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Title: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Janos on November 28, 2007, 05:26:08 am: and felt a chill go down my spine. My lips were moist, eager, wanting. I kissed the warhead, the mere thought of tens of kilotons getting me strangely aroused. I removed my utility belt. It clanked loudly when it hit the hangar floor. From the corner of my eye I noticed admiral Shima watching me. She was smiling. I closed my eyes and slided my oily hands along the missile.

But no, our romance was not to be, for where I thought I would find the end, the tail, the calling hole of the exhaust port, I found something more. I found an Ursa.

Ursa..! So close, so large, a Mount Everest challenge for sure. I was gasping, and felt strange feelings in my pallid and fat body. Something down there was hard, something down there wanted to contact the white-glowing plates of the fusion reactor. I wanted to kiss the turret and copulate with the Prometheus cannon, but
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Mefustae on November 28, 2007, 06:13:12 am: Quote from: Janos' sig
lol wtf
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: karajorma on November 28, 2007, 06:48:39 am: :wtf:
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Post by: Wobble73 on November 28, 2007, 08:05:39 am: :wtf: Janos, your user title says it all! You really are a *really* weird sheep! :lol:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Ashrak on November 28, 2007, 10:25:39 am: HASHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

ooh man havent laughed so good in a while :D
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: achtung on November 28, 2007, 02:48:29 pm: (http://www.nukelol.com/temphost/bbimgs/1196143929710.jpg) (http://www.nukelol.com/)

Please, do continue.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Mobius on November 28, 2007, 03:03:02 pm: Quote from: Mefustae on November 28, 2007, 06:13:12 am
Quote from: Janos' sig
lol wtf

:lol: :wtf:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Unknown Target on November 28, 2007, 03:48:35 pm: Double-u-tee-ef mate? :lol:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Kosh on November 29, 2007, 04:39:09 am: Quote from: karajorma on November 28, 2007, 06:48:39 am
:wtf:

seconded.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: TrashMan on November 29, 2007, 06:52:57 am: :eek2: :wtf: :nervous: :eek2: :confused:

"What in the name of general Patton IS that thing?"
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Janos on November 29, 2007, 08:20:49 am: I was panting now. Panting hard. I struggled to open the zipper in my combat uniform. It was stuck. Would it all end here? Satisfaction - both physical and mental - was so close, just behind the cockpit, calling and taunting me? I cried. The zipper was still stuck. Slowly I realized, that I shouldn't fight this, but rather... enjoy the experience. The excruciating pain in my crotch told me that I was functioning correctly, that my instincts which I had suppresed during the dull training simulations were right and true. "Ejection seat", it read on a panel. Amidst all the lust I realized the irony - just one letter changed and my current physical state would be illustrated there. I was desperate, I licked the shield generator's access panel. And for a second, the plane hummed at me. I closed my eyes and the thought of me and it, man and beast, alpha and omega, rocking back and forth in the cold void of space, eternally together, bound be flesh and metal - yes, that thought, naughty for some, sexual for me, the thought made me stronger. I grabbed my uniform and tore it off. People were watching. I kept the underwear on and rubbed the Helios bomb now, I didn't want to hide anything. Everyone could see that I mean bussiness. Everyone knew that I wanted the act of love, to sweat and push and pull and in and out and EJECT
HIT YOUR BURNERS
DIVE
and then
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 29, 2007, 01:09:07 pm: LOLOL :wakka: LOLOL
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Flipside on November 29, 2007, 01:19:21 pm: Janos, dude, I don't even want to know what kind of night-clubs you go to ;)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Janos on November 29, 2007, 02:04:23 pm: Quote from: Flipside on November 29, 2007, 01:19:21 pm
Janos, dude, I don't even want to know what kind of night-clubs you go to ;)

the rock kind
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 29, 2007, 02:19:40 pm: What? No more?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Herra Tohtori on November 29, 2007, 02:38:05 pm: The question that finally made Alpha 1 snap when thousands of Shivans, traitor human and inept chain of command couldn't do it:

"So I heard u liek Interseptors?" :lol:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on November 29, 2007, 02:46:59 pm: Oh my god. :jaw: :eek2: :nervous: :shaking: :confused: :wtf:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Wobble73 on November 30, 2007, 10:20:10 am: Heh Heh, FreeSPace related pron!!

