[Top Gun]

This is even better than the 'Is your son a hacker?' article

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2002.2.1.21327.39245.html

[vyper]

the guy's a wank. he thinks europe's all one set of states.

This message was brought to you with a hangover.

[diamondgeezer]

Ok... can someone just confirm that he said "London sucks", because frankly my brain won't believe what me eyes are telling me...

I mean, if there's any merkins who might like to go round this dudes house on my behalf, I'll happily put up the cash for any hardware you might need to, you know, re-educate him...

[Stunaep]

bah, americans. they're different
I ttry to ignore them whenever possible

[CODEDOG ND]

please tell me he is exaggerating.

[an0n]

Satire.

[an0n]

Hehe. I like this picture:

[Fineus]

You would

[ZylonBane]

You have all been trolled.

[Top Gun]

I guess I shouldn't have over estimated people's ability to define satire. Observe:

I am an unusual American. I am one of the 10% of our population who is in posession of a passport. This means I tend to take vacations outside of the USA whenever I can.

a British girl started coming on to me. I explained that I was married and she said "Oi won't tell if yew don't, come on lets go for a quick shag. Moi mates not in arrr room" (she had the most disgusting and almost unintelligible "cockney" accent).

 Well I don't know if it was the alcohol or the heat or if the culture shock had corrupted my judgment, but I soon found myself back at her hotel room, naked.

 Now I am not a prude. In my past I have had sexual relations with many ladies. But this was the first time I had experienced such a depraved approach. I don't know what it is about British girls but it is like they are sex-starved or something. (perhaps its because most British men are gay!) anyway Chantelle (that was her name) from East London gave me some of the most energetic sex I have ever had. But it gets worse. Just as I was struggling with the guilt of what I had just done, and how I had betrayed my wife, who should walk in on us but Chantelle's friend Lisa (also from Dagenham, East London). She took one look at us both lying there naked and without batting an eyelid said 'Moind if oi join yer ?' and started to strip off.

 By this time I was sobering up and full of remorse about what I had done. So I didn't want to compound the sin by indulging in a three-way with these two Dick Van Dykes (I am broad minded, but there ARE limits!) So I quickly pulled on my pants, grabbed my shirt and ran for the door.

 Unfortunately I had picked the wrong door, but that was the least of my troubles. As I went through the door into what I later realised was the bathroom, I tripped over my shoelace and fell face forward onto the 'waste bin' provided in all Greek bathrooms. It had not been emptied for quite a while and I was covered in used TP.

 I learned that the British are amongst the worse mannered, uncultured, ignorant and violent people in Europe (despite having stiff competition from the Dutch, Greeks and Germans). I would not recommend Europe as a vacation destination to anyone, with one exception - If you are a pasty-faced, music-stealing, port-scanning, quake-playing, pearl-skr1pt writing, communist loving, freedom hating Linux geek who cannot get laid, you could do worse than go to Faliraki and try your luck "chatting up the birds". Just don't get yourself arrested

[CP5670]

that was sort of funny actually...

[Top Gun]

Doh!

[CP5670]

did you mean to edit?

[Top Gun]

I believe so

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Ok... can someone just confirm that he said "London sucks", because frankly my brain won't believe what me eyes are telling me...

Ahh, but he's right. York should be the capital of England, York I tell you. Mainly because, with central governement being in London, the powers that be seem to belive that nowhere out side London of the south-east corner exists.

Come on, some Scots back me up please!

[beatspete]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB

Come on, some Scots back me up please!

We solved the problem and created Edinburgh as our own capital. You'll have to sort it yourselves.

[an0n]

Or we could reconquer Scotland and take Edinburgh as the new capitol.

[diamondgeezer]

Or we could reconquer Scotland and put fire to all the towns and cities

[an0n]

Mwuahahahaha. A wave of firey death the likes of which has never been seen since Dresden.

*loads up the B-52's with high-yield, bio-chem propagation bombs and low-yield thermonuclear weaponry*

[Styxx]

Didn't read the whole article, but the part posted here is damn funny.