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Do you believe extinct species should be resurrected if they could?

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Yes, but keep it limited to only a few of the resurrected species
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Snuffleupagus
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
This might actually be feasible since mammoths do have distant relatives still alive.

they'll have to return their inheritances
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Kaiju Defense Force had better be up on their game this time.
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Offline Topgun

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wow, second page and no jerassic park reference?

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
wow, second page and no jerassic park reference?

We think the author's a hack with his "man cannot play god" message, what did you expect?
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Offline Mikes

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
As something with a biology several million years out of date with current bacteria, I wonder if there'll be a pool on how long before they all die of something ;)

Breaking News: Mammoths extinct... :cough: ... again (?)

 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
In other news, Bob Hope briefly came back to life today only to die shortly in a horrible motorcycle accident...
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Sololop

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"

 

Offline Mikes

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"

The Cynic in me is wondering how long it would take until someone wants to "hunt" them. lol.

 

Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
You can only hunt them in the traditional way of driving them off a cliff with a spear.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
You can only hunt them in the traditional way of driving them off a cliff with a spear.

Groups of twenty with stone axes. The survivors win.
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Offline Falcon

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
This will end with a mutated giant mammoth/spider hybrid terrorisng the planet Cloverfield style if you ask me.....

No, that's the next SyFy original movie.

 

Offline Mars

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
I believe they were hunted with a rather long spear, but I could be mistaken.

 
Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"

That's what I was thinlking. With a diminishing habitat, where are they going to live? It's like we bring them back from extinction so that we can watch them become extinct a second time.

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
You can only hunt them in the traditional way of driving them off a cliff with a spear.

Groups of twenty with stone axes. The survivors win.
If they're all average people, that would probably be none.

 

Offline BloodEagle

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
So we're going to bring an arctic animal back alive when the arctic is diminishing to the extent polar bears for instance are at risk, therefore, re-introduced mammoths will be at risk. Unless we keep them in Zoos. But thats just weird... created an extinct animal for the sole purpose of viewing pleasure. "You there mammoth, see, you're not designed to live. You're designed to be Live!"

That's what I was thinlking. With a diminishing habitat, where are they going to live? It's like we bring them back from extinction so that we can watch them become extinct a second time.

I think it's more likely that they're being brought back to secure fame and funding.  'Made-a-mammoth' will look great on their resume.

 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
I believe they were hunted with a rather long spear, but I could be mistaken.

Correct, the driving off a cliff thing was Bison, or Buffallo, at least, something that began with 'B'.

Ironically enough, it's often believed that the over-hunting of the Mammoth by the Environmentally friendly Native Americans was a large contributor to their extinction, in fact, it's also believed that it was that which prompted them to adopt a more symbiotic role towards nature.

 

Offline Solatar

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Am I the only one who wants a Mammoth burger now?

I mean...bison is WAY better than cow, and this is even bigger.

 

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I want a rocking chair made out of these strange white things coming out of that hairy cat.
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Re: Researchers aim to resurrect mammoth in five years
Mammoths with frickin' lasers on their heads.