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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: ShadowWolf_IH on November 01, 2010, 09:03:49 pm
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With elections looming tomorrow, we decided that The E should run for Office, so we fredded his campaign and poresidency
-win votes
---when
---------- >
------------ people hate politicians
------------ 1
----------run for election
--------------1
--------------The E
secret service
--when
------true
------add to escort list
---------The E
---------0
choose cabinet
--when
----------has won election delay
---------------0
---------------choose cabinet members
fix economy
--when
------is event true delay
----------random ***you never know how long Washington will delay, and we wouldn't to cause mass heart attacks by going fast**
----------choose cabinet
---------set subsystem strength
------------USA
------------eoconomy
------------100%
start war
--when
-------has arrived delay
-----------5
-----------Battuta
--------ai chase
--------------Marines
--------------Iran
--------------89
Dodge Assassin's bullet
--when
--------is trigger pulled delay
-----------0
------------.45 nutjob
--------Modify coordinate
------------get coordinate
------------x
---------------The E
-------------+
-----------------20
()
()Dir **Guard President**
--when
-------has been destroyed delay
------------0
------------.45 nutjob
--------do nothing
end mission
--when
-------has time elsapsed
----------4 years
--------ai warp
------------The E
------------89
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$Name: EPresidency
$Waves: 1
$Wave Threshold: 0
$Special Ship: 0 ;! "The E"
$Arrival Location: Hyperspace
$Arrival Cue: ( when (is-event-true-delay "choose cabinet" 0))
$Departure Location: Hyperspace
$Departure Cue: ( false )
$Ships: ( ;! 7 total
"The E"
"General Battuta"
"ShadowWolf_IH"
"Axem"
"BotenAnna"
"Cthulhu"
"Michael Bay"
)
$AI Goals: ( goals ( ai-chase "Money" 100 ) )
+Flags: ( "extremely sarcastic" )
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Beats the hell out of anyone else on my ballot tomorrow. I'm half-convinced that I'm going to leave our governor and Senate seat options blank, because both sides suck ass. :p
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you must live in florida like me
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What is Michael Bay doing in here? D:
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Someone has to run Agriculture.
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Someone has to run Agriculture.
Popcorn? Corn explosions!
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you must live in florida like me
Hell no. :p
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Pennsylvania I think :p
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I'm pretty sure that just about every state in the Union is at the same point right now. I highly doubt that the floods of obnoxious, logic-inverting attack ads are a local phenomenon.
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Unfortunately they aren't......
Oh well, Kzer-Za '10!
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I'm not so sure the current crop of politicians is so bad we'd want the Kzer-Za in charge... :nervous:
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Hmm.
Summary of my opinion: You guys are ****ed. :D
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What has just been proposed is one mission, nay, one campaign that I would be absolutely delighted to play!
...now if only things worked in a fashion even resembling that scenario. :ick:
Been too busy with classes to really figure out who's who and what's what with the midterm elections, so I'll probably just vote against all incumbents. Figure a lot of those folks are gonna feel some backlash anyways, so this way I can contribute!
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7 ships in a wing? Talk about cheating. He's born to run for office.
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When-
Variable-votes=
>opponents count
Modify variable
<opponents count
:p
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I'd like to apply for the position of press secretary in the Glorious Republic of The_E.
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As far as I know almost all the city dwellers are happy with Colorado right now. . .
So why do we have a constitutional amendment to outlaw abortion?
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I'd like to apply for the position of press secretary in the Glorious Republic of The_E.
If you want the job, it's yours.
Actually, I have this job opening for "Secretary of Propaganda" I want to fill....
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I'd like to apply for the position of minister of offense.
I'm usually giving a **** about diplomacy, and i take no prisoners.
Give me a couple nukes and i'll bring freedom and peace to the world. Permanently.
:P
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Sorry, Axem has that job already.
You can head the FBI.
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Sorry, Axem has that job already.
You can head the FBI.
Is torture a valid tool to gain information?
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Only if the subject is a robot.
Or hasn't paid his protection money taxes.
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Can I be head of the ATF? :p
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Only if the subject is a robot.
Or hasn't paid his protection money taxes.
Cool... i mean, thx for clarification. And of course i'll do my job with the required seriousness that is mandatory for this responsible position.
Technically, all humans are organic machines... and i doubt anyone on this planet can pay my protection money taxe rate more then once.
EDIT: things on my to do list:
1. find coders, persuade them to work on FSO
2. have a talk with the leadership of the sy-fy channel
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Can I be head of the ATF? :p
If you wish to be.
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Can I be your ambassador? :P
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Can I be your friend?
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Can I be your ambassador? :P
No. That's BotenAnna's job.
Can I be your friend?
Yes.
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I have a friend. :)
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Fine. Head of Foreign Relations? :nervous:
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Fine. Head of Foreign Relations? :nervous:
Under the new regime, all female foreign dignitaries...no that's a bad idea. We'll give it to Dekker.
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I am Secretary of State. In our last Cabinet Meeting, we decided that next time a terrorist nation asked for nukes, we'd send em some.
We also decided to explore fusion...we really need a scientific advisor for Mr. President. I'm hoping for someone who reminds me of Rockhound in Armageddon.
"I got a double doctorate from M.I.T., chemistry and geology, so what? I won the westing house award at age 17, big deal. Why do I do this job? The pay ain't bad, the scenery changes, and sometimes, they let me use explosives. OK, cyclops lady's kinda freakin me out."
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Fine. Head of Foreign Relations? :nervous:
Under the new regime, all female foreign dignitaries...no that's a bad idea. We'll give it to Dekker.
I love you.
I was going to ask for head of military engineering. Woman shepherding is under that umbrella.
Also minister of war and beer.
Or propaganda.
Or minipax.