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Offline Goober5000

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Reply #40 on: October 17, 2002, 02:14:43 pm
Ooh ooh!  A Chinese finger trap? :nod:
 

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Reply #41 on: October 17, 2002, 03:37:36 pm
Turds in spaaaaaaaaaaaaccccceeeeeee
 

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Reply #42 on: October 17, 2002, 05:01:14 pm
A waaay old joint
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Reply #43 on: October 17, 2002, 06:22:27 pm
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Originally posted by Stealth
pfffff, i'm on volition watch staff and i still don't have FTP access, but he does :rolleyes: just kidding ;)


Huh? What is this in reference to? :confused:

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*takes another look* Hmmm... a custom-made yamulka for Coneheads?


Getting even closer.... :)

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It's not that brown malty-wheaty-chocolate-jewish crap is it? I forget the name.

*goes to search the forums for that thread*

EDIT: Well it was in an Easter thread. Easter - Religion - Judaism. Meh:



?


What the heck is that!? :wtf:

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They're getting warmer....


;7

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i know it, but i'm not going to spoil it for everyone :D


You'd better not. :p {Parent voice}...Or else!{/Parent voice}

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A Bugle (as in the snack)?


Thunder, do you find this ironic, too? :D
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Reply #44 on: October 17, 2002, 06:30:49 pm
ok, now it has to be a joint, cuz you guys sound liek you are high
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Reply #45 on: October 18, 2002, 02:02:10 am
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Thunder, do you find this ironic, too? :D

Must. Not. Comment. About. How. Close...
 

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Reply #46 on: October 18, 2002, 05:43:23 am
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Must. Not. Comment. About. How. Close...


That was a bit of a contradiction...^^;;
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Reply #47 on: October 18, 2002, 06:14:13 am
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Must. Not. Comment. About. How. Close...


:lol:
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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SHape or texture???
Reply #48 on: October 18, 2002, 09:25:35 am
Shape is easy, creator took a dump one day and as he/she/it flushed they said "Holy Sh*T, a Doomsday Machine... One that will make them crap their pants!" ;)

  As for texture... Probably raw MJ before they rolled and smoked it :lol:

Was that close?
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Re: SHape or texture???
Reply #49 on: October 18, 2002, 11:15:35 am
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Shape is easy, creator took a dump one day and as he/she/it flushed they said "Holy Sh*T, a Doomsday Machine... One that will make them crap their pants!" ;)

  As for texture... Probably raw MJ before they rolled and smoked it :lol:

Was that close?


:lol: Not quite..... ;)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #50 on: October 18, 2002, 01:19:25 pm
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Goober5000: A Bugle (as in the snack)?

Sandwich: Thunder, do you find this ironic, too? :D

Thunder: Must. Not. Comment. About. How. Close...


Eh?  How is it ironic? *looks around* :nervous: I must be on to something...

Is it the actual bugle, the musical instrument?  Is it a musical instrument of any kind?  Is it a snack food of any kind?

Or are we only allowed yes or no questions? :lol:
 

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Reply #51 on: October 18, 2002, 01:28:47 pm
Some really bad acid.
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Reply #52 on: October 18, 2002, 04:25:29 pm
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Is it the actual bugle, the musical instrument?  Is it a musical instrument of any kind?  Is it a snack food of any kind?

Or are we only allowed yes or no questions? :lol:


No, yes, no, and no. :D
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #53 on: October 18, 2002, 04:27:34 pm
A flute that's taken a long trip through someone's digestive system. Or a horn, in which case this thread is quickly going to turn to such topics as fists and gerbils...
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Reply #54 on: October 19, 2002, 07:41:51 am
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Or a horn, in which case this thread is quickly going to turn to such topics as fists and gerbils...



Hmmmmm... Thunder, what do you say? Does this man get a cookie? ;)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #55 on: October 19, 2002, 09:25:52 am
"RICOLLA!" - that horn?

how about French Horn...

Horn of Valhalla?

Horn dog

Horny Toad

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Reply #56 on: October 19, 2002, 01:42:41 pm
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It started out as a picture - a photograph - of something that Corsair would have a better chance of identifying than the rest of you.


And it seems to be a horn...

Or possibly a trumpet?

A long, thin trumpet...

Trouble is, I don't know the names of any Jewish long thin horns or trumpets. ;)

The trumpet that blew down the walls of Jericho!  (Or something...:D)

Do we get to see the original picture if someone gets it right?
 

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Reply #57 on: October 20, 2002, 04:35:44 pm
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The trumpet that blew down the walls of Jericho!  (Or something...:D)

Do we get to see the original picture if someone gets it right?


You get a cookie. :D It's not the same "model", as this one comes from some animal down in South Africa, but yes, it's called a shofar. :)

I've attached the original picture.
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #58 on: October 20, 2002, 04:40:17 pm
W00T!  Two cookies in two days!  I always knew that picture dictionary in the back of my KJV Bible would come in handy... :D

Thanks for the picture.  And thanks for a most interesting puzzle over the past several days. :) Much better than the brain teaser thread. ;)
 

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Reply #59 on: October 20, 2002, 04:51:34 pm
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W00T!  Two cookies in two days!  I always knew that picture dictionary in the back of my KJV Bible would come in handy... :D

Thanks for the picture.  And thanks for a most interesting puzzle over the past several days. :) Much better than the brain teaser thread. ;)



Hehehe - you're welcome. ;)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
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