[Colonol Dekker]

I hear a hammer in the distance. 

[pecenipicek]

Like f**k they do. It all translates back to good old english and is just as coarse. No hostility here just an opinion. Anyway where's the third installment of this maniacal mechanical frottagement?

kurcem u čelo roughly means "dick to the head". a cockslap if you will

its also a name of a certain song by a band called Let3 which is known for its... maniacal songs at best.

also... cyclops to the head... lalala ,puns , lalalallallaaaaa

[Colonol Dekker]

kurcem u čelo roughly means "dick to the head". a cockslap if you will

See, Cockslap is just so much more........Poignant

[TrashMan]

Some things just can't be translated right..

Alltough it's not really the lack of some words or the order of things in a sentance that bugs me - it's the friggin way that what you write and what you speak are not the same (in english)

[Hellstryker]

God of ohio state? 

[Snail]

We can't stand Gordon Brown! Is the Prime Minister embarrassed to have such a far-sighted foreign secretary? And why has Tony Blair declared Gordon Brown's cabinet as "the B-Team?"

[Colonol Dekker]

What we speak and what we say comes down do an individuals effort to speak properly. This time of year shows it off especially at xmas parties, when people Relax a bit after some champagne they tend to slack off.   

[pecenipicek]

except our language is pretty much written the way we speak.


point being, so many words have dual or even triple meanings, so double entendres are pretty much a regular thing

[Hellstryker]

Ikcept u cuud also say it dis whey and it wud sound da saem

[Asuko]

And you would be sacrificed to Carl by me for saying it. 

[Hellstryker]

Carls gone, he finaly found his way to that old azrael we were reverse engineering and took off, but rumor has it he laid eggs in the ventilation shaft 

[Asuko]

Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*

[TrashMan]

except our language is pretty much written the way we speak.


point being, so many words have dual or even triple meanings, so double entendres are pretty much a regular thing

Ture..That's what I like about our language. If you know how to speak it, you can write it down with your eyes closed, and vice-versa.
Every single letter, every word is pronounced EXACTLY as it's written and written exactly as it is pronounced.

Then again, it does have a bit complex grammar rules.

[Hellstryker]

Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*

Do you really ever think before you eat? do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?!   

[Colonol Dekker]

Don't ask that question in this place. You wont like the answers you get. .

[Flipside]

There's a line between 'risky' and 'vulgar', so far people have done well on staying on the right side of it, I'd appreciate it if people try to remain there, thanks

[colecampbell666]

Ah, see what I mean? *goes into the vents . . . with a lunchbox*

Do you really ever think before you eat? do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?!   

No, you're really unobservant, aren't you. To appease Carl, you give him your lunch.

[Jeff Vader]

do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?!   

There are ways to use the words 'Carl' and 'vagina' in the same sentence, but this is definitely not one of them.

[colecampbell666]

It's a bird, it's a vagina; no, it's SUPER CARL!

[Hellstryker]

do you really want to eat somthing that came out of carls vagina!??!?!   

There are ways to use the words 'Carl' and 'vagina' in the same sentence, but this is definitely not one of them.

Give me an example then..... on second thought, nevermind