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Offline Snail

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #100 on: December 09, 2007, 10:05:59 am
Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females. No fisheads. No torpedos. no ships.

Only humans.

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #101 on: December 09, 2007, 10:11:15 am
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #102 on: December 09, 2007, 11:28:57 am
Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females.

I thought you were supposed to be of the opinion that lesbianism was a sin? :p
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #103 on: December 09, 2007, 02:39:11 pm
Hypocrite. :P
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #104 on: December 09, 2007, 03:15:56 pm
Not really. kara, as far as I can tell is not against homosexuality.
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #105 on: December 09, 2007, 03:27:31 pm
Not him, you fool. I was talking about Trashman.
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I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
 

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #106 on: December 09, 2007, 03:51:47 pm
You know for  the first time in my life, I agree with you Trashman.
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #107 on: December 09, 2007, 03:55:08 pm
Quote from: karajorma on December 09, 2007, 11:28:57 am
Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females.

I thought you were supposed to be of the opinion that lesbianism was a sin? :p
its our way of thinking. homo's must die, lesbos, well, we drool over em.

its the croatian way :P
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #108 on: December 09, 2007, 05:23:17 pm
Quote from: karajorma on December 09, 2007, 11:28:57 am
Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females.

I thought you were supposed to be of the opinion that lesbianism was a sin? :p

I never said I was a saint :D

Alltough to be fair, we should replace "exclusively" with "almost exclusively"
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #109 on: December 09, 2007, 05:27:52 pm
That wouldn't be very exclusive at all, would it? :P
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #110 on: December 09, 2007, 07:50:59 pm
Quote from: TrashMan on December 09, 2007, 07:55:44 am
New rule - any FS2 Pr0n related stuff MUST focus and contain exclusively human females. No fisheads. No torpedos. no ships.

Only humans.

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #111 on: December 09, 2007, 08:33:41 pm
I thought it was 2135. :nervous:
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
 

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #112 on: December 09, 2007, 11:52:10 pm
1337 h4xx0r! It was 69.
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #113 on: December 10, 2007, 01:22:07 am
:lol:
To consider the Earth as the only populated world in infinite space is as absurd as to assert that in an entire field of millet, only one grain will grow. - Metrodorus of Chios
I wept. Mysterious forces beyond my ken had reached into my beautiful mission and energized its pilots with inhuman bomb-firing abilities. I could only imagine the GTVA warriors giving a mighty KIAAIIIIIII shout as they worked their triggers, their biceps bulging with sinew after years of Ivan Drago-esque steroid therapy and weight training. - General Battuta
  

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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #114 on: December 10, 2007, 01:36:18 am
Quote from: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 08:33:41 pm
I thought it was 2135. :nervous:

Nah, that deals with security clearances. (I screwed it up on purpose.)
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #115 on: December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am
NEW GTVA RECRUITMENT STANDARDS.

All human female officers in the GTVA must adhere to the following standards:
height: variable
weight: height-to-weight index must be 0,8 or lower
minumin B-cup
liberal views about fratenizing with superior oficers

All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.
 
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #116 on: December 10, 2007, 10:42:19 am
Why not C-Cip  :wtf:
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #117 on: December 10, 2007, 11:19:29 am
Quote from: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am
All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.

Are you sure? :p
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #118 on: December 10, 2007, 01:09:44 pm
Quote from: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am
NEW GTVA RECRUITMENT STANDARDS.

All human female officers in the GTVA must adhere to the following standards:
height: variable
weight: height-to-weight index must be 0,8 or lower
minumin B-cup
liberal views about fratenizing with superior oficers

All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.
 
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Re: I touched the shining tip of the Interceptor missile
Reply #119 on: December 10, 2007, 02:17:10 pm
Quote from: ngtm1r on December 10, 2007, 01:36:18 am
Quote from: Cobra on December 09, 2007, 08:33:41 pm
I thought it was 2135. :nervous:

Nah, that deals with security clearances. (I screwed it up on purpose.)

:rolleyes:

Yeah, yeah...they all reply with that phrase ;)

Quote from: TrashMan on December 10, 2007, 06:00:35 am
All ugly females will be given positions in the vasudan sectors, since they don't care one way or anotehr.

Meh, ugly females have what men usually need.
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