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Offline Woolie Wool

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ARG! BASTARDS! Someone Poisoned my dog!!
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Originally posted by kasperl
well, dieng is bad, and might be painfull, but antifreeze is reasonably fast. if i was killed, i'd probably die thinking something about how my family and friends would deal, hoping that they'd live on. i don't believe in an afterlife, so i only see one loss for the person that dies, anything it might have done, but that's uncertain to say the least, and perhaos the pain he suffers in the process. the once that live on will have to deal with missing the dead, which is very, very hard IMO.
sonehow, i find it harder to deal with the death of somehow i never liked all that mcuh, then with the death of someone i loved a lot. the last is bad, i feel very bad, but you know how to deal with it. with the former, your feelings get in your way a lot more.


No, ethylene glycol kills you slowly and horribly, causing you to die from a monumental case of kidney stones. It is NOT a nice way to croak.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Kosh

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ARG! BASTARDS! Someone Poisoned my dog!!
I say that they should also be sent to a chinese political prison/labor camp.
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Offline TrashMan

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ARG! BASTARDS! Someone Poisoned my dog!!
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Originally posted by TrashMan
Those sons of b***** should be hung by their balls!
Stick an hot rod up their ass! Show an umbrella down their throat and open it! Give tham a hard shave (everywhere) and use acid intead of aftershave! Put ice cones in their ears!
Stick long needles in their ba**s! Force tham to watch 100 re-runs of the worst sope-opera ever! Use a grinder on their ears!
One should rip off their fingernails, pull out their tounges, brun them alive, rip out their eyeballs and piss into their skull!!...:mad:

KILL! MUTELATE! TORTURE! SKIN ALIVE! RAPE! BRUN! ARgh.h.h..


Ugh...got carried away...I got a dog too, and I would kill any man who would hurt it....that is - that man would wish he was dead....

EDIT: I don't want to fight my fellow man either...or hurt ANY living thing either.


No...really...I'm a pacifist....I wouldn't hurt a fly...:nervous:
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