[Androgeos Exeunt]

* Androgeos Exeunt holds his fist in front of him.

Light.
 

* Androgeos Exeunt raises the fist above his head.

Spoiler:

Highlight.

[BloodEagle]

....

That one is so awful, that it literally hurts. 

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Yeah, I know. It was the only one I could think of at that time.

Would you rather I refer to joke books?

[headdie]

here's an old one to get me slammed that i was reminded of on CS last night


*read out in that droning news reader voice*

There were reports today of a midget being mugged

Police are surprised the crook stuped so low

[Androgeos Exeunt]

How do you make your girlfriend speechless?

Spoiler:

Use sealing tape.

[Colonol Dekker]

Ooorrrr. . . . . .

How do you make your girlfriend speechless?

Spoiler:

I'm not going to lower the tone. Shame on you all for your disgusting imaginations. . . .

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Should I delete my post? It was meant in jest, but apparently, it can also be pretty insulting.

[Black Wolf]

It's fine.

[Titan]

It's funneh!

[BengalTiger]

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

Spoiler:

Fo drizzle

[Colonol Dekker]

Just bought an Alexander mcqueen shirt. Bit tight round the neck........but it hangs well!

[Sushi]

Just bought an Alexander mcqueen shirt. Bit tight round the neck........but it hangs well!

I had to do some research to even get that joke...

I'd say it was a bit tasteless, but it's in good company in this thread.

[Colonol Dekker]

Every other joke I heard this week is INCREDIBLY offensive to numerous demographics, so I can't post them here i'd have to boot myself out. . . .

[IronBeer]

[joke]
Earlier this week I went to get an HIV test. The receptionist told me to...

Spoiler:

...think positive.

[/joke]

[BloodEagle]

[joke]
Earlier this week I went to get an HIV test. The receptionist told me to...

Spoiler:

...think positive.

[/joke]

I'm not just sure that that joke was bad,

Spoiler:

I'm HIV positive.

[/horrible]

[JMN]

I phoned in sick today, my boss said "well how sick are you"
so i said " well im lying in bed with my sister so you decide"

[Colonol Dekker]

Doctor Johnson a young respected expert in his field one day lets his rampant libido get the better of him and he does up sleeping with a patient.
The next day, he wakes up wracked with guilt. In one ear his concience tells him he's single and not to worry, how he deserves love and companionship as much as any other man. The other voice, the one that tells him why it was wrong, just says.
 

Spoiler:

YOU'RE A VET YOU SICK ****.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

An absent-minded judge said the following to a dentist:

Spoiler:

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

[Nuclear1]

* Androgeos Exeunt holds his fist in front of him.

Light.
 

* Androgeos Exeunt raises the fist above his head.

Spoiler:

Highlight.