I once worked in a computer repair store, and a customer came in with her computer and a CD. She asked what to do with the CD, and I'm like "put it in the drive". Apparently, this is the first she's heard of this fancy new invention called a CD drive, which just happens to be in her computer. So, she's staring at the computer and trying to figure out just what the hell I'm talking about. She finally gets it through her head that the floppy drive is a bit too small to fit the CD, so she asks "if it that thing on the top" and points to her CDROM. Yes, I say, thats it. "Oh, so how do I put it in then?" "Well, you have to open it first". "Is that what the little button does? I've never pushed it before". "Yes, thats the one, you push that and then put the CD in".
...some people.
BTW, kasperl, I didn't know having long hair is a sign of 1337 computer knowledge. Ususally, I assosciate long hair with hippies or emo kids.