Author Topic: How evil are you?  (Read 8586 times)

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Offline an0n

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Quote
Originally posted by Tiara
First of all, I'm not a guy.

I bet TCO's relieved.


Hmmmmm. I probably should phrase that mocking comment a little better but it's pretty late and I'm pretty lazy so.....meh, **** it.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline vyper

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Me got 40%


You've got the makings of a real stinker, you know that? You root for the badguy in movies, but ultimately want to see the goodguy win. Get over that problem, and you may have what it takes to start developing some genuine evil!
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14

 

Offline Stryke 9

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How evil can you be if you use an axe? Ooh, Conan the Barbarian, so scary!

[dons hockey mask and chainsaw, pitches into Tiara out of pure spite]

:p

 

Offline an0n

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Bah! Bare-hands are the way to go. Anyone who needs some faggot-ass weapon to dispatch heroes isn't worthy of the honour of being called evil.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Bah. Ineffective. I wanna see you just TRY and menace the UN Security Council with a bare fist. Hell, you wouldn't even scare a buncha scantily-clad female camp councilors in an isolated cabin in the woods!

*brraap braap bzzzzzzzzt*

(yeah, you try and make a good chainsaw noise)

Anyway. Part of being truly evil... is knowing how to delegate.

[snaps fingers, ordering huge eight-armed mutant henchman to leap out, sieze an0n, and bite his head off]

 

Offline Dr.Zer0

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50% not bad, now if this were like GTA3 I would score higher ;)
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Offline Tiara

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*orders army of Gay bodyguards to "attack"*

*summons Efreetis from the plains of fire*

*orders Efreetis to attack*

*summons an army of evil kamikaze rabbits equipped with portable bio-nuclear bombs*

*orders the army of evil kamikaze rabbits equipped with portable bio-nuclear bombs to attack*

*takes a b33r and goes to play Diablo II™*
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Razor

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Originally posted by Tiara
*orders army of Gay bodyguards to "attack"*

*summons Efreetis from the plains of fire*

*orders Efreetis to attack*

*summons an army of evil kamikaze rabbits equipped with portable bio-nuclear bombs*

*orders the army of evil kamikaze rabbits equipped with portable bio-nuclear bombs to attack*

*takes a b33r and goes to play Diablo II*


Oh we have deffences against those too. Even the worst you got. Shrike, show 'um the Tenderizer™. ;7

 

Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Razor


Oh we have deffences against those too. Even the worst you got. Shrike, show 'um the Tenderizer™. ;7


That will be ineffective since my Brutalizer™ neutralizes the effects of any such device.
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Fineus

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Hmm... well, you probably enjoy tapping people on one shoulder while standing behind the other, just to fake them out. But that's hardly a super-villan worthy skill. The only foe you have to fear is Miss Manners.

It's true, I'm not evil. But I don't want to be either :)

 

Offline Stunaep

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bah, all bow before my Uber-Weapon-Of-Mass-Destruction-So-Cool-That-It-Doesn't-Even-Have-A-Name

UWOMDSCTIDEHAN for short.

*takes out the UWOMDSCTIDEHAN and blast the entire forum into small bunny-rabbits, with a special effect the size of Mount Everest*
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Offline Tiara

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Originally posted by Stunaep
bah, all bow before my Uber-Weapon-Of-Mass-Destruction-So-Cool-That-It-Doesn't-Even-Have-A-Name

UWOMDSCTIDEHAN for short.

*takes out the UWOMDSCTIDEHAN and blast the entire forum into small bunny-rabbits, with a special effect the size of Mount Everest*


Mmm, you are making progress, my evil lowly minion.
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline Razor

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Originally posted by Thunder
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Hmm... well, you probably enjoy tapping people on one shoulder while standing behind the other, just to fake them out. But that's hardly a super-villan worthy skill. The only foe you have to fear is Miss Manners.

It's true, I'm not evil. But I don't want to be either :)


Woah Thunder you are more evil than I am. I got only 1 right oh well. But anyway, it wouldn't be fun without us good guys.

 

Offline Razor

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Wounder what Shrike and Carl would get. :nervous:

 

Offline an0n

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Originally posted by Tiara


That will be ineffective since my Brutalizer™ neutralizes the effects of any such device.

*goes to get his Richard Simmons holiday slides, a high-power projector and a 3000km x 800km orbital billboard*
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline kode

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Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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<Redfang> You're almost like Stryke 9 or an0n
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Offline Dr.Zer0

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Originally posted by kode
70%.


yay someone made it with a passing grade :D :D
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Offline Razor

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Thunder



*Dies of laughter* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stop it! Stop it! You're killing me! :lol:

 

Offline Fineus

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It's not that funny is it? :)

Anyways, I didn't draw it... see the thread about Setekh the fox in the art forum for an explanation. I just felt like using something unique!

 

Offline Razor

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Sorry, but something ran into my head when I saw that new avatar. Pretty cool :yes:
OK back to the "evil" topic.