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Offline S-99

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I got on yahoo chat with gyachi. Sifted through the dozen of bots pming me until some real people messaged me. They had job offers. I am so proud of my anti-phishing efforts. I sure showed him :pimp:


Quote from: my yahoo log file
e.jack90: I Need an Honest partner to handle a Urgent and Profitable Business Transaction worth 17.8Million us dollars in which you shall benefit alot from it.Are you Honest to handle it for me over there.Can i Trust you...? 
  e.jack90  has left the room.
kalenmaxim: yes you can trust me
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  ** BUZZ!!! ** ** BUZZ!!! ** [ e.jack90 ]   
e.jack90: Ok good 
e.jack90: What is ur name and where are you from??? 
kalenmaxim: frank mcbater
kalenmaxim: washington
e.jack90: Nice meeting you   
e.jack90: Am Frankson by name   
kalenmaxim: nice to meetyou
e.jack90: Am from  Denmark but now in Nigeria workin as a banker here   
e.jack90: What do you do as a living? 
kalenmaxim: carpentry
e.jack90: Ohh nice meeting you   
e.jack90: What is ur age ? 
e.jack90: Am 39 years old male here   
e.jack90: U? 
kalenmaxim: 35
e.jack90: Ohh Ok   
e.jack90: I need your assistance to stand as a beneficiary to the sum of $17.8millions united state dollars lying down unclaimed in our bank...Can i trust you ???? 
kalenmaxim: yes you can
e.jack90: Ok Good   
e.jack90: I want you to listen to details now so that you can understand me more better 
e.jack90: Okay ? 
kalenmaxim: ok, i will now understand you more better   
e.jack90: what really happened is that during the course of our auditing last week, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in the year 2001 and since 2002 nobody has operated on this account again,after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a [Heir/WILL] hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. 
e.jack90: The Owner of the Fund is Late Mr Hammed Hassan Goubashi. an Egyptian and Great Industrialist with the Federal Government of Nigeria.Unfortunately lost his life in Motor accident with Wife and Only daughter Along Ibadan Express way.Living Nobody to claim the money. 
e.jack90: Are you following me? 
e.jack90: Are you with me ? 
  ** BUZZ!!! ** ** BUZZ!!! ** [ e.jack90 ]   
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e.jack90: Talk to me   
kalenmaxim: yes i hear you on that
kalenmaxim: that sounds like a ****ing goldmine duder!
e.jack90: Now i need you cooperation to claim this money because only someone from foreign country can stand as the beneficiary.And the Banking law stipulates that any money lying unclaimed for six years will be transfered to federal government suspend account with central bank of Nigeria. Please i need your assistance to achieve this great chance because i do not wish this money transfered to Central bank of Nigeria because it will be shared among the toe.jack90: Ok 
e.jack90: U there? 
kalenmaxim: ok
kalenmaxim: so "you" want to claim the money?
e.jack90: No other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it,the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that the account is a secret account. The total amount involve is $17.8million United States Dollars only and I wish to transfer this money into a safe foreigners account abroad 
e.jack90: But I don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here,but to a foreigner who has information about the account.I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business   
e.jack90: I need your strong assurance that you will never let me down, I guarantee that this  transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law 
e.jack90: Understand me??? 
kalenmaxim: you're rigt
kalenmaxim: but "you" get to claim the money
e.jack90: I will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place.I will use my position and influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments 
e.jack90: At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 50% , 50% will be for me. Please i want you to be honest with me because this money is a golden opportunity to me and i do not want to loose it. 