(http://s87054502.onlinehome.us/Portfolio2006/Vasudan800.jpg)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Snail on November 30, 2007, 10:26:24 am: My eyes. They bleed.

Again.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Mustang19 on November 30, 2007, 10:44:37 am: Oh my.

Titan hasn't posted yet.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on November 30, 2007, 10:55:51 am: Erotic fiction about FS fighters... I never would've dreamed... I see the Perseus in a whole new light now...
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 30, 2007, 01:01:56 pm: :lol:
Quote from: Mustang19 on November 30, 2007, 10:44:37 am
Oh my.

Titan hasn't posted yet.
And?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on November 30, 2007, 01:19:00 pm: Oh my god, he revived it! FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 30, 2007, 02:42:49 pm: This is my third time saying :wtf: in this thread.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on November 30, 2007, 03:22:21 pm: Quote from: redsniper on November 30, 2007, 10:55:51 am
Erotic fiction about FS fighters... I never would've dreamed... I see the Perseus in a whole new light now...
Forget the perseus! what about the Erinyes ;7
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Aphil on November 30, 2007, 03:27:42 pm: The Stealth fighter with its sleek lines oooh my :) Its hot interior! Its dual cannons Oooh YES! :)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: starlord on November 30, 2007, 03:33:33 pm: ex-plain, george. ex-plain.... :lol:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Admiral_Stones on November 30, 2007, 06:05:13 pm: Erinyes! Eight gun-port-hole busting action!
ZOMFG OLOLOL.

(is it wrong when I would have a errection now?)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on November 30, 2007, 06:09:00 pm: Depends on what your thinking about doing with those 8 holes... :shaking:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Flipside on November 30, 2007, 08:14:08 pm: I don't know whether to lock this or sticky it....

And even that sounds worse than intended now...
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on November 30, 2007, 09:35:54 pm: put in Classics!
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Snail on December 01, 2007, 02:44:09 am: I have to post here before it goes there.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Koth on December 01, 2007, 03:31:59 am: You selfish little gastropod. :P
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 01, 2007, 03:48:45 am: Quote from: Snail on December 01, 2007, 02:44:09 am
I have to post here before it goes there.

LIES.

So I herd u liek Hornets Snail?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 01, 2007, 02:49:09 pm: He might, but we all know ngtm1r had a fetish for Sathanii ;)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 01, 2007, 04:14:24 pm: Horny Hornets

Incestial Interceptors

Sexy Stilettos

Turned-On Tsunamis

Hot Harpoons

Tempting TAGs

:nervous:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Aphil on December 01, 2007, 04:30:24 pm: I love obsessing over machinery it really proves how lonely we all are :D Oh wait thats a bad thing :'(
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 01, 2007, 04:55:51 pm: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 01, 2007, 02:49:09 pm
He might, but we all know ngtm1r had a fetish for Sathanii ;)

Try...Perseus or Tauret. :P Closer to the truth.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 01, 2007, 07:46:26 pm: Tauret... :wtf: Kinky...
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 02, 2007, 12:10:41 pm: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 01, 2007, 07:46:26 pm
Tauret... :wtf: Kinky...

