From IRC: [20:28:24] <redsniper> Steele doesn't abandon ship, the ship abandons him!
Steele has contingencies for the contingencies! -(don't remember attribution)
Steele arrived at a Fed outpost in a spacesuit. Fifteen minutes later, the outpost was in GTVA hands.
Steele is the new Xanatos.
Steele is not afraid of the Shivans. The Shivans are afraid of Admiral Steele.
Steele's pilots have their own AI class. Steele himself has his own class with all values maximized at impossibly high levels. He turns and accelerates in one frame and the projectile limit bows before the might of his weapons because he planned it that way using a Xanatos Gambit.
Steele is actually Ransom's Transcendent. He decided to appear in BP as well because the Transcendent just isn't powerful enough.
Steele wins battles because he's such a BAMF, he creates a Badass singularity around him which absorbes the Badass of all the other pilots in the battlefield.
Anyone got more ideas? No stealing directly from Chuck Norris jokes!
