Maybe I'm stupid when it comes to this, but then again, I'm pretty sure my hypothesizing makes more sense.
I mean, the WhiteHouse isn't able to keep a lid on a blowjob in the year 199x, that just so haphazardly manages to spread wide and far and engulf the media with such a storm?
Seriously.
I have no proof that he's gay per-se, aside from the manner in which he speaks, looks, and well, the marriage he is in that I can glimpse from the outside, certainly doesn't look even remotely genuine.
Naturally, I reserve the right to be wrong, but it makes a hell of a lot more sense than him getting a simple blowjob and then lying about it.
To me at the very least.