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Offline diamondgeezer

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Having a personality didn't stop 'em looking good, though. Touchy-feely works for me, in those cases :nod:

 

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Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I'd still bend either of them over a command-console, but still, they were never "ARGH! My pants exploded!" kinda women. They were more characters and less sex-objects. If they'd been done as sex-objects (like Jadzia was in the mirror universe (Whoa, momma!)) then maybe. But as is/was, they weren't sex-objects and thus get relegated to a "to a lesser extent" placing.
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Fair enough. Hey, what version of an0n's list of women to bone are you up to now? Wanna post it?

 

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Pfff. I'd have to trawl through about 50mb of IRC logs to find the Official List™.


And the proper title is: an0n's List Of Women To Have Wild Sex With Once He Takes Over The West Coast (Chicks Dig Power)™
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Well **** me, I forgot Jadzia/Ro/Kira :blah:


Only pick would be Kes. Good character, but as a woman... short, short hair and just.. blah.


hmm I had something useful to say a while ago.. escapes me at the moment. :doubt:
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Sci-Fi prequels just do not work, take the Phantom Menace, and Attack of the Clones, they don't fit in WHATSOEVER.


How do they not fit in?  The only minor violation of continuity that I'm aware of is Qui-Gon Jinn being Obi-Wan's mentor instead of Yoda.  Thats yet to be explained tho.  Knowing George, he'll bring it up somehow.
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Well... Yoda was pretty much Obi-Wan's boss after Qui-Gon bit the lightsaber, so maybe that's what Sir Alec was alluding to...

 

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Like Obi-Wan Kenobi told Luke Skywalker: "From a certain point of view":D

 

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How do they not fit in?  The only minor violation of continuity that I'm aware of is Qui-Gon Jinn being Obi-Wan's mentor instead of Yoda.  Thats yet to be explained tho.  Knowing George, he'll bring it up somehow.


There's the thing about C3PO working on the Lars' farm, but when he returns in New Hope, he haas no idea where he is. Throughout the history of Star Wars fanfic, technical guides and such, there is no mention of naboo fighters, the trade federation, gungans, Darth maul, and so on. The Clone wars were just wrong. The clones were meant to be the enemy.

Oh, and Anakin, EP1 gets you to feel sorry for him and what have you, but ITS DARTH VADER FOR GOD'S SAKE!

 

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The clones were meant to be the enemy.
I get the distinct impression that they will be in the next movie.
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There's the thing about C3PO working on the Lars' farm, but when he returns in New Hope, he haas no idea where he is.


Droids normally get theri memories erased regularly as they pass from master to master (Skywalkers never seem to want to do it though) so when 3PO was eventually sold, he would have forgotten the Lars farm. Artoo flying, now that pisses me off. He could have used that in Dagobah, on Jabbas Sail Barge, even cloud city, but he didn't because astromech droids have no need to fly. Except to give footage for a friggen ad that is.

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Oh, and Anakin, EP1 gets you to feel sorry for him and what have you, but ITS DARTH VADER FOR GOD'S SAKE!


Not yet he isn't.
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*Smacks everyone dissing SWs*

Clone Troopers will get their *ahem* "new" look in the 3rd movie, and Anakin will get in a lightsabre fight with Obi-won, and get his ass kicked, he then crawls away to Palpatine, who in turn makes Anakin his "body-guard" and gives him some rebreather armour, and a cool new name.

Now with the thing about 3PO, he got sold from Lars, then got curculated around the galaxy a few times, then fell into the hands of a "Captain Antilles" (Wedge Antilles maybe?) then he got back to Lars, and Owin didn't recognize him...*smacks LucasFilm*

Did anybody know that Count Dooku, WASN'T going to be the initial bad guy? The Sith Lord, was going to be a woman. I've seen the concept art about her, and...WHOA! she had dual light sabres, she got the looks, and she got the moves...too bad "LF" didn't use her for the movie...

you can prolly do a search on Google and try to find her.

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There's million of protocol droids in the SW universe and Lars was just a teen when he first saw C3PO. And more to the point, why would he care if it was the same droid? So his step-mother's son used to own that same protocol droid. Big deal.
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..."Captain Antilles" (Wedge Antilles maybe?)...


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There's million of protocol droids in the SW universe and Lars was just a teen when he first saw C3PO. And more to the point, why would he care if it was the same droid? So his step-mother's son used to own that same protocol droid. Big deal.


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Wow...kind of amazing how off topic this thread has become.:D

 

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Now here's a real star ship




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And here is a real potato!

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Unfortuantely, I can't find a picture of a small, furry creature from Alpha Centauri - otherwise, I'd post one :nod:

 

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Unfortuantely, I can't find a picture of a small, furry creature from Alpha Centauri - otherwise, I'd post one :nod:


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