I did say closer. As in near but not actually there.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 02, 2007, 04:12:22 pm: So you're saying that you like triple penetration?
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 02, 2007, 05:30:25 pm: Well ill come out of the closet, i've been in a relationship with a horus for 4 years now :nod:
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 02, 2007, 06:01:42 pm: I like ships with biiiiiiiiiig fighterbays. ;7
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 02, 2007, 06:53:21 pm: I prefer mine tight :rolleyes:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 02, 2007, 07:41:52 pm: Not fighterbays, sensor pods.
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Post by: Scooby_Doo on December 03, 2007, 01:51:18 am: Now what would you say about the Colloseus... being all 6km long.... :lol:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 03, 2007, 01:21:36 pm: That I'm not gay. :D
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 03, 2007, 03:35:55 pm: The only reason its like that is because its always looking at Sathanii :nod:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 03, 2007, 03:47:24 pm: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 03, 2007, 03:35:55 pm
The only reason its like that is because its always looking at ~~Sathanii~~ Ganymedes :nod:
Fixed.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Polpolion on December 03, 2007, 09:43:37 pm: Thank God I'm not making a fool of myself by pretending to be attracted to non-existent alien spaceships from the 24th century.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on December 03, 2007, 10:25:47 pm: Don't deny your inner feelings! You know that secretly you lust for the Artemis. The creamy white hull, those robust engine nacelles, that cute, slender tail... *swoons*

;) ;) ;)
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 04, 2007, 01:51:33 pm: If I were of the feminine variety I'd like a Nightmare ship or an undocked Triton.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 04, 2007, 03:15:27 pm: Ahh the Artemis.. Comparable to Leyla Milani... (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/Tyrkeyz/LEYLAAAAAAAAA.png)
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 04, 2007, 03:56:58 pm: *coughpornstarcough*
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Post by: karajorma on December 04, 2007, 04:12:08 pm: You wish. :p
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 04, 2007, 04:41:36 pm: No, not really. I don't look at that stuff. So :p
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 04, 2007, 04:51:51 pm: No shes not a pornstar.. :(
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 04, 2007, 05:04:02 pm: Your mom?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 04, 2007, 08:11:19 pm: If i wacked it to my mom do you think i'd tell you?.... www.leylamilani.com
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Asuko on December 04, 2007, 09:24:56 pm: Oh my, this is Rule 34 in action. God dammit...
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on December 05, 2007, 12:19:48 am: Quote from: Asuko on December 04, 2007, 09:24:56 pm
Oh my, this is Rule 34 in action. God dammit...
Nope. No one's drawn a picture yet.

Although I suppose docking with a rearm ship...
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 05, 2007, 12:49:30 am: Just because your mind comprehends no other form of porn...
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 05, 2007, 01:01:57 am: Quote from: redsniper on December 05, 2007, 12:19:48 am
Quote from: Asuko on December 04, 2007, 09:24:56 pm
Oh my, this is Rule 34 in action. God dammit...
Nope. No one's drawn a picture yet.

Although I suppose docking with a rearm ship...

Who says i'm not working on one? :nervous:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on December 05, 2007, 03:01:14 am: No, no. You see rule 34 is that there is porn of everything with no exception, and rule 35 is that if there isn't porn of it, someone will draw it. Since FS is pretty obscure and this is the place for FS, I would think that it would be the most likely place to see FS porn. Since I haven't seen any (with the exception of Japong's fateful thread) I have to assume rule 35 is still in effect until someone draws a picture of Lokis humping or something. :nervous:
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Post by: Fearless Leader on December 05, 2007, 03:31:54 am: Janos, I understand you, Ive made love to a weapons system before, and many vehicles.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 05, 2007, 07:57:58 am: I'm both very glad disappointed i missed the start of this, but also very relieved.

