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Title: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Rolf on June 06, 2008, 05:01:20 pm
1) When briefings always start they say "This is <insert name here>" as if their addressing the crew over a radio, it gave me the impression that the pilots get briefed in their quarters, there are an awful lot of flaws in that, what if their playing a video game or listening to music and wont be able to listen. At least you can make sure you have their attention if you address them in person. Imagine a pilot having a tender moment with his girlfriend, or going to the lavatory and hears say... Admiral Petrarch’s voice coming out of nowhere, like he was their with you, imagine the hilarious scenarios.

2) Does the same command guy (You know the black guy in freespace 2) control ALL GTVA forces by himself? that MUST put some sort of mental strain on him. Or does he just happen to control all the engagements with "Alpha 1" in? As if he's stalking him, creepy. But seriously, it would be like playing the medieval total war game but having to control all the battles by yourself, at the same time.

I would like to hear your thoughts on these issues, What do you think?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: ShivanEmperor on June 06, 2008, 05:10:53 pm
1) "This is [Insert name here]" is usually used by people who we have previously not met before, implying the fact that he is introducing himself. I first of all think that Volition would never make them introduce themselves to the same people over and over again. I cannot quite recall how many times the same person may have introduced himself to the pilots but pilots get killed all the time meaning he/she is probably just introducing himself to the newcomer.

2) I am sure I heard somewhere that "Command" is only the commander for 3rd fleet but if he does command the entire GTVA then maybe he just has more brain processing power. I think I heard somewhere that "Command" was based on one of the space station in Capella and it just so happens that 3rd fleet is based there too which suggest "Command" does only command 3rd fleet as apposed to other "Commands". :lol:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 06, 2008, 07:33:19 pm
It's also weird how sometimes (like in the mission "Slaying Ravana") where the briefer says "Good luck, pilot" as if he's just talking to one person. I was under the impression that everybody was briefed at once...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: S-99 on June 06, 2008, 09:47:24 pm
1) When briefings always start they say "This is <insert name here>" as if their addressing the crew over a radio, it gave me the impression that the pilots get briefed in their quarters, there are an awful lot of flaws in that, what if their playing a video game or listening to music and wont be able to listen. At least you can make sure you have their attention if you address them in person. Imagine a pilot having a tender moment with his girlfriend, or going to the lavatory and hears say... Admiral Petrarch’s voice coming out of nowhere, like he was their with you, imagine the hilarious scenarios.

Could be like spaceballs where there's 2 way view screens everywhere.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 06, 2008, 10:14:23 pm
Ironic that humorous should be misspelled in such a humorous way :p   
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: S-99 on June 06, 2008, 11:57:56 pm
This topic is creepy now that you point that out tinfoil :nervous:

"Humorouse"

That's a cross between humorous and arouse. :shaking:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Flipside on June 07, 2008, 12:04:41 am
Iirc, when you start out, the briefing is given to you as part of a squadron by your Squad leader (Lt Cordova? Can't remember). Later on, you are briefed in person by your superior, one would assume you would then, as Squad leader, be expected to brief your own team.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 07, 2008, 01:05:01 am
That's only in the last few missions, though.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 07, 2008, 02:23:19 am
Aye. You get your own squadron when you return from your vacation to the Psamtik. Until that point, you're always a part of the squadron. And there are these moments when the squadron leaders, sometimes even literally, seem to address Alpha 1 personally.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: DarthWang on June 07, 2008, 06:11:05 am
Actually, all of the command people are clones, so it looks like one person but it's actually a bunch of them

 :D
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 07, 2008, 06:16:50 am
Yeah, there's canon evidence supporting that. In Dunkerque, when you're evacuating 3rd Fleet HQ, Command speaks from both the installation and from an "unknown source" (#Command)... ;7
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 07, 2008, 09:24:58 am
This topic is creepy now that you point that out tinfoil :nervous:

"Humorouse"

That's a cross between humorous and arouse. :shaking:
Or it could be that he speaks French. (that's what it looks like)
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Stormkeeper on June 07, 2008, 10:52:07 am
Yea, I was wondering about that too. Because see, even when you get attached to the Vasudans, its still Mr Noname Black talking to you. I'd expect a Vasudan to be talking to you. It does seem like he's stalking you, doesn't it?

