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Offline Martinus

  • Aka Maeglamor
  • 210
    • Hard Light Productions
Ad campaigns that should have been...
The lighter way to enjoy embolism.

All you add is flaming sheep.

Kids will do anything for rocket science.

Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfissin' oompa loompas.

I don't know what's more deranged the results or my chosen words. :wtf:

 

Offline Blue Lion

  • Star Shatterer
  • 210
Ad campaigns that should have been...
Quote
Originally posted by 01010

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Your Mom.

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Your Mom. :lol:


:wtf: :wtf: :lol: :lol:

 

Offline Ace

  • Truth of Babel
  • 212
    • http://www.lordofrigel.com
Ad campaigns that should have been...
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Headz.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her An Orgasm.

Shivan, Take Me Away
« Last Edit: November 17, 2002, 06:48:16 pm by 72 »
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
-Alfred Hitchcock

 

Offline Sesquipedalian

  • Atankharz'ythi
  • 211
Ad campaigns that should have been...
Builds bonnie Sesquipedalian.

If You Want to Get Ahead, Get a Function.

Conspiracy Theory is our Middle Name.


*And then I found a good one...*

An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Works Wonders.

The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile of Confidence.

Melts In Your Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, Not In Your Hand.

Turn Loose the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Of a New Generation.

A Finger of Intercontinental Ballistic Missile is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

This Is Not Your Father's Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

If You Like A Lot Of Intercontinental Ballistic Missile On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.

The Curiously Strong Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

Your Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, Right Away.

Cleans Right Round The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

Any Time, Any Place, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

Aaahh, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile!

Happiness is a Cigar Called Intercontinental Ballistic Missile.

My Goodness, My Intercontinental Ballistic Missile!

Where's The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile?


*And my personal favorites:*[/u]

You Deserve An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Today.

Make It An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Night.

The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Of Paradise.

Sweet as the Moment When the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Went "Pop"
« Last Edit: November 17, 2002, 11:23:44 pm by 448 »
Sesqu... Sesqui... what?
Sesquipedalian, the best word in the English language.

The Scroll of Atankharzim | FS2 syntax highlighting

  

Offline CP5670

  • Dr. Evil
  • Global Moderator
  • 212
Ad campaigns that should have been...
weird stuff... :wtf: :D


Aaahh, Nothing!

Loves the Elliptic Integrals you hate.

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Nothing.

I Can't Believe It's Not Nothing.

Bet You Can't Eat Me.

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Myself.

Snap! Crackle! Hypergeometric Function!

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Product Logarithms.

 

Offline Blue Lion

  • Star Shatterer
  • 210
Ad campaigns that should have been...
"I saw genital warts and I thought of you"

"Don't leave home without Osama Bin Laden"

"Obey your Democrat"

"Why can't everything orange be 1337?"

"Naughty, but 1337"

"I want my head"

 

Offline Gortef

  • 210
  • A meat popsicle
Ad campaigns that should have been...
Rofl!

Make Someone Happy with a Gortef. :p
Gortef-Lickin' Good. whatta!
Ding-Dong! Gortef Calling! :lol:

The Real Smell of Banana.
Moving at the Speed of Ferrari. ;7
Turbo, Take Me Away. :lol:
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Stryke 9

  • Village Person
    Reset count: 4
  • 211
Ad campaigns that should have been...
Reach for the Dead Prostitute.

 

Offline Razor

  • 210
Ad campaigns that should have been...
Check em out. Here are some for HLP:

- Don't Say Brown, Say "Hlp    What's this one about?

- I Was a Hlp Weakling. :wtf: :wtf:

- Nothing Comes Between Me And My Hlp.  :wtf:?

Anyone made a slogan for his nick? I have ;)

 

Offline Razor

  • 210
Ad campaigns that should have been...
Here's one for the Shivans:

- That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Shivans.  

Few for HLP Admins

- Don't You Just Love Being In Hlp Admins?  :sigh:

- Let's Face The Music and Hlp Admins.  *Runs*

- Don't Forget The Hlp Admins, Mum.  :lol:

 

Offline Gortef

  • 210
  • A meat popsicle
Ad campaigns that should have been...
(god I love that thing)

Spam Prevents That Sinking Feeling (and what would that be)
Full Of Eastern Spam (is there a difference)
Kids Will Do Anything For Spam (sometimes so true)
Don't Leave Home Without Spam (kids, remember this)
Little. Yellow. Different. Spam. (and now in color too)
Try Spam, You'll Like It. (sure we do)

ok enough of that spam

Daddy or Moderator? :lol:
Plink, Plink, Moderator...
Look, Ma, No Moderator! :nervous:
Make Someone Happy with a Moderator. :D

Let Your Vasudan Do The Walking. :lol:
Vasudan Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass. :ha:
A Vasudan Works Wonders.
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Pera

  • Tapper
  • 28
Ad campaigns that should have been...
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

"Please, don't squeeze Pera"
One is never alone with a rubberduck - Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy

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