By the way you're all heretics, The sobek is the most gorgous FS ship going, and if that makes Zodsexual so be it ;7
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Cobra on December 05, 2007, 11:41:34 am: Quote from: redsniper on December 05, 2007, 03:01:14 am
No, no. You see rule 34 is that there is porn of everything with no exception, and rule 35 is that if there isn't porn of it, someone will draw it. Since FS is pretty obscure and this is the place for FS, I would think that it would be the most likely place to see FS porn. Since I haven't seen any (with the exception of Japong's fateful thread) I have to assume rule 35 is still in effect until someone draws a picture of Lokis humping or something. :nervous:

Ho lawd. I'm strangely interested by that. :shaking:

What we call such "pornography," then? :nervous:
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 05, 2007, 12:08:54 pm: Well a category can be beamshots :shaking:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 05, 2007, 01:29:12 pm: Beampie.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Asuko on December 05, 2007, 01:45:04 pm: *sigh* This is a pandora's box. Technically, pr0n can be in any media. Newspaper pr0n!
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 05, 2007, 02:59:12 pm: Quote from: colecampbell666 on December 05, 2007, 01:29:12 pm
Beampie.

I LOL'ed
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Mustang19 on December 06, 2007, 02:55:30 pm: The original poster has abandoned it...

Read his posts again. We're supposed to be continuing the story. Get it?

Quote
Everyone knew that I wanted the act of love, to sweat and push and pull and in and out and EJECT
HIT YOUR BURNERS
DIVE
and then
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on December 06, 2007, 10:23:22 pm: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/redsniper7/thread1.png)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/redsniper7/thread2.png)

Some posts are me bumping it.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Asuko on December 07, 2007, 12:52:46 am: Haha, on 4chan no doubt?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Flipside on December 07, 2007, 01:17:39 am: :lol:

You do realise that, this being the Intarwebs, someone, somewhere, is going to assume that was a serious attempt to write 'Freespace Hardware Porn'. An even worse consideration is that, this being the Intarwebs, someone, somewhere, will actually find it erotic....
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on December 07, 2007, 01:55:19 am: Yeah, I posted it on 4chan, because it reads just like something from 4chan.

Quote from: Flipside on December 07, 2007, 01:17:39 am
this being the Intarwebs, someone, somewhere, will actually find it erotic....
You mean you don't? :D ;)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Snail on December 07, 2007, 03:48:15 pm: This thread gets better and better. --->
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 07, 2007, 05:42:28 pm: I inzide j00 houze... raping j00 Artemis!
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 07, 2007, 05:48:16 pm: Quote from: redsniper on December 06, 2007, 10:23:22 pm
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/redsniper7/thread1.png)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/redsniper7/thread2.png)

Some posts are me bumping it.
How many of them?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Snail on December 07, 2007, 05:49:42 pm: Wow this thread is getting even more betterer. ---->
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: achtung on December 07, 2007, 08:17:53 pm: Quote from: redsniper on December 06, 2007, 10:23:22 pm
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist...

*snip*

Some posts are me bumping it.

Are those /v/irgins?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hazaanko on December 08, 2007, 02:19:34 am: I haven't laughed that hard in a whiiiile.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Admiral_Stones on December 08, 2007, 02:38:12 am: Come to think of it, I have developed a theory how subspace was discovered.

By attaching a dimensional changer onto a vibrator.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: TrashMan on December 08, 2007, 06:28:16 am: If someone now makes a "Orion is shaped like a giant d****" comment I'm gonna kill him!

Sick...Sick....SICK.

Now if oyu had pr0n regarding FS2 female pilots/admirals/captains/greasemonkeys - now that would be something..but THIS?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Jeff Vader on December 08, 2007, 06:47:27 am: Or Vasudan pr0n? :nervous:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 08, 2007, 08:43:02 am: Quote from: TrashMan on December 08, 2007, 06:28:16 am
If someone now makes a "Orion is shaped like a giant d****" comment I'm gonna kill him!

Sick...Sick....SICK.

