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Title: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 17, 2011, 11:51:29 am
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110117/wl_asia_afp/japansciencemammoth

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TOKYO (AFP) – Japanese researchers will launch a project this year to resurrect the long-extinct mammoth by using cloning technology to bring the ancient pachyderm back to life in around five years time.

The researchers will try to revive the species by obtaining tissue this summer from the carcass of a mammoth preserved in a Russian research laboratory, the Yomiuri Shimbun reported.

"Preparations to realise this goal have been made," Akira Iritani, leader of the team and a professor emeritus of Kyoto University, told the mass-circulation daily.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: iamzack on January 17, 2011, 12:06:01 pm
lol **** u, god
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: TopAce on January 17, 2011, 12:20:04 pm
I'm skeptic about this. Sure, whatever the outcome of this experiment, conclusions will be drawn and science will move forward, though I highly doubt the first attempt will be successful. Cloning sheep and "resurrecting" a mammoth like this are two different things.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 17, 2011, 12:55:50 pm
This will end with a mutated giant mammoth/spider hybrid terrorisng the planet Cloverfield style if you ask me.....
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Grizzly on January 17, 2011, 01:04:02 pm
This reminds me of a book called Ilium by Dan Simmons...
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 17, 2011, 01:04:41 pm
mutated giant mammoth/spider hybrid

This.

A thousand of these.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: BloodEagle on January 17, 2011, 01:18:25 pm
lol **** u, god

....

It's getting old. Stop.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110117/wl_asia_afp/japansciencemammoth

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TOKYO (AFP) – Japanese researchers will launch a project this year to resurrect the long-extinct mammoth by using cloning technology to bring the ancient pachyderm back to life in around five years time.

The researchers will try to revive the species by obtaining tissue this summer from the carcass of a mammoth preserved in a Russian research laboratory, the Yomiuri Shimbun reported.

"Preparations to realise this goal have been made," Akira Iritani, leader of the team and a professor emeritus of Kyoto University, told the mass-circulation daily.

If any nation other than Japan was doing this, I wouldn't be worried.  :P
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Flipside on January 17, 2011, 01:24:01 pm
As something with a biology several million years out of date with current bacteria, I wonder if there'll be a pool on how long before they all die of something ;)
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Galemp on January 17, 2011, 01:24:54 pm
:yes: AWESOME. :yes2:
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: iamzack on January 17, 2011, 01:26:05 pm
lol **** u, god

....

It's getting old. Stop.

baw-haw-haw

Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: rscaper1070 on January 17, 2011, 02:45:13 pm
As something with a biology several million years out of date with current bacteria, I wonder if there'll be a pool on how long before they all die of something ;)

The woolly mammoth went extinct around 4000 years ago.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Mars on January 17, 2011, 02:47:37 pm
They should probably clone more than one, just so that their genetic eggs aren't all in one basket.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: iamzack on January 17, 2011, 02:56:57 pm
They should clone a bunch and then make Mammoth Island and then give the mammoths rocket launchers
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 17, 2011, 03:00:02 pm
They should clone a bunch and then make Mammoth Island and then give the mammoths rocket launchers

That's the smartest thing you've ever posted :yes:
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: SpardaSon21 on January 17, 2011, 03:20:35 pm
No no no.  They need to strap a pair of tank cannons onto each of them so we can have Mammoth Tanks.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Flipside on January 17, 2011, 03:49:06 pm
As something with a biology several million years out of date with current bacteria, I wonder if there'll be a pool on how long before they all die of something ;)

The woolly mammoth went extinct around 4000 years ago.

For some reason I read "dinosaur" :nervous:
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on January 17, 2011, 03:53:00 pm
Oh no there goes Tokyo. Go go woolie mammoth. 

Wait that's not right.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: headdie on January 17, 2011, 06:08:34 pm
As something with a biology several million years out of date with current bacteria, I wonder if there'll be a pool on how long before they all die of something ;)

The woolly mammoth went extinct around 4000 years ago.

For some reason I read "dinosaur" :nervous:

there was a comment along the lines of fitting weapons to a T-rex (or some such) not long ago
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Ravenholme on January 17, 2011, 06:14:57 pm
No no no.  They need to strap a pair of tank cannons onto each of them so we can have Mammoth Tanks.

Win right here.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Kosh on January 17, 2011, 06:24:02 pm
This might actually be feasible since mammoths do have distant relatives still alive.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: iamzack on January 17, 2011, 06:25:35 pm
This might actually be feasible since mammoths do have distant relatives still alive.

they'll have to return their inheritances
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 17, 2011, 06:52:02 pm
Kaiju Defense Force had better be up on their game this time.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Topgun on January 17, 2011, 07:29:45 pm
wow, second page and no jerassic park reference?
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 17, 2011, 08:10:06 pm
Really spectacular, spared no expense.

(http://www.genetologisch-onderzoek.nl/wp-content/image_upload/mammoth.jpg)
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 17, 2011, 08:11:23 pm
wow, second page and no jerassic park reference?

