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Offline Shrike

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Reply #80 on: November 26, 2002, 11:58:23 am
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What if it were halfnude Tim Allen spanking two German Poodles?
How about not?  Or I ban you until this conversation is over. :p
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Reply #81 on: November 26, 2002, 11:58:33 am
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But what if it was half-nude Shrike being spanked by two half-nude sexy ladies?


I'll take the part of the pic without Shrike, please. :D
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Reply #82 on: November 26, 2002, 11:58:39 am
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Originally posted by Thunder

Depends which half of all three involved we're talking about.

Shrike's lower-chest to mid-thigh covered, and one lady topless and one bottomless.
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Reply #83 on: November 26, 2002, 11:58:50 am
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Originally posted by mikhael
Shrike, BDSM, the "SWAT" team and absinthe...

Dear god, this is my time in the Navy all over again...
Ahh, so you were a seaman?
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Reply #84 on: November 26, 2002, 11:58:58 am
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Shrike, BDSM, the "SWAT" team and absinthe...

Dear god, this is my time in the Navy all over again...

What's Shrike got to do with your time in the Navy? :wtf:
 

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Reply #85 on: November 26, 2002, 11:59:18 am
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What if it were halfnude Tim Allen spanking two German Poodles?

Hell yea.......err..........
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Reply #86 on: November 26, 2002, 11:59:55 am
fine. Women only. No poodles. No Shrike.

*looks frantically at post count*
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Reply #87 on: November 26, 2002, 12:00:30 pm
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fine. Women only. No poodles. No Shrike.

*looks frantically at post count*

What if one of the women was a midget and the other was some kind of clown?
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Reply #88 on: November 26, 2002, 12:00:56 pm
Who here has seen pics from Sin City?  I'm sure I sent at least one or two people links....
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Reply #89 on: November 26, 2002, 12:01:00 pm
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And the other was some kind of clown?

Most women are...
 

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Reply #90 on: November 26, 2002, 12:01:17 pm
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Who here has seen pics from Sin City?  I'm sure I sent at least one or two people links....

Yep, I have...
 

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Reply #91 on: November 26, 2002, 12:01:30 pm
I'm staying out of this. I like a four digit post count.
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Reply #92 on: November 26, 2002, 12:01:31 pm
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What's Shrike got to do with your time in the Navy? :wtf:


Bad mental picture, BAD!
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Reply #93 on: November 26, 2002, 12:01:58 pm
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Most women are...
Well, Thunder. It's been nice knowing you.

*watches Thunder get bludgeoned to death by hand-bags and axes*
*notices Shrike smiling oddly*
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Reply #94 on: November 26, 2002, 12:02:00 pm
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What's Shrike got to do with your time in the Navy? :wtf:
I'm hoping 'very little'.
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Reply #95 on: November 26, 2002, 12:02:05 pm
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I'm staying out of this. I like a four digit post count.

Bah, I could just set my postcount to anything I wanted. :p
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Reply #96 on: November 26, 2002, 12:02:32 pm
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Well, Thunder. It's been nice knowing you.

*watches Thunder get bludgeoned to death by hand-bags and axes*
*notices Shrike smiling oddly*
Yes, with Thunder dead and Setekh gone, I can now turn this place into a 24-hour nightclub!
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Reply #97 on: November 26, 2002, 12:02:50 pm
an0n: Feels like that already today, nothing worse can happen ^_^

Shrike: Agreed :)
 

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Reply #98 on: November 26, 2002, 12:02:50 pm
Yes, but I'm not an admin.

At least until I air-mail those three S-M chicks to Shrike
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Reply #99 on: November 26, 2002, 12:03:13 pm
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Yes, with Thunder dead and Setekh gone, I can now turn this place into a 24-hour nightclub!

That wasn't the connotation I was going for. ;7:shaking:
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