Now if oyu had pr0n regarding FS2 female pilots/admirals/captains/greasemonkeys - now that would be something..but THIS?
The GTCa Warlock from INF is more phallic.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Cobra on December 08, 2007, 10:44:31 am: Quote from: Lobo on December 08, 2007, 06:47:27 am
Or Vasudan pr0n? :nervous:

Don't even go there. You too, cole.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Admiral_Stones on December 08, 2007, 12:17:55 pm: Spontanousely I start of thinking that the Orion looks like a dick.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 08, 2007, 12:25:03 pm: Great, now im going to have to model the GTD Richard Getzinya (Dick=Nickname for Richard) :nervous:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on December 08, 2007, 01:46:32 pm: Orion is shaped like a giant dildo. :p
Although really the Sobek is much more of that shape, along with every other user-made ship. ;)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 08, 2007, 02:11:13 pm: Sobeks firing "blobs" into ganymedes... :shaking:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: karajorma on December 08, 2007, 02:21:39 pm: You all need to get out more. :p
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Cobra on December 08, 2007, 03:42:23 pm: Can we close this thread? The images I'm getting from this thread are horrifying.

Even though I can't stop reading it.... :nervous:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Snail on December 08, 2007, 03:53:21 pm: If we close this, it must be moved to the Classics.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Asuko on December 08, 2007, 07:48:57 pm: Alright, um why does it have to be moved to Classics? It's not like getting free vasudans or anything.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: redsniper on December 08, 2007, 10:47:38 pm: Because it's the best thing on HLP since April Fool's '05.
This may or may not be exaggeration.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: CP5670 on December 08, 2007, 10:52:08 pm: :lol:

Only Janos could think of something like this.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Hellstryker on December 08, 2007, 11:41:13 pm: I could've, just afraid to post it :nod:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am: New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females. No fisheads. No torpedos. no ships.

Only humans.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Jeff Vader on December 09, 2007, 08:22:30 am: Weirdo...
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Snail on December 09, 2007, 10:05:59 am: Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females. No fisheads. No torpedos. no ships.

Only humans.

BoschxAlpha2FC!
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Koth on December 09, 2007, 10:11:15 am: Always remember:

(http://content.expressen.se/blog/23/57/29/nevernojd/images/Ceiling_cat_is_watching_you_masturbate.jpg)
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: karajorma on December 09, 2007, 11:28:57 am: Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females.

I thought you were supposed to be of the opinion that lesbianism was a sin? :p
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 02:39:11 pm: Hypocrite. :P
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: colecampbell666 on December 09, 2007, 03:15:56 pm: Not really. kara, as far as I can tell is not against homosexuality.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 03:27:31 pm: Not him, you fool. I was talking about Trashman.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Asuko on December 09, 2007, 03:51:47 pm: You know for the first time in my life, I agree with you Trashman.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: pecenipicek on December 09, 2007, 03:55:08 pm: Quote from: karajorma on December 09, 2007, 11:28:57 am
Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females.

I thought you were supposed to be of the opinion that lesbianism was a sin? :p
its our way of thinking. homo's must die, lesbos, well, we drool over em.

its the croatian way :P
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 05:23:17 pm: Quote from: karajorma on December 09, 2007, 11:28:57 am
Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females.

I thought you were supposed to be of the opinion that lesbianism was a sin? :p

I never said I was a saint :D

Alltough to be fair, we should replace "exclusively" with "almost exclusively"
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Post by: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 05:27:52 pm: That wouldn't be very exclusive at all, would it? :P
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Post by: NGTM-1R on December 09, 2007, 07:50:59 pm: Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females. No fisheads. No torpedos. no ships.

Only humans.

Speciesism will not be tolerated under the Deneb Convention, Section 2315.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 08:33:41 pm: I thought it was 2135. :nervous:
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Post by: Asuko on December 09, 2007, 11:52:10 pm: 1337 h4xx0r! It was 69.
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Post by: Cobra on December 10, 2007, 01:22:07 am: :lol:
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Post by: NGTM-1R on December 10, 2007, 01:36:18 am: Quote from: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 08:33:41 pm
I thought it was 2135. :nervous:

Nah, that deals with security clearances. (I screwed it up on purpose.)
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Post by: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am: NEW GTVA RECRUITMENT STANDARDS.

