normally i don't bother to involve myself in these inane conversations........but here goes.
you came in here asking for help, and when you didn't understand the answer, you tried to make out that you did and it wasn't the answer for you. Does UT have a short fuse? No. He is actually (fairly) easy going. But when you ask for help then refuse to accept that same help people tend to get irritated.
Now with that said, i need to continue and clue you in a few things about how it works here at HLP.
The new guys listen to the old guys. I feel that i have to explain the reason in order for you to understand this. Because we know what the hell we are talking and you don't. If you want the help then sit down and shut the hell up until you have something important to say. Mostly......have you thought to ask a question so simple as "why?" Why didn't this work? or a friggin thanks for trying but it didn't work.
the next thing you need to learn is that around here you ain't even a person. you are random vagrant number 387. when you have stayed here and contributed to the community you have the right to tell people to go to hell. not that i recommend it though. The point of this is simple, you came in asking for help, then starting acting like a jerk, then a moron, and then someone who thought it was funny to tell everyone that he is cool and we are all just jealous. actually, you remind me of the guitar player from my first band, he was also an immature poser.
notice the amount of periods i use.
I too saw Pirates. Kick ass movie. But it was just a movie, Jack Sparrow ain't real, so you can't be him, so stop pretending that are. With that said, who the hell is Mrs Sparrow?
Lastly, the maturity that you have shown thus far is below even that normally shown on this forum. until such as a time as you reinvent yourself (i would suggest reinventing yourself into some semblence of a man, and not a boy), i would refrain from telling others to grow up. (that is a nice way of saying grow up)