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Offline Bob-san

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #40 on: March 29, 2007, 07:05:48 pm
Or that 1/3 is the old people that don't know how to use a computer, much less the internet. My own grandparents aren't that good at it.
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Offline Charismatic

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #41 on: March 29, 2007, 07:11:48 pm
Internet is for porn and sex. Those 1\3 of people must have real girls already to have their own porn and sex.

I think i may have just solved hte problem.
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #42 on: March 29, 2007, 07:32:53 pm
Except the fact that about half of the population is female?
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Offline Ace

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #43 on: March 29, 2007, 08:49:19 pm
Which probably goes along with the percent of the population which isn't bi or lesbian ;)
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #44 on: March 29, 2007, 09:40:27 pm
BREAKDOWN OF US POPULATION AS OF MID '06:

299,099,999/299,100,000: not me
1/299,100,000: me


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Offline MP-Ryan

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #45 on: March 30, 2007, 10:13:21 am
Quote from: Charismatic on March 29, 2007, 07:11:48 pm
Internet is for porn and sex. Those 1\3 of people must have real girls already to have their own porn and sex.

I think i may have just solved hte problem.

Steady girlfriends do not solve internet addiction.  There's still HLP to contend with.  And, in my girlfriend's case, Facebook (God, I hate facebook).
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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #46 on: March 30, 2007, 12:23:26 pm
Lol i hate facebook aswel as the evil myspace. But now, back on topic you! *breaks out whip*
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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #47 on: March 30, 2007, 12:39:02 pm
Quote from: MP-Ryan on March 30, 2007, 10:13:21 am
Quote from: Charismatic on March 29, 2007, 07:11:48 pm
Internet is for porn and sex. Those 1\3 of people must have real girls already to have their own porn and sex.

I think i may have just solved hte problem.

Steady girlfriends do not solve internet addiction.  There's still HLP to contend with.  And, in my girlfriend's case, Facebook (God, I hate facebook).

Don't even get me started on Facebook.

http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1161990864

God that thing's addicting.
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Offline Polpolion

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #48 on: March 30, 2007, 04:11:19 pm
Facebook > myspace
 

Offline Bob-san

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #49 on: March 30, 2007, 06:03:53 pm
I'll second that; Facebook > myspace
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Offline Harbinger of DOOM

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #50 on: March 30, 2007, 07:25:06 pm
Quote from: Descenterace on March 28, 2007, 04:03:01 am
I find people's reactions to goatse hilarious.

This is why I use the screen-name 'CaptainGoatse' at the local Computer Game Society. There's always someone who'll ask what it means...
Whats Goatse? :lol:
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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #51 on: March 31, 2007, 09:12:10 am
Quote from: Harbinger of DOOM on March 30, 2007, 07:25:06 pm
Quote from: Descenterace on March 28, 2007, 04:03:01 am
I find people's reactions to goatse hilarious.

This is why I use the screen-name 'CaptainGoatse' at the local Computer Game Society. There's always someone who'll ask what it means...
Whats Goatse? :lol:

Please do not corrupt this pure and innocent soul.  :)

Just use google images.
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Offline redsniper

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #52 on: March 31, 2007, 05:43:28 pm
Quote from: KappaWing on March 31, 2007, 09:12:10 am
Just use google images.
Don't do it! No matter what, no matter how curious you get, never NEVER go looking for goatse or tubgirl or anything like that on your own. They'll find you soon enough... :blah:
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Offline Desert Tyrant

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #53 on: March 31, 2007, 06:19:18 pm
Quote from: Deepblue on March 25, 2007, 11:30:48 pm
The internet also allows you to be an anonymous jack@ss.
...Which can be kinda useful on a pissed-off friday night. :p
 

Offline KappaWing

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #54 on: March 31, 2007, 10:55:48 pm
Quote from: redsniper on March 31, 2007, 05:43:28 pm
Quote from: KappaWing on March 31, 2007, 09:12:10 am
Just use google images.
Don't do it! No matter what, no matter how curious you get, never NEVER go looking for goatse or tubgirl or anything like that on your own. They'll find you soon enough... :blah:

Goatse and tubgirl are pretty tame.... when compared to the harlequin fetus.  :shaking:
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Offline redsniper

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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #55 on: March 31, 2007, 10:58:28 pm
You see, now I'm curious... but there is absolutely NO WAY I'm going to google that. Remember kids, when people give you warnings on the internet, they mean it.
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Re: 1/3 of americans see no point to having internet
Reply #56 on: April 01, 2007, 12:12:37 am
The problem with many of these Internet 'landmines' is that you often have no idea they could exist until you're wondering where your leg went. The moment anyone tells you to Google something, beware....

Anyway, let's get this onto another subject please :p
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