A teddy bear in a GTVA uniform? Don't forget to include ferocious fangs and wigged out twirly eyes of doom. They must look cute yet insane and ferocious. Exactly like the "Tevvy Bears" I love to shoot up.
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More fun facts!
Admiral Steele is such a brilliant tactician that even when blending the mocking term "Tevvy Bear" into speech, as long as his name is present with it, the statement sounds terrifying.
Example 1: "Admiral Steele is leading a Tevvy Bear force into Earth orbit!"
"Oh my GOD! Not Steele's Tevvy Bears! We're hosed! Game over, man, game over!"
Example 2: *From the highest rated horror holovid on Earth - hacked off of GTVA frequencies* "Welcome to Admiral Steele Fries! In this episode, Steele will bake his famous Tevvy Bear Brownies, complete with an arsenic alternative for all those Feds out there!" *Canned laughter*
Admiral Steele's does not merely have contingencies for his contingencies. Such is the stuff of amateurs for a man of Steele's caliber. To illustrate Steele's depth of contingencies would require scientific notation.
Admiral Steele might be a brilliant tactician, but there is more to his success than meets the eye. In the event of a failure in his innumerable contingencies, the man is simply too stubborn to lose under any circumstances. Rumor has it that he once defeated a fleet of 42 Sathanas-class Juggernauts in an exercise of sheer willpower. Steele reported that he was "just warming up."