e.jack90: Okay?? 
kalenmaxim: ok
kalenmaxim: i believe you
kalenmaxim: that "you" get to claim the money
kalenmaxim: and all will be good   
e.jack90: Before you contact the bank Director to apply for this money I have to create a file for you now as the next of kin to this money.Because if you contact the bank and they check the Central Computer of the bank.And your name is not there as the next of kin to Late Mr Hammed Hassan Goubashi the bank will doubt you.   
kalenmaxim: ok
e.jack90: P ls i will want you to give me all the following informations to so that i can quickly start with the processing of your file.Also want you to know that this transaction take just a week processing But everything depends on how your act towards this transaction. 
kalenmaxim: but it won't doubt you
e.jack90: For the business to be effected i will need the following information from you 
kalenmaxim: ok
e.jack90: 1.Your full name??? 
kalenmaxim: frank mcbater
e.jack90: 1.Your full name??? 
kalenmaxim: frank mcbater
e.jack90: 2.Your full residential address??? 
kalenmaxim: 6972 stroker lane
e.jack90: 3.Your direct telephone number and email address??? 
e.jack90: 4.Your date of birth and occupation??? 
kalenmaxim: 1905-460-2008
kalenmaxim: 10-30-1973
e.jack90: email address??? 
kalenmaxim: [email protected]
e.jack90: occupation??? 
kalenmaxim: carpenter
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e.jack90: Add me now   
kalenmaxim: that's unnecessary   
e.jack90: It is cos i still have alot to discouse with you   
e.jack90: So i want you to do that now so that we can continue 
e.jack90: Okay? 
kalenmaxim: what?
e.jack90: With all these informations i will successfully inputs your name in the necessary files and also insert your information into the bank central computer as the next of kin to the late depositor and the sole beneficiary of the unclaimed fund after the demise of the depositor. 
kalenmaxim: omg
kalenmaxim: no sir i'm not gay!
e.jack90: Note that i need to insert your name into the bank central computer and a new file will be opened in your name, so with these information i will definitely commence with the processing of the fund in your name 
kalenmaxim: i told you i'm not gay
e.jack90: so that when you are contacting the bank your name will appear in the bank central computer as the next of kin to the late depositor. I want you to know that this transaction is 100%risk free because all necessary documents to prove u as the beneficiary will be processed with your name 
e.jack90: Are you ready to handle it for me or not??? 
kalenmaxim: omg that's sick   
kalenmaxim: i will not handle it for you   
e.jack90: What you mean ? 
e.jack90: Why? 
kalenmaxim: i won't handle it for you because i'm not gay!!!
e.jack90: So who are you then? 
kalenmaxim: who am i?
kalenmaxim: i'm not gay
kalenmaxim: and i'm no gerbil neither
e.jack90: But can you handle this buisness for me or not and i want you to knowthat i have already added your name into the centralcomputer now   
e.jack90: So i want you to comply with me so that we can get this money been transfer this week   
kalenmaxim: i don't want to handle this business
e.jack90: Okay 
kalenmaxim: that's gross, and not for me to  know
kalenmaxim: go rub one out by yourself not talking to me
e.jack90: thx 
kalenmaxim: oh ****....if i'm in your central computer
kalenmaxim: that means you'll be sending man-on-man love notes   
e.jack90: But why cant you listen to me good   
e.jack90: Cos i think this is a golden oppurtunity for me and you   
kalenmaxim: i will not **** you sir!
e.jack90: But can you do this for me with care ? 
kalenmaxim: I WILL NOT **** YOU!!!
kalenmaxim: did you not hear me!!
kalenmaxim: I AM NOT GAY!!!
e.jack90: Explain it yes or no? 
kalenmaxim: i did explain it to you...i am not gay
kalenmaxim: you already explained your side
kalenmaxim: you are clearly gay
kalenmaxim: and you want me inside you
kalenmaxim: i don't do that stuff   
e.jack90: ok thx 
kalenmaxim: glad we have an understanding finally
kalenmaxim: seeyou
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What. In. The. Hell?

