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Offline delta_7890

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
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Offline aldo_14

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
"“He had it shoved down his trousers,” Hatton said. “After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home.”

Walker told officers he was so drunk he had no idea how he managed to shoot himself and why he had gone home for the gun."


Hee.

 
Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
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Offline Rictor

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
5 years in prison? I would have thought that having your balls blown off would be punishment enough. I would think this qualifies as a case of extenuating circumstances to be sure.

 

Offline karajorma

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
He walked home after an arguement and then returned to the pub with a shotgun down his pants. He should consider himself lucky to have only gotten 5 years considering how obvious it is what he intended to do with that gun.
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Offline Martinus

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
[color=66ff00]It was a sawn off shotgun to boot. Sawnoffs are only really intended for one thing and it isn't sport hunting.
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Offline Rictor

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
Keeping the King of England out of your face?

 

Offline Grey Wolf

Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
That doesn't take much effort, as he's been dead for years :p
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Offline Flipside

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
And Charlie'd never get through the door with those ears ;)

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Offline Gortef

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
Talk about tough luck...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Ace

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
Evolution at work :)
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Offline Nuke

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
what, no pics?

that guy is gonna be one hell of a prison b!tch :D
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Offline Knight Templar

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Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix. :lol:
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Originally posted by Rictor
Keeping the King of England out of your face?


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