[Jetmech Jr.]

Originally posted by aldo_14


Tell this guy......

I actually did a science report on that fella.

In regards to the topic: No comment at this time.

[vyper]

b00bz!

[Ulala]

I can feel the maturity levels rising...

[Mongoose]

Originally posted by Ulala
I can feel the maturity levels rising...

That's not all that's rising

[achtung]

Originally posted by Mongoose

That's not all that's rising

Wow, did we really need to no that?

[StratComm]

I don't even want to know how this thing would feel.

@aldo, there's a good rule of thumb for unorthodox technology. If it's bizarre, rediculous, pointless, or just downright unimaginable, the Japanese have probably already invented it.  Anyone remember the singing flower thing?

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Swantz


Wow, did we really need to no that?

Maybe it's the remote control?

Originally posted by StratComm

@aldo, there's a good rule of thumb for unorthodox technology. If it's bizarre, rediculous, pointless, or just downright unimaginable, the Japanese have probably already invented it.  Anyone remember the singing flower thing?

I think one of my friends at primary schools' dad sold electronic toilet seats over the internet.

[Wild Fragaria]

Electronic toilet seats?  Would the seat massages your butt while you're sitting on it?

[aldo_14]

Originally posted by Wild Fragaria
Electronic toilet seats?  Would the seat massages your butt while you're sitting on it?

Nooo....you're thinking too sensible.

I believe this one either a) had a radio or b) did urine analysis or c) make a flushing sound.

Bear in mind this'd be about, ooh, 10 years ago so I can't remember much.  Not even seen the guy for about the same amount of time (I think he lives in New Mexico), except for a couple of days about 6 years ago, when I discovered he really, really dislikes indians.  As in, Native American indians.

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Excellent, imagine some poor lass sitting in the company toilets when the toilet seat proclaims to the entire room,
'You are pregnant'.

Ohh! Imagine that in a nunnery.
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[aldo_14]

Now imagine it in the male toilets.

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]"How did it know that quickly?"
"I'm not paying you to talk."
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[Triple Ace]

Originally posted by aldo_14
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/

[q]Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.

We kid you not. According to UK tabloid the Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.

Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario: Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven." ®

Bootnote

*Oh, OK then - Ian Pearson said "flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist". We prefer our solutions, naturally.
[/q]

DAMNIT! Those buttholes stole my idea.