Originally posted by Styxx
Ok, fifteen replies up to now, the following projects are accounted for:
Freespace Port to Freespace 2
Third Twilight
Stealth
Inferno
The Lightning Marshal
Neo Terra Victorious
Terran-Vasudan War Project
Full Circle
Reciprocity
Dark Alliance
5th Sun
Into the Night
Into the Halls of Valhalla
The Procyon Insurgency
Over the Top
If you're on a project that's not listed here, pester your project leader to send me the data. Remember, the deadline is on the 13th!
Me: OY! DatDB is NOT dead!
English Monty Python-esque guy with a wheelbarrow full of dead FS campaings: Yes, it is.
Me:
No, it isn't! It still has life! See that twitching?
DatDB campaign notes: Daddy, Daddy, don't let the guy who talks funny take me away...
Me: You see? It lives!
English guy: No, it doesn't. It'll be stone cold dead in a moment.
DatDB campaign notes: I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy...
Rest of DatDB staff: Dude, Su, what's going on? Do we have HLP hosting yet?
Me: How the hell do
I know? It's
Lonestar who runs all the website issues! I'm in law school and don't have time to do anything but script the story! Besides, I can't program or FRED worth a damn, that's your job.
Rest of DatDB staff (except Lonestar): Oh yeah.
Lonestar: Sorry, Su, I've had Real Life issues to deal with that took priority.
Me: No sweat, pal. I just don't want to have datDB go into the dustbin of HLP Hosting History. Just do your best.
(Exeunt all, stage left, dancing merrily. In the confusion, the DatDB Notes are left behind in center stage. A small whimpering can be heard coming from the DatDB notes.)(Enter Styxx, stage right. He is a man of average stature with a slight pot-belly, beady eyes and a sinister smirk on his face. He wears a non-descript black trenchcoat. Styxx walks to center stage, picks up the datDB notes, faces audience and grins manaically): I'm coming to take your campaigns away, ha ha. I'm coming to take your campaigns away, ha ha. I'm coming to take your campaigns away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee...
(Exit Styxx, stage right.) ------------------------
If this allegorical tale hasn't made it clear, let me state it straight out now: DATDB IS NOT DEAD. I don't know about this e-mail that Styxx is referring to, but Lonestar should. If there is ANYTHING that needs to be done as of my posting right now, e-mail me AND Lonestar again please. Lonestar should be on top of this, but if he's not responding to any needed e-mails, let me know ASAP.
Thank you, Good night!
*bows as curtain closes*
