[Stryke 9]

Is mine. That'd be AWESOME! And then we GREASE them, and put them in the THUNDERDOME! Yes!:D

[Levyathan]

Hmm. But how would the greasy eye wear the ring?

[diamondgeezer]

Originally posted by StrykeIX
An army of those things?

Reason enough to read the Silmarilion, methinks. What was the boss Balrog called... Gothmog, that was it. Hard as nails, him

Morgoth 0wned Sauron... back then Sauron was just Morgoth's b1tch. Even at the height of Sauron's power, he'd be no match for Morgoth, Ring or no Ring. Sauron maybe a fallen angel, but Morgoth was a god. Ph33r him

[an0n]

Firstly, I'd like say that you're all very sad. With the possible exception of Stryke for managing to weasle Thunderdome into a LOTR/SW discussion. *applauds*

ANyway, Palpatine ain't dead. His essence or some **** flew off and started a new Sith thingy then he got caught in a magic jar by some Jedi. I forget the specifics as this is just regurgitated information picked from previous threads I've glossed over.

And the big-ass eye is pretty much just a means of co-ordinating the dark-forces. Orcs are the real power behind the evilness.

[diamondgeezer]

No, Sauron is the power behind the orcs. Read more Tolkien.

[Levyathan]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Sauron maybe a fallen angel, but Morgoth was a god. Ph33r him

Still, that elvish king cut his hand off (or was it his feet, or just a wound? - bah, I don't remember). Not to mention Beren...

*goes to read The Silmarillion again*
*is unable to, because the book's 100 miles away, with Styxx*

[Stryke 9]

Uh-huh.

You know, I've always felt that if you were going to spend all your time in an imaginary univers, it should at least be your own imaginary universe.

[diamondgeezer]

Fingolfin chopped of Morgoth's foot, and Beren half-inched a Silmarilion (with Luthien's help). But Sauron was floored by a human of much lesser whatsit than Beren, so Morgoth is still the daddy - it took all the gods and all the elves and men to take him out (by all jumping on him at once at making the world's biggets bundle )



*is sensible and never lends books to Styxx*

[EDIT] Who says Middle-earth is imaginary? Tolkien always said he was merely translating it from the old Saxon, which in turn was translated from the Elvish. Seems that a chap called Elfwine was sailing on the Atlantic and accidentaly found the Straigh Path in to the vanished West, and met the Elves of Tol Eressëa - they told him the lays of Middle-earth and Valinor, and when he returned he wrote then down.

Possibly, though, Tolkien made that up.

[Levyathan]

Originally posted by an0n
ANyway, Palpatine ain't dead. His essence or some **** flew off and started a new Sith thingy then he got caught in a magic jar by some Jedi.

Did Lucas say that?

[an0n]

I am aware that the Orcs are tortured Elves, but still, they're the most ass-kickin-est made-up creature in the whole damn Tolien universe. I mean, c'mon, they're big, they're black, they're grown in the ground, they can tear Hobbits heads off and there's millions of the suckers.

[an0n]

Originally posted by Levyathan
Did Lucas say that?

No. It was part of the.......err......Something Saga. I forget.

[Stryke 9]

It also take approximately 400 of them to take down one human hero. I dunno, man...

[Levyathan]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
But Sauron was floored by a human of much lesser whatsit than Beren, so Morgoth is still the daddy - it took all the gods and all the elves and men to take him out (by all jumping on him at once at making the world's biggets bundle )

That's just because they had to destroy half the world to get rid of him... The bastard had some good strategies.

[Levyathan]

Originally posted by an0n
No

Then it's not official enough for me. kthxbye

[an0n]

Yeah, that's only coz the hero always has some magic sword or a friggin bunch of elves backing him up.

But still, they can be lost in the hundreds and still be the biggest military force in the land. How cool is that?

[diamondgeezer]

The big black dudes are Uruk-hai. They're different from Orcs, which are the green dudes. The Uruks were bred by Saruman from Orcs and men, and have the nastiest traits of both

Without the will of their masters behind them, orc tribes would just disperse and be of limited danger away fomr the mountains. Only a will like Sauron or Saruman's can forge orcs in to an army


*laughs at an0n trying to argue with DG about Tolkien*

[an0n]

Orcs is Orcs. If a black man has a kid with a white woman, the kid is still black. Period.


Orcs are the bestest, worstest, bad-assest mofo's in the whole damn magic-loving, tree-huggin, Liv Tyler starin, Hobbit crunching, village burnin universe.

[Levyathan]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
*laughs at an0n trying to argue with DG about Tolkien*

Heh. You do know a lot of names...

[diamondgeezer]

Remind me never to discuss classic literature with you, an0n mate...

[Stryke 9]

Huh. You mean those ugly dudes... and humans... I don't even WANNA know how hard he had to look to find some "ugly" fetishists!