Creepy...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Fenrir on June 07, 2008, 12:15:35 pm
The Psamtik (or however it`s spelled) is part of the 3rd Fleet, too, which is why our special friend is still in command the Vasudan parts instead of some Headzhunter.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 07, 2008, 12:20:48 pm
The Psamtik (or however it`s spelled) is part of the 3rd Fleet, too
Quote from: The Wiki
Flagship of 13th Vasudan Battle Group based in Vega

Maybe the higher authorities thought that Alpha 1 would become mentally quite unstable in a completely unfamiliar environment. So they sent the black guy too, so that there'd be at least one familiar face.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Stormkeeper on June 07, 2008, 12:22:09 pm
Then, I figured when you hit Squadron Leader, Petrach would address you directly.

Unstable ? They sent Alpha 1 up against a Juggy, made him sneak along the Juggy's skin, and they think that won't make him unstable?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 07, 2008, 12:45:10 pm
The Psamtik (or however it`s spelled) is part of the 3rd Fleet,
Most certainly is not.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Rolf on June 07, 2008, 01:17:44 pm
The Psamtik (or however it`s spelled) is part of the 3rd Fleet, too
Quote from: The Wiki
Flagship of 13th Vasudan Battle Group based in Vega

Maybe the higher authorities thought that Alpha 1 would become mentally quite unstable in a completely unfamiliar environment. So they sent the black guy too, so that there'd be at least one familiar face.

Don't you think the Vasudans would get a little anoyed if they knew that one of their battle groups was going to be comanded by a terran for the sake of one pilot? They could see the whole officer exchange program as a way to just sneak terran influences into vasudan culture.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Titan on June 07, 2008, 01:25:52 pm
i honestly think that theres always several 'flight controllers/advisers' for each squadron, that also directed cap ships in area... but that doesn't explain what's up with that black guy, i'm just saying what i thought 'command' always was.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 07, 2008, 01:27:51 pm
I guess it was just a coincidence.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: BengalTiger on June 07, 2008, 03:04:12 pm
The guy known as Command could simply be the squadron's communications&coordination officer tasked with simply passing orders from higher above, and when Alpha 1 got moved to another unit, Mr. Talkinghead was moved too (maybe with a bunch of other pilots).
Moving people from 1 fighter to another seems to be normal procedure to allow pilots (and probably tech crew) to be familiar with the whole arsenal.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Fenrir on June 07, 2008, 03:12:32 pm
The Psamtik (or however it`s spelled) is part of the 3rd Fleet,
Most certainly is not.

Wow, I remembered totally wrong, then. Oopsies...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 07, 2008, 03:20:27 pm
Most certainly is not.
Wow, I remembered totally wrong, then. Oopsies...
Most certainly did. :P
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 07, 2008, 04:24:20 pm
Yup
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: admiral_wolf on June 07, 2008, 06:20:39 pm
The guy is actually based on the Aquitane.  Look at the foremost control desk...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 07, 2008, 06:22:28 pm
Yah, mon. Noticed. What was he again? Mr. Settings?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 07, 2008, 06:27:29 pm
Options, I think it was.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 07, 2008, 06:29:48 pm
Ah, so it was. My bad.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: S-99 on June 08, 2008, 05:34:41 pm
Yeah that black dude that barks orders to you all the time is just a relay order guy.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Titan on June 08, 2008, 07:08:20 pm
No, he's a computer wiz, that's hacked into 3rd fleet's stuff, and overided the comms so that he can make everyone think he's command. and he follows Alpha 1 because he has a grudge for some unknown reason, and he's trying to get Alpha 1 killed. which explains numerous things, including why you have to scan the sath...

and in the mainhall, that look he gives you just shouts "move along buddy. i'm not doing anything wrong. this is none of you're buisiness."
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 08, 2008, 07:11:09 pm
Naw, FS1 Command is the one that wants to kill Alpha 1:

"Try flying into the Lucifer's fighter bay!"
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 08, 2008, 07:21:15 pm
Honestly, what the hell did they think he was going to do in there?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Fenrir on June 08, 2008, 07:23:40 pm
A barrel roll.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 08, 2008, 07:26:11 pm
Habeeb it.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 08, 2008, 10:24:31 pm
Honestly, what the hell did they think he was going to do in there?

