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Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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With elections looming tomorrow, we decided that The E should run for Office, so we fredded his campaign and poresidency

-win votes
---when
---------- >
------------ people hate politicians
------------ 1
----------run for election
--------------1
--------------The E

secret service
--when
------true
------add to escort list
---------The E
---------0

choose cabinet
--when
----------has won election delay
---------------0
---------------choose cabinet members

fix economy
--when
------is event true delay
----------random  ***you never know how long Washington will delay, and we wouldn't to cause mass heart attacks by going fast**
----------choose cabinet
---------set subsystem strength
------------USA
------------eoconomy
------------100%

start war
--when
-------has arrived delay
-----------5
-----------Battuta
--------ai chase
--------------Marines
--------------Iran
--------------89

Dodge Assassin's bullet
--when
--------is trigger pulled delay
-----------0
------------.45 nutjob
--------Modify coordinate
------------get coordinate
------------x
---------------The E
-------------+
-----------------20
()
()
Dir   **Guard President**
--when
-------has been destroyed delay
------------0
------------.45 nutjob
--------do nothing

end mission
--when
-------has time elsapsed
----------4 years
--------ai warp
------------The E
------------89
You can't take the sky from me.  Can't take that from me.

Casualties of War

 

Offline The E

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$Name: EPresidency
$Waves: 1
$Wave Threshold: 0
$Special Ship: 0      ;! "The E"

$Arrival Location: Hyperspace
$Arrival Cue: ( when (is-event-true-delay "choose cabinet" 0))
$Departure Location: Hyperspace
$Departure Cue: ( false )
$Ships: (      ;! 7 total
   "The E"
   "General Battuta"
   "ShadowWolf_IH"
   "Axem"
   "BotenAnna"
   "Cthulhu"
   "Michael Bay"
)
$AI Goals: ( goals ( ai-chase "Money" 100 ) )
+Flags: ( "extremely sarcastic" )
« Last Edit: November 01, 2010, 09:13:52 pm by The E »
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline Mongoose

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Beats the hell out of anyone else on my ballot tomorrow.  I'm half-convinced that I'm going to leave our governor and Senate seat options blank, because both sides suck ass. :p

 

Offline ShadowWolf_IH

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you must live in florida like me
You can't take the sky from me.  Can't take that from me.

Casualties of War

 

Offline watsisname

What is Michael Bay doing in here? D:
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.

  

Offline The E

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Someone has to run Agriculture.
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline Turambar

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Someone has to run Agriculture.

Popcorn?  Corn explosions!
10:55:48   TurambarBlade: i've been selecting my generals based on how much i like their hats
10:55:55   HerraTohtori: me too!
10:56:01   HerraTohtori: :D

 

Offline Mongoose

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Offline Nuclear1

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Pennsylvania I think :p
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Mongoose

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I'm pretty sure that just about every state in the Union is at the same point right now.  I highly doubt that the floods of obnoxious, logic-inverting attack ads are a local phenomenon.

 

Offline Kosh

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Unfortunately they aren't......


Oh well, Kzer-Za '10!
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

Brain I/O error
Replace and press any key

 
I'm not so sure the current crop of politicians is so bad we'd want the Kzer-Za in charge... :nervous:
"You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?" -DEATH, Discworld

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Hmm.

Summary of my opinion: You guys are ****ed. :D

 

Offline IronBeer

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What has just been proposed is one mission, nay, one campaign that I would be absolutely delighted to play!

...now if only things worked in a fashion even resembling that scenario.  :ick:

Been too busy with classes to really figure out who's who and what's what with the midterm elections, so I'll probably just vote against all incumbents. Figure a lot of those folks are gonna feel some backlash anyways, so this way I can contribute!
"I have approximate knowledge of many things."

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Starlancer Head Animations - Converted

 

Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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7 ships in a wing?  Talk about cheating.  He's born to run for office.
No-one ever listens to Zathras. Quite mad, they say. It is good that Zathras does not mind. He's even grown to like it. Oh yes. -Zathras

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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When-
Variable-votes=
>opponents count
Modify variable
<opponents count
 
:p
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline NGTM-1R

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I'd like to apply for the position of press secretary in the Glorious Republic of The_E.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story

 

Offline Mars

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As far as I know almost all the city dwellers are happy with Colorado right now. . .

So why do we have a constitutional amendment to outlaw abortion?

 

Offline The E

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I'd like to apply for the position of press secretary in the Glorious Republic of The_E.

If you want the job, it's yours.

Actually, I have this job opening for "Secretary of Propaganda" I want to fill....
If I'm just aching this can't go on
I came from chasing dreams to feel alone
There must be changes, miss to feel strong
I really need lifе to touch me
--Evergrey, Where August Mourns

 

Offline Angelus

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I'd like to apply for the position of minister of offense.
I'm usually giving a **** about diplomacy, and i take no prisoners.
Give me a couple nukes and i'll bring freedom and peace to the world. Permanently.




 :P