pm
Cobra.
You're a noob too.
*Insta-fries with BFRed*


*Bonks UT on the head..

Dude shame on you, we have technolgy for this purpose

*sends his endless supply of lady cylon models to roast cobra.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: CP5670 on August 04, 2006, 10:50:07 pm
MALBOEUF ****ING LAGBOMBS IN DEIMOS DUEL BAN HIM!!!!!1

cookie to anyone who gets the reference there

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Plus, you people aren't even vets here (UT excluded), let alone at the VBB. You're not allowed to ressurect the VBBQ in any way, shape or form unless you trek through the Valley of The Fallen; battle the Zombie Trolls and their mighty king HFB; and spend a few hours finding, exhuming and looting Plasma's coffin from the Veteran's Graveyard to recover the remnants of the Great Flame.

HFB was hilarious. He always used to say "Yap" instead "Yes" and alternated between having completely pointless conversations with others (with weird spelling errors that nobody else would make) and bumping random old threads in groups of four or five at a time, during the four days it took Volition to ban him.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: an0n on August 04, 2006, 11:30:45 pm
HFB was by far the biggest ****ing troll the VBB ever saw.

He was just pure stupid, and of a volume so immense as to have brought proceedings to a grinding halt while everyone sharpened their blades in preparation to run him through....
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Mefustae on August 04, 2006, 11:38:18 pm
He was just pure stupid, and of a volume so immense as to have brought proceedings to a grinding halt while everyone sharpened their blades in preparation to run him through....
Example?
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Cobra on August 04, 2006, 11:49:42 pm
why is it I'M the only "n00b-target" in this thread? there are other n00bs in here. :nervous: *looks at Charismatic* :nervous:
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: redsniper on August 04, 2006, 11:54:03 pm
He was just pure stupid, and of a volume so immense as to have brought proceedings to a grinding halt while everyone sharpened their blades in preparation to run him through....
Example?
well... for one, HFB stands for Hemaroid(sic) Frog Butt if you didn't know already.
why is it I'M the only "n00b-target" in this thread? there are other n00bs in here. :nervous: *looks at Charismatic* :nervous:
because Drekker hasn't shown up yet  ;7
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: CP5670 on August 05, 2006, 12:06:25 am
Is there any archive of the old Squadwar forum? It would be great to read the crap in there again. Most of the action at the VBB took place in there, but it was removed around a year before the rest of the BB and doesn't exist in the webarchive backup.

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because Drekker hasn't shown up yet  ;7

I think he actually used to be JK47, who IIRC was there when I registered back in '99.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: redsniper on August 05, 2006, 12:08:40 am
Alright then, we'll just wait for Chara.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Falcon on August 05, 2006, 01:12:18 am
Wait you want to get two noobs in one thread? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 05, 2006, 01:14:24 am
Oh ho ho, this is going to be fun.

/me , not yet willing to get involved, sits back in chair and throws on some popcorn.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Mars on August 05, 2006, 01:36:19 am
Wait you want to get two noobs in one thread? Isn't that a little dangerous?

We'll end up with little n00bs!

Course I'm a newbie myself. *Braces self for sarcastic comments*
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Mefustae on August 05, 2006, 04:30:21 am
/me , not yet willing to get involved, sits back in chair and throws on some popcorn.
/me urinates on the cooking popcorn.

Check. Mate.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Descenterace on August 05, 2006, 06:18:31 am
I remember HFB. I remember the VBBQ.

[And we still have our Dreadnought. --TechDescenter]
[There's going to be a BBQ. Fire up the main gun. --MercDescenter]
[Reactors to 40%. All weapons online. Main gun charging. --FSDescenter]

I also remember the time the VBB got invaded.

[Have we still got the DFGoJ? --MercDescenter]
[It's around here somewhere. --EvilDescenter]
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 05, 2006, 11:13:08 am
/me , not yet willing to get involved, sits back in chair and throws on some popcorn.
/me urinates on the cooking popcorn.

Check. Mate.
Aye, now it's personal.

/me readies the arsenal.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Cobra on August 05, 2006, 01:30:32 pm
*tosses nuclear some more smuggled napalm*

*readies Beam Frier*
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 05, 2006, 01:50:44 pm
HFB was hilarious. He always used to say "Yap" instead "Yes" and alternated between having completely pointless conversations with others (with weird spelling errors that nobody else would make) and bumping random old threads in groups of four or five at a time, during the four days it took Volition to ban him.

With the exception of the thread-bumpage, sounds like a troll we recently had at another forum. (http://forums.rateofinjury.com/showthread.php?t=329)
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: pecenipicek on August 05, 2006, 08:30:13 pm
HFB was hilarious. He always used to say "Yap" instead "Yes" and alternated between having completely pointless conversations with others (with weird spelling errors that nobody else would make) and bumping random old threads in groups of four or five at a time, during the four days it took Volition to ban him.

With the exception of the thread-bumpage, sounds like a troll we recently had at another forum. (http://forums.rateofinjury.com/showthread.php?t=329)
i reaaaally shouldnt have clicked that link.gah.
hate you.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Nuclear1 on August 05, 2006, 08:53:48 pm
So, how many points did your IQ drop while reading that? :D
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Turambar on August 06, 2006, 01:49:58 am
2, for a whopping .0003% IQ loss.

bow before me and my slightly less impervious genious mind.
*raises shields*
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Mefustae on August 06, 2006, 02:08:21 am
Aye, now it's personal.

/me readies the arsenal.
Oooooh, it's on like Donkey Kong.

/me activates Doomsday Device.
Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Falcon on August 06, 2006, 03:10:23 am
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Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Kosh on August 06, 2006, 06:20:19 am
Must join in on spam fest before thread lockage..........
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Title: Re: I was reading the old VBB topics...
Post by: Fury on August 06, 2006, 06:39:31 am
Locking this topic before HLP is sued for causing brain cancer.