Have a nice talk with the Shivans and ask them politely to stop annihilating us... :nervous:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Phoenova on June 09, 2008, 12:02:46 am
Honestly, what the hell did they think he was going to do in there?

Command had just watched Independence Day, so they strapped a nuke to the bottom of Alpha 1's ship  :nod:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: NGTM-1R on June 09, 2008, 12:22:48 am
Honestly, what the hell did they think he was going to do in there?

Prove it was possible so they could dispatch an Elysium full of Harbingers to do the same thing and blow the Lucy up. Instead Alpha 1 ran into a magical invisible forcefield, ruining that plan.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 09, 2008, 05:08:49 am
Prove it was possible so they could dispatch an Elysium full of Harbingers to do the same thing and blow the Lucy up. Instead Alpha 1 ran into a magical invisible forcefield, ruining that plan.
Actually Rama or Kali wing or something came out.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Stormkeeper on June 09, 2008, 06:00:30 am
Honestly, what the hell did they think he was going to do in there?
Take photos with the Shivans for a momento.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Wobble73 on June 09, 2008, 09:37:41 am
Honestly, what the hell did they think he was going to do in there?
Take photos with the a certain  Shivans for a momento his wallet.

We all know who I mean!  :drevil:  ;)  :lol:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Hades on June 09, 2008, 01:28:45 pm
What I did to get into the fighterbay was wait for it to jump in and when cap ships jump in in FS1 you can go through them so I went through the Lucifer and into the fighter bay.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: WMCoolmon on June 09, 2008, 02:43:53 pm
Did you complete the objective?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Hades on June 09, 2008, 04:30:06 pm
Yeah I did. I can't remember if it was instant or took a few seconds but the objective was completed.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 09, 2008, 04:32:03 pm
 :wtf: Does completing almost impossible objectives earn you more points on missions?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 09, 2008, 05:11:55 pm
i think so because right after i did that objective i got promoted to leftenent commander
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 09, 2008, 07:54:42 pm
Oh God. You're one of them.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 09, 2008, 08:03:10 pm
:wtf: Does completing almost impossible objectives earn you more points on missions?

It shouldn't, unless the mission uses the grant-promotion sexp...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 09, 2008, 08:37:57 pm
Oh God. You're one of them.
WTF? :confused:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 09, 2008, 08:54:07 pm
leftenent
He's British. So what?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 09, 2008, 08:59:49 pm
Canadian actually - and it's not the British way, it's just not the American way which i wholeheartedly embrace
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 09, 2008, 09:06:36 pm
Beat me to it.

The Canadian way sounds just gay. and leftist.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 09, 2008, 09:08:29 pm
Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent  ;7 waddaya gonna do now cole???
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 09, 2008, 09:08:54 pm
OK that was pretty immature
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 09, 2008, 09:09:50 pm
So was the double post.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 09, 2008, 09:10:26 pm
And the 142 smileys.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 09, 2008, 09:11:33 pm
So was the double post.
Where?
And the 142 smileys.
Uhh Yeah probably
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Polpolion on June 09, 2008, 09:12:03 pm
You know, tinfoil, there is an "edit post" feature.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 09, 2008, 09:13:39 pm
So was the double post.
Where?
Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent Leftenent  ;7 waddaya gonna do now cole???
OK that was pretty immature
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 09, 2008, 09:15:19 pm
This has turned quite humorouse.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: terran_emperor on June 09, 2008, 11:32:23 pm
Honestly, what the hell did they think he was going to do in there?
Take photos with the a certain  Shivans for a momento his wallet.

We all know who I mean!  :drevil:  ;)  :lol:

I though Carl was currently infesting the HLP air vent network
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: NGTM-1R on June 10, 2008, 12:02:42 am
Actually Rama or Kali wing or something came out.

