[Mongoose]

I'm still waiting for humanity to come up with something more advanced than wiping our own filth off our asses with flimsy pieces of paper.  And no the bidet doesn't really count, unless it's a crazy Japanese toilet.

[An4ximandros]

What, don't you know about the three sea shells?

[Lorric]

What, don't you know about the three sea shells?

Demolition Man.

[Rodo]

It's not changing, toilet paper is getting softer and softer every day and it's negating the need for something else!

[S-99]

What, don't you know about the three sea shells?

Demolition Man.

That's a great 90's movie. And that was a great joke.

Because I'm curious, how does one wipe properly

Well, i always made sure i was clean. But, it got me to thinking other people who didn't make sure they had clean ass cracks. That other people wiping was just something you do without thinking about why. You see, most stupid people don't like to evolve the thought at least to question why. You always know better when you know specifically why. Most people are quite comfortable just doing stuff, but not caring to know why. I do most of my learning through constantly asking "why". I also run into a lot of people who never question why. And when they just do what they are told to do lazily (i'm shown many people at work how to actually clean doors at work, and they've showed me how to do it horribly). And when these people who don't care to ask why, and they suck at doing stuff. It boils down to real fast; if it's no body odor, or a fart, and you smell ****...then it's probably because you're smelling that person's ****. Maybe they crapped themselves? Well, that's easy to disprove just simply with people who don't take very good care of themselves. Most people who **** themselves are like "oh ****, i just shat myself". But, for the people who don't mind not brushing everyday, not using deodorant, or not taking a shower, and you smell **** coming off of them. And this person is not panicked that they just shat themselves. I know they took a **** at sometime in the day semi recently, and i still smell ****.

Now i'm used to running into people who were working on septics, toilets, sewage lines. You know when you haven't ran into one of those people. Usually because you ask why, and perhaps, they look like they were knee deep in a septic tank.

Huh? And how do you know whether or not they know how to wipe their ass properly in the first place?

Most of my research ended up getting down to this very fast. It's funny, but it gets to the point.

The good thing is that i've always done the correct method. But, OMG part 2 (wtf?!?!?!?, this is what i mean by lazy disgusting bastards).

[Nuke]

on similar lines its amazing how many people dont seem to know how a thermostat works. what people dont realize is that a heater has two settings, they are on and off. what you are really doing when you set a thermostat is calibrating a bang-bang control loop. so when some moron is too cold or too hot, and does a drastic change to the thermostat setting thinking it will heat up/cool down faster and ends up reversing it 6 hours later. you are not only doing the thermostat's job (in which case you might as well just replace the thermostat with a switch), but you are are also sucking at it. then there is the even stupider people who leave an upstairs window open and flood the downstairs with cold air, the thermostat thinks the house is cold and all the heaters stay on constantly. why do they not teach people about this kinda stuff in elementary school.

as for the dishwasher thing, if people are too stupid to immediately take dirty dishes to the sink and take 3 seconds to rinse them off before the food dries on harder than concrete, then they deserve to spend several minutes washing them.