[kasperl]

you should see me with my little brother, .

anyway, someone should copy those smileys to the submission thread, they're pretty funny:nod:

[Levyathan]

Originally posted by Styxx
Great, now we have two admin's brothers around here...

But when I joined you were a spammer, not an admin.

[Styxx]

Originally posted by Levyathan
But when I joined you were a spammer, not an admin.

Hmm, sorta. I was already fixing all DB problems, but I only got Admin access while the problem lasted.

[Splinter]

Originally posted by vyper
Am I to be amused to disturbed by that? I can't tell

Why has no-one fired this:


EDIT: WHOA! WHAT THE F00K HAPPENED TO MY LM AVATAR? ITS GONE ALL... SHINEY!

hey, thanks man!

Originally posted by Styxx


Tiny.

not small enough, you can still see it cant you :-/

Originally posted by Goober5000


Hmm, that was not clear.  I meant the name.  In Israel, I would expect to find someone named "Michael".  In Texas, I would expect to find someone named "Jed".

actually Jed is short for Jedidiah whitch is from the hebrew name Yedidiah, or if you prefer to see in hebrew: éãéãéä

Originally posted by kasperl
you should see me with my little brother, .

anyway, someone should copy those smileys to the submission thread, they're pretty funny:nod:

hehe you can find them all here

AND FOR ALL I HAvE A SAD ANNOUNCMENT! my brother, despite my warnings, decided to post those pictures. Im afraid you wont be seeing him again for a long time. just dont tell the cops to look in my closet

[Goober5000]

Originally posted by Splinter
actually Jed is short for Jedidiah whitch is from the hebrew name Yedidiah

Aha.  I see.

or if you prefer to see in hebrew: éãéãéä

Hmm, that would work better if I had Hebrew characters installed on my computer.

AND FOR ALL I HAvE A SAD ANNOUNCMENT! my brother, despite my warnings, decided to post those pictures. Im afraid you wont be seeing him again for a long time. just dont tell the cops to look in my closet

Not a good idea.  I left a sandwich in my closet once, and after a few days I couldn't go in my room, it smelled so bad.

Note: The above anecdote is completely false, but it makes for a funny story.

EDIT: Hmm, I guess the misplaced smiley gave that away, didn't it?

[Levyathan]

*can't think of a decent closet joke*

[Splinter]

Originally posted by Goober5000


Hmm, that would work better if I had Hebrew characters installed on my computer.



Not a good idea.  I left a sandwich in my closet once, and after a few days I couldn't go in my room, it smelled so bad.

Note: The above anecdote is completely false, but it makes for a funny story.

EDIT: Hmm, I guess the misplaced smiley gave that away, didn't it?

meh he stinks bad enough when he isnt dead.

no i kid. he is always minty fresh *coughhedosntevenknowwhatdeoderantiscough* ho humm.... *wistles "in the hall of the mountain king"*

[Splinter]

Originally posted by Levyathan
*can't think of a decent closet joke*

oooh i got one. in a couple of weeks he'll need to "come out of the closet"

[Levyathan]

I was about to ask when he would come out of the closet, but that wasn't good enough.

[SKYNET-011]

Originally posted by Levyathan
*can't think of a decent closet joke*

*can't think of a decent closet joke involving a certain admin*

[Splinter]

lol well i found this while looking in google for "closet joke"

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9
year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and
shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the
closet, with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it."
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$25.00"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."
The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$75.00"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't, I
sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -
"$100.00" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The
priest says, "Don't start that over again."

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by Splinter
{doesn't matter what goes here, really - anything will do}

[CP5670]

Did you come out of the closet?

[Sandwich]

I never went into the closet - they don't have those walk-in deals here like they do in the west, so for me, being 6'3" / 200lbs, to get into a closet, would take a shoehorn or something.

[Splinter]

or that bug from M-I-B to break you in half and stuff you in there

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Sandwich
I never went into the closet - they don't have those walk-in deals here like they do in the west, so for me, being 6'3" / 200lbs, to get into a closet, would take a shoehorn or something.

no, I think he meant the gay bar across the street from whoop ass groceries

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by Knight Templar


no, I think he meant the gay bar across the street from whoop ass groceries

They don't have many gay bars in Jerusalem - too many Orthodox would have mass conniptions.

[Stryke 9]

Oh, gawd....  Roll out the welcome paraphinelia, guys...  

But... Shrike stole the bong last week!

[Deepblue]

Yah! Go anoying little brothers!
me: Sushi anyone
Splinter:
Levyathan:

[Stryke 9]

Ho! You samurai no match for Stryke Ninja!

[breaks Deepblue's neck]

Best part about being ninja killing Samurai.



Older brothers kick ass, excuse me. Younger siblings are whiny parasites, who crimp our style.