All human female officers in the GTVA must adhere to the following standards:
height: variable
weight: height-to-weight index must be 0,8 or lower
minumin B-cup
liberal views about fratenizing with superior oficers

All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.
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Post by: Admiral_Stones on December 10, 2007, 10:42:19 am: Why not C-Cip :wtf:
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Post by: NGTM-1R on December 10, 2007, 11:19:29 am: Quote from: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am
All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.

Are you sure? :p
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 10, 2007, 01:09:44 pm: Quote from: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am
NEW GTVA RECRUITMENT STANDARDS.

All human female officers in the GTVA must adhere to the following standards:
height: variable
weight: height-to-weight index must be 0,8 or lower
minumin B-cup
liberal views about fratenizing with superior oficers

All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.

:wakka:
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Mobius on December 10, 2007, 02:17:10 pm: Quote from: ngtm1r on December 10, 2007, 01:36:18 am
Quote from: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 08:33:41 pm
I thought it was 2135. :nervous:

Nah, that deals with security clearances. (I screwed it up on purpose.)

:rolleyes:

Yeah, yeah...they all reply with that phrase ;)

Quote from: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am
All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.

Meh, ugly females have what men usually need.
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: Cobra on December 10, 2007, 02:18:48 pm: Quote from: ngtm1r on December 10, 2007, 01:36:18 am
Quote from: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 08:33:41 pm
I thought it was 2135. :nervous:

Nah, that deals with security clearances. (I screwed it up on purpose.)

Yeah, I understood that. :P
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Post by: Koth on December 10, 2007, 02:28:44 pm: Quote
Meh, ugly females have what men usually need.

And that would be?
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Post by: pecenipicek on December 10, 2007, 04:21:50 pm: cash and kinkyness.
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 10, 2007, 04:28:02 pm: Quote from: pecenipicek on December 10, 2007, 04:21:50 pm
cash and kinkyness.
Eugh...
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Post by: pecenipicek on December 10, 2007, 04:46:56 pm: mwahaha.
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Post by: Asuko on December 10, 2007, 05:02:05 pm: That- oh God.

Must. Wash. Eyes. Now.
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Post by: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 05:20:15 pm: Here - use this vat of acid. This will get the images out for SURE.*

*unless you believe you can carry them over in the afterlife
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Post by: pecenipicek on December 10, 2007, 05:55:40 pm: Mislim da ih dobro uništavamo xD

Did he pair with a tsunami perhaps?
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Post by: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:11 pm: Quote from: pecenipicek on December 10, 2007, 05:55:40 pm
Mislim da ih dobro uništavamo xD

Jesmo, jesmo ;)

Quote
Did he pair with a tsunami perhaps?

That must have been quite a stormy relationship...Or should I say a voilitale one! :lol:
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Post by: pecenipicek on December 11, 2007, 02:59:57 pm: Its all good if you splash it down with some cyclops to the head afterwards :p

(Kurcem u čelooooo!!!! xD)
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Post by: Cobra on December 11, 2007, 03:06:32 pm: Um. How about saying that in English?
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Post by: TrashMan on December 11, 2007, 04:35:12 pm: He can't ..it would be censored..

You DO realise that the Croats have some of the juiciest curse words and phrases in the world? Nothing to be proud of tough...
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 11, 2007, 04:48:42 pm: Like f**k they do. It all translates back to good old english and is just as coarse. No hostility here :) just an opinion. Anyway where's the third installment of this maniacal mechanical frottagement?
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 11, 2007, 05:22:26 pm: I role played it earlier with my snowman. :nervous:
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 11, 2007, 05:24:51 pm: Quote from: colecampbell666 on December 11, 2007, 05:22:26 pm
I role played it earlier with my snowman. :nervous:

What. The. Sideways. Flying. Bat-Fuch?
Title: Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 11, 2007, 05:30:24 pm: I can think of things I would rather not have heard, sadly, but not that many. :p
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Post by: TrashMan on December 11, 2007, 05:35:59 pm: Quote from: Colonol Dekker on December 11, 2007, 04:48:42 pm
Like f**k they do. It all translates back to good old english and is just as coarse. No hostility here :) just an opinion. Anyway where's the third installment of this maniacal mechanical frottagement?

