[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Mosh Mosh Revolution; Greatest game on earth.
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[Grey Wolf]

That's real? I thought it was only in that one Megatokyo strip....

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]*Currently holds the only set of plans for the 'Deathstar' an 8 man head to head MMR machine.*

The world cannot withstand my creation!!!11one

of course that also applies for my 1:1 scale stargate but I doubt my parents would like a 10-meter-odd diameter ring in the garden...
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[Flipside]

Tell them it's the start of a multi-part 'jumbo washing machine' kit

[an0n]

Originally posted by Tiara
You guys just took one more step towards being my minions I will twist your puny minds, corrupt your mortal souls and force you to watch Richard Simmons having sex with the entire Zulu tribe of Mekthulu!!!!

I am also numb to pornography.

I 'once' downloaded some child porn 'by accident' on KaZaA and where most decent people would be sickened and appauled, my first thought was "****! I wanted Taylor Rain....."


Anyway: You do realise that if you promised to flash your boobs on a HLP-vidstream if they raised enough cash, these morons would bankrupt themselves making donations, right?


Maeg: Tell them to 'mind their own ****ing business' and promise to pay the $7billion electricity bill and replace anything that mysteriously vapourises.

[Martinus]

Originally posted by an0n
Maeg: Tell them to 'mind their own ****ing business' and promise to pay the $7billion electricity bill and replace anything that mysteriously vapourises.

[color=66ff00]Anybody got a spare set of superconducters and a hefty beowulf cluster to use as a dialler?
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[an0n]

According to the episode 'Ascension', all you need is some toasters, maybe a blender or two, a few tons of titanium and a few thousand industrial grade capacitors.

[Kosh]

I have never gone to any school dance anywhere, and never even considered going. Since I never have anyone to go with, there was little point.

[01010]

Actually, on the subject of the prom (or whatever my school called it) I never went and I don't regret it.  A group of us sat in a field opposite the place they were holding it,  got royally drunk, and proceeded to verbally abuse all the assholes that made our lives hell for the years of school we had to endure them. While they just had to grin and bear it looking like a parade of penguins in their rented tuxedo's.

Nothing special but it was fun.

[Ransom]

I won't be going to my school's prom. The damn school's full of braindead rich assholes, and since my girlfriend's at a different school I'd rather not expose her to that crap.

[übermetroid]

...I went to 3 proms... ....different girls each time too...


And prom does not need to cost of money.  The first one I sent to I spent too much (on food, clothes, those flower things) and it was the worst.  The last one where I really did not care and I spent like just enough to get in the door was the best.

Just go and have fun.  Where what ever feels good.  

And look for people doing the naughty and take good pictures.  You can make some good money that way.  (It is also really funny to go and ask if you can join in.   )

[an0n]

Bah. If you want photos of people having sex in bath-tubs, just spend £200 on booze and tell everyone you know there's a party at your house.

That's what me and some of my pals did. Even with like only 15 people there, there was still: sex in the bathroom, someone being sick on some girl, me being sick all over the back garden, five drunk people trying to jump a fence in a single leap, many death threats (mostly from me to various retards), drugs, me smoking out back for 2 hours talking to these two hot girls, me falling down the stairs from laughing at my friend drinking booze and taking a **** while two people had sex in the bath next-to him, and a whole ****load of miscellaneous fondling and groping.

Seriously, all you need for a good time is booze, a house and some girls you've never met before.

[Omniscaper]

My prom back in '97 kicked major ass. Out of defiance for penguin uniformity, I dressed in goth attire complete with Crow makeup. I looked silly, but I had my moment of zen that day. I went with a girl I didn't know just to fill up the limo spot. She was a skank racist and I refused to get in a prom picture with her. The rest of my limo crew were 2 ex-girlfriends (one recent) and their dates and my drug buddy who's date was a girl who 2 weeks ago, expressed interest in me but I refused out of mental stupidity. I guess you could consider my involvement in that scenario mentally masochistic.

The music was 85% rap and r&b and 15% alternative/grundge rock. Hows that for unfair. The second Nirvana's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit" was played, the disgruntled folks like me got up and started moshing. I got tossed across the room. I got my revenge and tackled my assailent. IT WAS COOL. That was the last non R&B/Rap selection played.    >=(

The rest of the event sucked because none of my real friends were there and the crew I came in with dispersed. I spotted my  grade school enemy chilling with my grade school crush. Anger increased. I met up with a geometry class girl acquaintance who smuggled Vodka in. She was also having a lousy time in that clique infestation. We got drunk and vandalized the flower table by dancing on it in a R&B mocking fashion.  

Got home, and concluded that the great prom experience was overrated and mine was quite shiiity. Then just when I thought the night was over, one of the ex's in the car came over and used me for sex. My mom came into my room the next morning, jaw dropped.

MY PROM NIGHT ROCKED!

Lesson learned - lock your door