 

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Uh... huh

 

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He got some 419 scammer.

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Offline S-99

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That's anti-phishing. Yes, typically like always, it was some dude from nigeria phishing for my info. That's how i treat them. Give them all the information they want. Oh man it's a fun game to play. Just give them the wrong info :yes:

And then you and the person goes on your separate merry ways.

I also got another one where i turned the tables on the scammer.

EDIT: Also, go ahead and feel free to login to yahoo and message e.jack90 to make appropriate fun of him/her.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2008, 12:10:42 am by S-99 »
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

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But can you do this for me with care? :D

lol...

 

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Best way of dealing with a scammer that I've ever heard of:

-Go through all their BS.
-Get the mailing address they want you to send your cheque/money order/banking info to.
-Buy the oldest fish you can find at your local supermarket.  Better yet, ask them if they have any ready to throw out.
-Wrap in newspaper and plastic.
-Mail to them.  Cheaply.

After the several weeks it will take for the fish to arrive, the smell when they open it should be absolutely epic.

And yes, I guy I know actually did this.
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Best way of dealing with a scammer that I've ever heard of:

-Go through all their BS.
-Get the mailing address they want you to send your cheque/money order/banking info to.
-Buy the oldest fish you can find at your local supermarket.  Better yet, ask them if they have any ready to throw out.
-Wrap in newspaper and plastic.
-Mail to them.  Cheaply.

After the several weeks it will take for the fish to arrive, the smell when they open it should be absolutely epic.

And yes, I guy I know actually did this.

That person sounds like Jeff Harris, the guy who made the P-P-P-Powerbook! :D

Does anyone here know of the P-P-P-Powerbook incident? I've got the PDF where the guy who was supposed to be the victim turned the tables on the scammer with the help of some fellow buddies at the SomethingAwful Forums.

Thanks to the Internet Archive, I found what appears to be a complete archive of the P-P-P-Powerbook site...AGAIN.

I wonder why these scammers keep doing this. They're not stupid people; why can't they put their lives to better use? Months ago, I kept getting besieged by 419 scam e-mails, so I reported all of them as phishing scams to Microsoft. My mailbox is now scam-free...for now.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2008, 09:33:34 am by Androgeos Exeunt »
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Offline S-99

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I feel that scammers deserve as much kind etiquette as much as they deserve your information and money :yes:

I wonder why these scammers keep doing this. They're not stupid people; why can't they put their lives to better use?

They're just evil assholes who aren't very smart really at all. They're just smart enough to prey on the dumb people, and they don't even do that well and sneaky enough. Blatantly obvious is on ever single one of them.

EDIT: e.jack90 is still online apparently. The few times i logged into yahoo yesterday later in the day he keeps trying to add me to his list. Of course i click no everytime. I'm not sure if i want wing him along a little more before i put him on ignore. Also, feel free to get on yahoo and bother the **** out of this guy :yes:
« Last Edit: June 15, 2008, 06:23:45 pm by S-99 »
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

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* Androgeos Exeunt looks at the log a little more closely a second time.

Now that I'm reading through it a second time, I just realised that, at the point where you started saying, "No", it feels a bit like running headlong into a brick wall. :drevil:
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Offline S-99

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They just keep trying to get you to string you along no matter what. I wonder if he ever figured out the name, location, and address jokes though. I gave him the info, and he took it.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

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i do wonder how he kept on with it despite the obvious false info.... it's no surprise that the phishers are also as stupid as the victims, though.

ah well, people really should troll him for a while and ruin his "business" XD
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This one was a little wierd too. This one was going on simultaneously, and still going slightly after ejack.90 was done. This lady apparently didn't want me to swap my  money to her :lol:

Quote from: my other yahoo log file
teriza_elis: Hello, I Am Mrs Teriza Elis........Are you interested in a immediate partime  job offer..... which wouldnt affect your present state of work and we are  willing to pay $500 for every transaction. 
  ** BUZZ!!! ** ** BUZZ!!! ** [ teriza_elis ]   
  teriza_elis  has left the room.
kalenmaxim: i'd love too
teriza_elis: hello 
teriza_elis: are u?????? 
kalenmaxim: are i waht?
teriza_elis: are u intrested in the job??? 
kalenmaxim: yeah
  ** BUZZ!!! ** ** BUZZ!!! ** [ teriza_elis ]   
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: locasion??? 
kalenmaxim: texas
  ** BUZZ!!! ** ** BUZZ!!! ** [ teriza_elis ]   
kalenmaxim: texas
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: so can i tellu more about the job??? 
kalenmaxim: what is it
kalenmaxim: ?
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: I work forTERRY FABRIC TEXTILES LIMITED  COMPANY ENGLAND   
kalenmaxim: cool
teriza_elis: okay 
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teriza_elis: first off all i will like to know your A/S/L and what u do for a living  Am 45/ male / Divorced with 2kids am from Springfield, Illinois   in US,I work for TERRY FABRIC TEXTILES LIMITED COMPANY ENGLAND 
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teriza_elis: hello 
teriza_elis: are y there?? 
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kalenmaxim: i'm here
kalenmaxim: my computer massively buzzes people while i'm away
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: so are u back now 
kalenmaxim: yes
teriza_elis: so can i go on to the job now 
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kalenmaxim: yes
kalenmaxim: well
kalenmaxim: no i wish to make a donation
teriza_elis: u mean??? 
kalenmaxim: a donation to TERRY FABRIC TEXTILES LIMITED COMPANY ENGLAND
kalenmaxim: and what i mean by donation is an infusion of cold hard cash for the company that you work for
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: so can i tell u more aboutit 
teriza_elis: yes 
teriza_elis: all u have to do for us is to cash payment for us from ur costomer in usa 
kalenmaxim: well
kalenmaxim: an infusion of slightly over 50,000$ sounds nice to make a gesture so you can put out more textiles while i invest in your company
teriza_elis: yes 
kalenmaxim: so what needs to happen for the donation
kalenmaxim: ?
teriza_elis: i dont understand u?? 
kalenmaxim: information you need to know so i can make the transfer?
kalenmaxim: i will need to know your information so i can make the transfer
kalenmaxim: then when the transfer occurs
kalenmaxim: you can claim th emoney
teriza_elis: okay u mean u whant to surport us in our campany 
teriza_elis: meaning that u whant to send us money??? 
kalenmaxim: yes
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: but its too fast 
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teriza_elis: hello 
kalenmaxim: how so ?
teriza_elis: so how mouch are u given us???? 
kalenmaxim: 50,000$
teriza_elis: what do u do for live???? 
kalenmaxim: i am involved with the Target franchise
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: can i add u??? 
kalenmaxim: no
kalenmaxim: we have to do this right now
teriza_elis: now 
kalenmaxim: yes
teriza_elis: pls let me add u okay so that i will tell my boss about u so taht he will be able to contact u the informasion okay 
kalenmaxim: i want it now!
kalenmaxim: oh god i'm so hard right now
kalenmaxim: plz
kalenmaxim: are we going to make this transfer?
kalenmaxim: i need it now   
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kalenmaxim: plz, i need to swap with you!!
teriza_elis: okay 
teriza_elis: but i dont have the informasion with me here 
kalenmaxim: what?
kalenmaxim: i just needed you to open your mouth
   
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SMBFD

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That's a lot of buzzing... :wtf:
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That's why i love 3rd party yahoo clients. They totally don't follow the rules implemented in the standard yahoo messenger. In normal yahoo messenger for example i can only buzz people ever 5 seconds or so. With gyachi i can just keep clicking the button as fast as i can for however long as i want.

I got a real kick out of this part.

Quote from: my other yahoo log file
kalenmaxim: i'm here
kalenmaxim: my computer massively buzzes people while i'm away
teriza_elis: okay
teriza_elis: so are u back now
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

  

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That's why i love 3rd party yahoo clients. They totally don't follow the rules implemented in the standard yahoo messenger. In normal yahoo messenger for example i can only buzz people ever 5 seconds or so. With gyachi i can just keep clicking the button as fast as i can for however long as i want.

I got a real kick out of this part.

Quote from: my other yahoo log file
kalenmaxim: i'm here
kalenmaxim: my computer massively buzzes people while i'm away
teriza_elis: okay
teriza_elis: so are u back now

 :lol: :drevil:
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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