You must have been reading some very bad translations then...
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Post by: Desert Tyrant on December 11, 2007, 05:43:04 pm: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 04, 2007, 03:15:27 pm
Ahh the Artemis.. Comparable to Leyla Milani... (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/Tyrkeyz/LEYLAAAAAAAAA.png)

Leyla... you got me on my knees !

LeYLA!

(... I'm going to hell for trying to sing an Eric Clapton song.)
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 11, 2007, 05:45:37 pm: Indeed
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Post by: NGTM-1R on December 11, 2007, 05:50:21 pm: Quote from: Desert Tyrant on December 11, 2007, 05:43:04 pm
Leyla... you got me on my knees !

LeYLA!

(... I'm going to hell for trying to sing an Eric Clapton song.)

Because it's an Eric Clapton song, or because you sang it?
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 11, 2007, 06:40:20 pm: I hear a hammer in the distance.
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Post by: pecenipicek on December 12, 2007, 12:14:04 am: Quote from: Colonol Dekker on December 11, 2007, 04:48:42 pm
Like f**k they do. It all translates back to good old english and is just as coarse. No hostility here :) just an opinion. Anyway where's the third installment of this maniacal mechanical frottagement?
kurcem u čelo roughly means "dick to the head". a cockslap if you will :p

its also a name of a certain song by a band called Let3 which is known for its... maniacal songs at best.

also... cyclops to the head... lalala ,puns , lalalallallaaaaa
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 12, 2007, 03:31:11 am: Quote from: pecenipicek on December 12, 2007, 12:14:04 am

kurcem u čelo roughly means "dick to the head". a cockslap if you will :p

See, Cockslap is just so much more........Poignant :)
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Post by: TrashMan on December 12, 2007, 12:43:51 pm: Some things just can't be translated right..

Alltough it's not really the lack of some words or the order of things in a sentance that bugs me - it's the friggin way that what you write and what you speak are not the same (in english)
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 12, 2007, 01:22:03 pm: God of ohio state? :lol:
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Post by: Snail on December 12, 2007, 02:35:11 pm: We can't stand Gordon Brown! Is the Prime Minister embarrassed to have such a far-sighted foreign secretary? And why has Tony Blair declared Gordon Brown's cabinet as "the B-Team?"
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 13, 2007, 02:47:26 am: What we speak and what we say comes down do an individuals effort to speak properly. This time of year shows it off especially at xmas parties, when people Relax a bit after some champagne they tend to slack off.
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Post by: pecenipicek on December 13, 2007, 02:12:32 pm: except our language is pretty much written the way we speak.

point being, so many words have dual or even triple meanings, so double entendres are pretty much a regular thing :p
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 13, 2007, 04:02:27 pm: Ikcept u cuud also say it dis whey and it wud sound da saem
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Post by: Asuko on December 13, 2007, 05:03:41 pm: And you would be sacrificed to Carl by me for saying it. :lol:
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 13, 2007, 06:15:17 pm: Carls gone, he finaly found his way to that old azrael we were reverse engineering and took off, but rumor has it he laid eggs in the ventilation shaft :nervous:
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Post by: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 07:43:24 am: Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*
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Post by: TrashMan on December 14, 2007, 08:00:58 am: Quote from: pecenipicek on December 13, 2007, 02:12:32 pm
except our language is pretty much written the way we speak.

point being, so many words have dual or even triple meanings, so double entendres are pretty much a regular thing :p

Ture..That's what I like about our language. If you know how to speak it, you can write it down with your eyes closed, and vice-versa.
Every single letter, every word is pronounced EXACTLY as it's written and written exactly as it is pronounced.

