[Galemp]

If anyone's interested, the debate and it's comments are HERE. The rottweiler wins by only 8 votes out of 500.

[Stealth]

Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
If anyone's interested, the debate and it's comments are HERE. The rottweiler wins by only 8 votes out of 500.

but it shouldn't win... the chihuahuas would win, since there would be 2 dozen vs. 1 rottweilver

[Knight Templar]

err chiwuawa's don't know martial arts.. sure they'd nip at the the beast, but the rott would tear them to shreds.. wether there's 10 or 2. Chiwuawas are pussy dogs.

[Unknown Target]

No, the chuhauhas (sp?) would win. Have you seen their eyes? There eyes are frickin' HUGE! Man, they'd scare the **** out of the rott. Can you imagine 20 chihuahas, all with these little nip-nip teeth, and biiiiiiig eyes, all coming at you?!

Argh! The eyes! Run from the eyes!

Of course, if I had just 3 kittens with guns, I'd blast them both to kingdom come.

[Knight Templar]

Have you ever seen a Rott tear through two NYC cops hands?

Well of course not, they shot the thing 50 times at first site, but you know they would mandatoriy typing with 7 fingers if the dog got the chance.



Chihuhuas chase you on your bike and get knocked unconcouis by your pedals

[Unknown Target]

No! Chihuahas are deadly! They would run after you, and get caught in your spokes, causing you to flip over forwards...!
Uhh...
ALONG THE EDGE OF THE GRAND CANYON!
BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[Anaz]

Originally posted by Redfang
Are you on crack?
 
*Runs*

woah...deja vou....

go chiuauas!

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
err chiwuawa's don't know martial arts..

it's the same PRINCIPLE...

Bruce Lee was the most powerful fighter ever... but yet he couldn't take on 5 people at once.  That's a known fact.  That's why in the movies when one person takes on a whole kung-fu school of 30 people or whatever it's OBVIOUSLY fake, it's a known fact.

So how's an average rottwheiler (let's say 100 pounds) can NOT take on 20 chihuahuas (about 5 pounds each).... NO WAY.... it's impossible.

Do the math... let's say that the rottweiler kills 1 chihuahua every 2 seconds... seem reasonable?  alittle exhaggerated, since it'd probably take more like 5 seconds but anyway

that means it's take 40 seconds for him to go through all of them.

In 40 seconds, do you know how damage 20 chihuahuas can do?  they'd bite its nose and stuff... even just nips... and the rottweiler would go crazy

[Knight Templar]

and the rottweiler would go crazy

... with mad fury and kill all 20 of them.

[Unknown Target]

And then bite it's own balls off in a mad flurry

[Carl]

Originally posted by Stealth


it's the same PRINCIPLE...

Bruce Lee was the most powerful fighter ever... but yet he couldn't take on 5 people at once.  That's a known fact.  That's why in the movies when one person takes on a whole kung-fu school of 30 people or whatever it's OBVIOUSLY fake, it's a known fact.

So how's an average rottwheiler (let's say 100 pounds) can NOT take on 20 chihuahuas (about 5 pounds each).... NO WAY.... it's impossible.

Do the math... let's say that the rottweiler kills 1 chihuahua every 2 seconds... seem reasonable?  alittle exhaggerated, since it'd probably take more like 5 seconds but anyway

that means it's take 40 seconds for him to go through all of them.

In 40 seconds, do you know how damage 20 chihuahuas can do?  they'd bite its nose and stuff... even just nips... and the rottweiler would go crazy

except that after 2 seconds therw would be 39 then 38 ect. there won't be 20 attcking him until he kills the last one. so on average there will only be 20 attacking at once.

[Stryke 9]

UT: You like that image, don't you? You enjoying thinking of a dog gnawing off its own balls? Is that what gives you pleasure- the drool, the blood, the semen?

*thwack*

Don't get near me, sick boy.


Rottweiler would win, simply because the chihuahuas could hardly inflict any damage at all. MAYBE they could just about break the skin, whereas the big dog could kill them in one bite.

Never mind that the chihuahuas would turn on each other. Who cares about the A-1 sauce? They're dogs, they're not too picky about food. Case closed.

So now... The Flash or The Incredible Hulk? My money's on the Flash, 'cos he's fast enough to dodge blows, but the Hulk could take him down in one hit, so it'd be close...

[Unknown Target]

No. However, I especially like how it was you that thought of the semen part, lol
If you're offended by that post, then you probably shouldn't be reading this thread, as it is about (ficticious, I hope) dogs fighting to the death.

*Double-Thwacks*

EDIT: There you go! That's how the chiwis could win: bit off the rott's balls!

Anyways, my kittens shall 0wnz0r j00!

[Stealth]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
So now... The Flash or The Incredible Hulk? My money's on the Flash, 'cos he's fast enough to dodge blows, but the Hulk could take him down in one hit, so it'd be close...

The Flash... for the same reason as you just said... and also because in a split second he could punch like 1000 times...

except that after 2 seconds therw would be 39 then 38 ect. there won't be 20 attcking him until he kills the last one. so on average there will only be 20 attacking at once.

eck... i washoping no one here would be smart enough to catch that, but you're right... in a way... but you see my point

oh, and there wouldn't be an average of 20 attacking at once... it starts at 20, and goes down by 1 every two seconds... there's be an average of 10 attacking at once if you work it out.

Still... even if each one of them just digs their teeth into his skin once, that's 20 bites, and that's quite painful... i'm sure at least one of them would bite his balls, causing the rottweiler to start foaming at the mouth and fall down unconscious... thus the chihuahuas win

[Knight Templar]

What if its a neautered (sp?) Rott?

[Anaz]

dude...have you guys ever seen a chiuaua besides the one on the taco bell comercial? Those things are vicious...their teeth are about as sharp as a cat's, and they chew on you really fast...the one I met seemed to really hate my shoe. I kicked it off, and it just came back. The owners had to put it in another room, lol...

[Stryke 9]

... But did it bite the shoe in half, with your foot in it?

See, even when up against a shoe, the shoe won. Fact, if you'd given it a good solid kick, well...

[Unknown Target]

It would go Neo-Chiwi! It would fly backwards, then bounce of the wall, then go straight for your nuts!

[Stryke 9]

If UT doesn't have an extremely embarrassing new title at the end of this, I'm gonna be dissapointed...

[Galemp]

BTW, the vote has a thirty-day timeout. So no future vote-bumping. So please don't lock this until then. Thanks.