'cuz they have special launching dispensation. Seriously, I tried to afterburn through them once into the hanger but I bounced. :P
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on June 10, 2008, 03:38:10 am
1. Completing impossible objectives can earn you lots of points: every objective gives you points, to be specified in FRED. I can imagine :v: giving lots of points for completing impossible objectives.

2. The English are the only ones who know how to speak English, because they invented it. :ha:

3.
I though Carl was currently infesting the HLP air vent network
That would be Carla, actually ;7
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Wobble73 on June 10, 2008, 03:58:20 am
1. Completing impossible objectives can earn you lots of points: every objective gives you points, to be specified in FRED. I can imagine :v: giving lots of points for completing impossible objectives.

2. The British are the only ones who know how to speak English, because they invented it. :ha:

3.
I though Carl was currently infesting the HLP air vent network
That would be Carla, actually ;7

Do I really have to post the picture!  :rolleyes:

Please don't make me do it!
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 09:26:17 am
Please do. I don't believe I've ever seen it :P
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 11:42:05 am
yeah go for it i want to see it now
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on June 10, 2008, 01:51:59 pm
(before this gets locked) NOOOOOO!!!!!
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 01:54:10 pm
please... :nod:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 10, 2008, 01:56:19 pm
Weirdos...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 10, 2008, 01:57:59 pm
I don't see what's so funny about that picture anyway.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 01:59:15 pm
i've never seen it though
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 10, 2008, 02:01:17 pm
It's stupid (and slightly disturbing), you don't want to see it anyway.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 02:02:09 pm
well i understand why some of thes people like it then :nervous:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 10, 2008, 02:02:23 pm
I don't see what's so funny about that picture anyway.
Agreed. I find, for example, this picture (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-blue-screen.jpg) to be funnier.

i've never seen it though
Be happy. I'd be happy if I hadn't seen Carl and/or goatse.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 10, 2008, 02:04:34 pm
I find, for example, this picture (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-blue-screen.jpg) to be funnier.

:lol:  That's hilarious! :lol:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Titan on June 10, 2008, 02:10:44 pm
WAY funnier than carla
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Snail on June 10, 2008, 02:12:10 pm
Carla was never funny in the first place.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 02:13:23 pm
that's pretty funny :lol:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 10, 2008, 02:45:54 pm
YOU FOUND CARL!!!!!!!!1!!11!1!1!1!!ONEONEONEONEELEVENELEVENELEVENTYSIXTWENTYTWO!!!!!!!1!
(http://i26.tinypic.com/aaiyjq.jpg)

And regarding the above picture, I have over 900 of those type of pics.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 02:50:02 pm
(http://i26.tinypic.com/aaiyjq.jpg)
How is that freaky?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Wobble73 on June 10, 2008, 02:50:31 pm
Someone had to do it!  :rolleyes:  :ick:



Now go Google a Vasudan in a bikini :P

:lol:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 02:52:42 pm
odd but not disturbing in any way
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 10, 2008, 02:56:08 pm
See that pink thing? Thong underwear...

Lock plz, kthxbye.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 02:59:12 pm
:ick:

That vasudan shall be the bane of HLPs existance.

In B4 Lock.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 10, 2008, 06:07:45 pm
I don't think I want to see the previous page...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 06:12:05 pm
not really that twisted since the thong is pretty much on its head
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: colecampbell666 on June 10, 2008, 06:21:02 pm
Once more, lock.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 10, 2008, 06:22:18 pm
Not that you have the power to do that :doubt:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 10, 2008, 06:31:29 pm
not really that twisted since the thong is pretty much on its head
Oh alright. *looks*

AHHHH MY EYES!
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 06:40:29 pm
 :lol: Haha i warned you - no - wait - i encouraged you
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 10, 2008, 06:41:20 pm
The Vasudan is worse and has been known to cause psychological problems in some terran males.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 06:48:49 pm
holy **** - that is disturbing
anyone want it posted
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 10, 2008, 06:50:14 pm
No, I think its already in Classics.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 10, 2008, 06:50:35 pm
NO!!!!!
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 06:56:44 pm
she's ..... so ...... beautiful


just kidding agh no JUST KIDDING
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 10, 2008, 07:04:05 pm
:beamz:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 07:13:42 pm
(http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/PhotoGallery/SmallMammals/photos/fpo1691-31.jpg)

ahhhhh
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 10, 2008, 07:21:24 pm
Once more, lock.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: terran_emperor on June 10, 2008, 08:12:53 pm
Oh god! What did I start?!  :shaking:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 10, 2008, 08:19:00 pm
be careful around me. i can turn any thread into useless spam in mere hours ;7
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 08:19:42 pm
That's not a good thing :doubt:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: WMCoolmon on June 10, 2008, 08:47:01 pm
be careful around me. i can turn any thread into useless spam in mere hours ;7