We think the author's a hack with his "man cannot play god" message, what did you expect?
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Mikes on January 17, 2011, 08:16:35 pm
As something with a biology several million years out of date with current bacteria, I wonder if there'll be a pool on how long before they all die of something ;)

Breaking News: Mammoths extinct... :cough: ... again (?)
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 17, 2011, 08:17:18 pm
In other news, Bob Hope briefly came back to life today only to die shortly in a horrible motorcycle accident...
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Sololop on January 17, 2011, 08:34:21 pm
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Mikes on January 17, 2011, 09:07:54 pm
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"

The Cynic in me is wondering how long it would take until someone wants to "hunt" them. lol.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on January 17, 2011, 10:48:18 pm
You can only hunt them in the traditional way of driving them off a cliff with a spear.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 17, 2011, 11:10:48 pm
You can only hunt them in the traditional way of driving them off a cliff with a spear.

Groups of twenty with stone axes. The survivors win.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Falcon on January 18, 2011, 12:05:00 am
This will end with a mutated giant mammoth/spider hybrid terrorisng the planet Cloverfield style if you ask me.....

No, that's the next SyFy original movie.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Mars on January 18, 2011, 01:45:33 am
I believe they were hunted with a rather long spear, but I could be mistaken.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: bobbtmann on January 18, 2011, 02:14:16 am
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"

That's what I was thinlking. With a diminishing habitat, where are they going to live? It's like we bring them back from extinction so that we can watch them become extinct a second time.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Pred the Penguin on January 18, 2011, 04:22:16 am
You can only hunt them in the traditional way of driving them off a cliff with a spear.

Groups of twenty with stone axes. The survivors win.
If they're all average people, that would probably be none.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: BloodEagle on January 18, 2011, 06:45:36 am
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"

That's what I was thinlking. With a diminishing habitat, where are they going to live? It's like we bring them back from extinction so that we can watch them become extinct a second time.

I think it's more likely that they're being brought back to secure fame and funding.  'Made-a-mammoth' will look great on their resume.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Flipside on January 18, 2011, 07:12:04 am
I believe they were hunted with a rather long spear, but I could be mistaken.

Correct, the driving off a cliff thing was Bison, or Buffallo, at least, something that began with 'B'.

Ironically enough, it's often believed that the over-hunting of the Mammoth by the Environmentally friendly Native Americans was a large contributor to their extinction, in fact, it's also believed that it was that which prompted them to adopt a more symbiotic role towards nature.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Solatar on January 18, 2011, 12:27:45 pm
Am I the only one who wants a Mammoth burger now?

I mean...bison is WAY better than cow, and this is even bigger.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: T-LoW on January 18, 2011, 12:29:51 pm
[average modern people-mode]
I want a rocking chair made out of these strange white things coming out of that hairy cat.
[/average modern people-mode]
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Mongoose on January 18, 2011, 01:50:36 pm
Mammoths with frickin' lasers on their heads.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on January 18, 2011, 05:38:03 pm
One step at a time.  First the cloned version with rocket launchers then the cyborg version with a  laser shooting trunk. 
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Thaeris on January 18, 2011, 07:44:25 pm
Somehow, responding to all of this with "Snuffleupagus" is unusually appropriate...

:p
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 19, 2011, 04:43:02 am
Somehow, responding to all of this with "Snuffleupagus" is unusually appropriate...

:p

Teeheehee, poll added :D
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Pred the Penguin on January 19, 2011, 08:30:22 am
I'd totally give anything to see a live snuffleupagus. o_o
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 19, 2011, 11:58:46 am
Wonder how old Dee-Dee is nowadays :nervous: a Snuffy would bring her running to me<3
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Lucika on January 19, 2011, 12:46:56 pm
This could be the premise of Ice Age 25.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: MachManX on January 21, 2011, 04:22:34 am
*sigh* there's a reason why we undergo evolution.  Seriously, researchers, stop trying to play God :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: SypheDMar on January 21, 2011, 05:24:34 am
I dunno. Playing God, if necessary precautions are taken, is pretty cool. This is even almost as amazing as creating life.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 21, 2011, 07:23:37 am
*sigh* there's a reason why we undergo evolution.  Seriously, researchers, stop trying to play God :rolleyes:

Evolution is blind and has no predictive ability, and may do away with species that have useful traits now which did not then. In other words, woolly mammoths may well be the cheaper and less polluting alternative to cows by tonnage of usable animal product.

And we really do need one.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Bobboau on January 21, 2011, 08:43:38 am
mmmm... tasty mammoth...
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Pred the Penguin on January 21, 2011, 09:28:10 am
What the heck would mammoth even taste like?
I assume no ones ever tasted elephant meat...
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: Bobboau on January 21, 2011, 09:35:26 am
my ass pull guess, would be it tastes like beef.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: iamzack on January 21, 2011, 12:50:22 pm
my ass pull guess, would be it tastes like beef.

If not, the corporations would probably find a way to make it taste like beef and find some way to imply it's beef without crossing any laws. People fear change.
Title: Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Post by: MP-Ryan on January 22, 2011, 12:41:02 pm
More interesting as a "because we can" application of reproductive cloning than any real practical significance.  Cloned animals in general do not fare all that well (epigenetics says no!).