"Originally, he wanted to build a hyperbaric chamber," she said, adding that she promptly said no. But, when he came asking about the nuclear fusion machine, she relented.
Kid: "Ma, I wanna build a hyperbaric chamber."
Mom: "What's that, dear?"
Kid: "Gosh, Ma, do I have to explain everything to you? If you don't know what something is, you
Google or
Wikipedia it!"
Mom: {mumbling} "Isn't he pretentious..." :-/
Kid: "What's that word mean, patenshis?"
Mom: "...Google it."
Kid: "Heehee..."
{parental research break}
Mom: "Now wait just a minute! You want to to build a box with pure oxygen at levels of pressure many times higher than our atmosphere,
inside the house? We just finished painting!"
Kid: "But Mommmm-"
Mom: "No, I absolutely forbid it! Don't ask again."
Kid: "Gosh, well how about a nuclear fusion device then?"
Mom: "Ok."