Then again, it does have a bit complex grammar rules.
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 09:59:11 am: Quote from: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 07:43:24 am
Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*

Do you really ever think before you eat? do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?! :shaking:
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 14, 2007, 12:17:28 pm: Don't ask that question in this place. You wont like the answers you get. .
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Post by: Flipside on December 14, 2007, 12:39:15 pm: There's a line between 'risky' and 'vulgar', so far people have done well on staying on the right side of it, I'd appreciate it if people try to remain there, thanks ;)
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 14, 2007, 01:22:49 pm: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 09:59:11 am
Quote from: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 07:43:24 am
Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*

Do you really ever think before you eat? do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?! :shaking:
No, you're really unobservant, aren't you. To appease Carl, you give him your lunch.
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Post by: Jeff Vader on December 14, 2007, 01:30:34 pm: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 09:59:11 am
do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?! :shaking:
There are ways to use the words 'Carl' and 'vagina' in the same sentence, but this is definitely not one of them.
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Post by: colecampbell666 on December 14, 2007, 01:36:18 pm: It's a bird, it's a vagina; no, it's SUPER CARL!
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 01:56:24 pm: Quote from: Lobo on December 14, 2007, 01:30:34 pm
Quote from: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 09:59:11 am
do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?! :shaking:
There are ways to use the words 'Carl' and 'vagina' in the same sentence, but this is definitely not one of them.

Give me an example then..... on second thought, nevermind :nervous:
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Post by: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 02:54:59 pm: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 09:59:11 am
Quote from: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 07:43:24 am
Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*

Do you really ever think before you eat? do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?! :shaking:
I - oh jeez. That was never supposed to happen. Must. Wash. Eyes. With. Acid.

I was going to feed the bloody eggs when they hatched ~~so that they would recognize me as some sort of mother and eat you by my orders.~~
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 14, 2007, 02:58:15 pm: Hammer please. .
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Post by: pecenipicek on December 14, 2007, 03:11:29 pm: Quote from: TrashMan on December 14, 2007, 08:00:58 am
Quote from: pecenipicek on December 13, 2007, 02:12:32 pm
except our language is pretty much written the way we speak.

point being, so many words have dual or even triple meanings, so double entendres are pretty much a regular thing :p

Ture..That's what I like about our language. If you know how to speak it, you can write it down with your eyes closed, and vice-versa.
Every single letter, every word is pronounced EXACTLY as it's written and written exactly as it is pronounced.

Then again, it does have a bit complex grammar rules.
complex? yes, if you want to use ancient, anachronistic statements or to use perfect regular croatian.

the good old jargon is always the same. keep it simple, keep it nonunderstandable to idiots :p
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 03:21:24 pm: Quote from: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 02:54:59 pm
Quote from: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 09:59:11 am
Quote from: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 07:43:24 am
Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*

Do you really ever think before you eat? do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?! :shaking:
I - oh jeez. That was never supposed to happen. Must. Wash. Eyes. With. Acid.

I was going to feed the bloody eggs when they hatched ~~so that they would recognize me as some sort of mother and eat you by my orders.~~

Last time i checked shivans eat 100 pounds of raw flesh a day... i would hope thats not what you have in your lunch box :eek2:
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Post by: Asuko on December 14, 2007, 03:56:26 pm: Sheesh, where'd the morgue in this place? :ick:
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 04:21:21 pm: *points to the airlock*
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Post by: Cobra on December 14, 2007, 05:03:10 pm: What airlock?
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 14, 2007, 05:46:46 pm: Hmmm, the 4D one? :p
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Post by: Flipside on December 14, 2007, 05:57:03 pm: It did well while it lasted, but to leave this open longer would mean nothing more than a long fall into the Well of Spams.