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Offline Sandwich

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on: January 13, 2003, 08:25:33 am
[q]Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away. [/q]

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Offline Darkage

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Reply #1 on: January 13, 2003, 08:32:59 am
OMFG ROTFLMAO!!!!:lol::lol::lol:


What a dumb****, get blown away by your own bomb:D
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #2 on: January 13, 2003, 08:43:19 am
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  that someone could be THAT stupid, it's amazing
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Offline Fetty

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Reply #3 on: January 13, 2003, 08:44:08 am
:lol:
  

Offline Splinter

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Re: Darwin Award to this man, please!!
Reply #4 on: January 13, 2003, 09:13:10 am
Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
[q]Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away. [/q]

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YOU TURD *SLAP* stealing my stories for your own post gain! :(

ok im over it :D

but dont let it happen again little man, I need these stories to gain acceptance here ;)
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Offline Splinter

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Reply #5 on: January 13, 2003, 09:19:09 am
ok ok i have one

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(15 July 1999, Bangkok) A circus dwarf met a disastrous demise, when he was swallowed by a hippopotamus in a freak accident in northern Thailand.

Od the Dwarf had just astounded the audience with a trapeze performance, when he dismounted onto a trampoline at a bad angle. He was launched sideways into the mouth of a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act. Hilda the Hippo gagged and instinctively swallowed the small man while spectators continued to applaud, not realizing their tragic mistake.

Horrified circus members rushed to save the dwarf, but were unable to extract him from the traumatized beast. Veterinarians defended Hilda by pointing out that she was a vegetarian, and had never before digested a circus performer.

The trampoline is being subjected to forensic analysis.

The circus is now hiring.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #6 on: January 13, 2003, 09:23:33 am
:lol: :lol: :lol:

ok, after ROFLMAO, i am starting to doubt if this is funny.:doubt:
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Offline Splinter

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Reply #7 on: January 13, 2003, 09:25:18 am
its ok to laugh everyone laughs at darwin awards and to win them you have to die... dont be embaressed go ahead laugh it up :lol:
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #8 on: January 13, 2003, 09:28:28 am
BTW,i just found that story in the urban legends section on darwinawards.com. you know, if you steal a story, you could also ad the source of your story.
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Offline Nico

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Reply #9 on: January 13, 2003, 09:35:11 am
would be much more funny if it was true :D ( the first one I mean :p )
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #10 on: January 13, 2003, 09:40:49 am
is the first one fake to? i just found the second one from splinter. i tought the one frm snadwich whas real.:rolleyes:
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Offline Splinter

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Reply #11 on: January 13, 2003, 09:41:47 am
i think when he said the first one he ment the one by sandwich.
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Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #12 on: January 13, 2003, 09:42:14 am
Yup, this was pretty funny three years ago.

(contemplates posting link to JATO Car story)
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #13 on: January 13, 2003, 11:11:18 am
heheheh (@ the terrorist. That circus **** isn't funny at all ) :doubt:
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Reply #14 on: January 13, 2003, 12:06:23 pm
Ok, for the record: The terrorist story is in the "Awaiting Verification" section of the Darwin Awards. The one Splinter posted was the one found in the urban legends - as is Zylon's referred-to JATO story. :D
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #15 on: January 13, 2003, 12:08:35 pm
did he actually die?
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #16 on: January 13, 2003, 12:10:48 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
[q]Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away. [/q]

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Dang! I mean.....hello did the birds eat his brain or something? Who would be so stupid not to recognise his own EVIL package. But I don't find this quite funny. This is a tragedy even though he is Iraqi. It's tragic because he is so damn stupid.
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #17 on: January 13, 2003, 01:26:56 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
heheheh (@ the terrorist. That circus **** isn't funny at all ) :doubt:


Oh, so it's ok to laugh at the grisy death of someone, just beacuse they looked at the US in a threaening way?

It like saying:

"That man has just gone through a mincer!"
"It's OK, he's an arab."

For god sake!

:leaves in disgust:
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #18 on: January 13, 2003, 01:28:17 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB


Oh, so it's ok to laugh at the grisy death of someone, just beacuse they looked at the US in a threaening way?

It like saying:

"That man has just gone through a mincer!"
"It's OK, he's an arab."

For god sake!

:leaves in disgust:
:wtf:

Of course it is. It's fun to laugh at the grisly death of anyone. Period.
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #19 on: January 13, 2003, 01:30:53 pm
Heard these before, but they're still funny. :D :D
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