/me lures tinfoil into a thread about the ocean and watches as he dissolves
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 08:49:18 pm
Let's see...for Snail we have salt...for tinfoil we have...

Flipside!
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 10, 2008, 08:53:41 pm
Oh hey! Flipside is here!
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 08:55:14 pm
That's why I said him ;7
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 10, 2008, 08:55:40 pm
I know.

Well, he's gone, and no l0ckage yet...
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 10, 2008, 09:16:44 pm
What was this thread originally about again?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 09:17:58 pm
1) When briefings always start they say "This is <insert name here>" as if their addressing the crew over a radio, it gave me the impression that the pilots get briefed in their quarters, there are an awful lot of flaws in that, what if their playing a video game or listening to music and wont be able to listen. At least you can make sure you have their attention if you address them in person. Imagine a pilot having a tender moment with his girlfriend, or going to the lavatory and hears say... Admiral Petrarch’s voice coming out of nowhere, like he was their with you, imagine the hilarious scenarios.

2) Does the same command guy (You know the black guy in freespace 2) control ALL GTVA forces by himself? that MUST put some sort of mental strain on him. Or does he just happen to control all the engagements with "Alpha 1" in? As if he's stalking him, creepy. But seriously, it would be like playing the medieval total war game but having to control all the battles by yourself, at the same time.

I would like to hear your thoughts on these issues, What do you think?
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 10, 2008, 09:28:07 pm
Well, its certainly safe to say we've derailed it epically.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 10, 2008, 09:42:07 pm
Goodbye fellas. Goob's online. Nice knowing the spam :P
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on June 11, 2008, 04:15:12 am
Boo :blah:


Perhaps he's just a standard voice and head ani, somewhere in your fighter's onboard systems. That way, the GTVA could save long-range bandwith by only sending the message texts.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 11, 2008, 04:18:10 am
Umm, like GTVA Sam or something? Creepy, hmm.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Goober5000 on June 11, 2008, 07:22:04 pm
Where are the moderators I recently hired? :(

BTW,
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/julianthemighty1/Vasudan800.jpg) (http://s87054502.onlinehome.us/Vasudan1600.jpg)
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: haloboy100 on June 11, 2008, 07:25:56 pm
:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: blowfish on June 11, 2008, 07:33:20 pm
I saw that image loading and I said

Quote
NO!!!  NO PLEASE!!!  NOT THAT!!!

:shaking: :shaking: :shaking:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: tinfoil on June 11, 2008, 07:36:22 pm
Oh dear god. i didn't need to see that again :eek:
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Droid803 on June 11, 2008, 07:39:16 pm
Antidote?:

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,33992.0.html
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Turey on June 12, 2008, 12:59:24 am
Where are the moderators I recently hired? :(

the thread is NIMSF (Not In My SubForum).
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Jeff Vader on June 12, 2008, 01:07:49 am
Where are the moderators I recently hired? :(
Wrong board.
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: terran_emperor on June 12, 2008, 03:26:10 am
 Damn you Goob! Damn you!  :hopping: :mad: :mad2:

If you were a moderator and i didn't respact you for FSPort + the upcoming ST:R, id recomend that you be banned for a year for posting that image.

...Someone should ban Japong just for creating that image
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Flipside on June 12, 2008, 04:02:31 am
I was thinking about locking this, then I saw how much you were all suffering...











:p
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: Stormkeeper on June 12, 2008, 04:52:11 am
THE GOOGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!
Title: Re: Interesting issues. (A bit humorouse)
Post by: karajorma on June 12, 2008, 05:50:47 am
Monty Python style foot squashes thread.