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Offline vyper

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Reply #40 on: January 05, 2005, 02:46:19 am
We have a freespace groupy? Now why couldn't we have more of them...


Anyway:
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Reply #41 on: January 05, 2005, 03:13:35 am
Steam Powered.
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Reply #42 on: January 05, 2005, 03:18:19 am
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whered you find that? nobody in my family (my entire family... including an uncle who works at microsoft) can figure out how to uninstall win XP!


That's not XP.
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Reply #43 on: January 05, 2005, 04:32:15 am
Flat tax

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Watch it...I'v been there. It's a nice place.



I think you missed the joke.
"The reason for this is that the original Fortran got so convoluted and extensive (10's of millions of lines of code) that no-one can actually figure out how it works, there's a massive project going on to decode the original Fortran and write a more modern system, but until then, the UK communication network is actually relying heavily on 35 year old Fortran that nobody understands." - Flipside

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Reply #44 on: January 05, 2005, 03:38:43 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar


That's not XP.


Actually, yes, it is :)

But it's IL-2 Sturmovik that I'm uninstalling there. Windows come with an installer/unistaller program built in, called the Windows Installer/Uninstaller, some programs bother to change the name in the header bar, others don;t :p
 

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Reply #45 on: January 05, 2005, 10:10:10 am
Catastrophic Success :p
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #46 on: January 05, 2005, 10:13:40 am
Government Worker

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Reply #47 on: January 05, 2005, 10:54:26 am
(urge to make strongly political oxymoron overwheling)
just War
merican culture
american education
american English
anti-Missile Missile
(oh and religous too)
christian evolutionist
christian militia
civil War
civilized warfare
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Reply #48 on: January 06, 2005, 02:20:07 am
Christian scientist
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #49 on: January 06, 2005, 07:13:01 am
[color=88ff00]8 idiots...
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Reply #50 on: January 06, 2005, 11:51:27 am
Useable nuke
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Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

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Reply #51 on: January 06, 2005, 03:05:30 pm
Rap music  


:nervous:
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Reply #52 on: January 06, 2005, 03:38:13 pm
The stupid part of water?
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Reply #53 on: January 06, 2005, 03:45:47 pm
black light.
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Reply #54 on: January 06, 2005, 03:54:51 pm
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christian evolutionist

bull****
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Reply #55 on: January 06, 2005, 04:02:34 pm
please please PLEASE don't start this you guys.
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Reply #56 on: January 06, 2005, 04:03:20 pm
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Originally posted by redsniper

bull****


Organized Religion. :p

(sorry Carl he's asking for it)
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Reply #57 on: January 06, 2005, 04:06:01 pm
*sigh* looks like we can get rid of the Oxy in the thread title.
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Reply #58 on: January 06, 2005, 04:07:40 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
*sigh* looks like we can get rid of the Oxy in the thread title.


It's a matter of principle.


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Reply #59 on: January 06, 2005, 04:21:31 pm
altgame - a site about something: http://www.altgame.net/
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