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Offline Sandwich

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on: February 12, 2003, 09:24:34 am
A friend of mine posted this on another board:

[q] A friend of a friend took their cat in for a "line" cut (no big deal). The groomer misunderstood and gave the cat a "lion" cut (big deal). I think the look on the cats face says it all.



[/q]
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Reply #1 on: February 12, 2003, 09:26:29 am
I seriously wouldn´t want be that cat. Or the haircutter, if the cat ever got near him
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Reply #2 on: February 12, 2003, 09:29:11 am
:wtf: poor cat...
 

Offline Tiara

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Reply #3 on: February 12, 2003, 09:29:34 am
Well, if someone did that to my cat I'd personally shove the sharp side of my axe somewhere it shouldn't be. :p
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Reply #4 on: February 12, 2003, 10:35:59 am
omfg rotflmao:lol:


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Reply #5 on: February 12, 2003, 10:38:05 am
What Darkage said. :D
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Reply #6 on: February 12, 2003, 10:38:07 am
[color=66ff00]Now that's comedy!
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Reply #7 on: February 12, 2003, 11:03:40 am
that's perfectly okay. long haired cats need to be shaven during the summer if it lives in a moderate climate.
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Reply #8 on: February 12, 2003, 11:08:26 am
The cat looks pretty pissed off... :D

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A friend of mine posted this on another board:


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A friend of a friend took their cat in for a "line" cut (no big deal).


Wait, so the cat belongs to a friend of a friend of a friend of yours? :wtf: :D
 

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Reply #9 on: February 12, 2003, 11:18:39 am
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Wait, so the cat belongs to a friend of a friend of a friend of yours? :wtf: :D


Yes. :D
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #10 on: February 12, 2003, 11:36:04 am
Wow, 9 posts and not a single "shaved pussy"-joke. I'm impressed! :)
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Reply #11 on: February 12, 2003, 11:54:20 am
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Wow, 9 posts and not a single "shaved pussy"-joke. I'm impressed! :)


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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #12 on: February 12, 2003, 12:49:39 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Don't. Start.


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Reply #13 on: February 12, 2003, 01:36:44 pm
It looks like some sort of cartoon cat LMAO
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Reply #14 on: February 12, 2003, 03:01:43 pm
cool tail :yes:

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Reply #15 on: February 12, 2003, 03:12:49 pm
*can't breathe*

Ahah...*chokes*..hahahahaha..*chokes*...ahahahaha............

The top one looks sooooooooooooo funny. The cat just looks so pissed off.

It's so unbelievably funny.

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Reply #16 on: February 12, 2003, 03:23:23 pm
I like a cats tits covered, thank you. Now I can see why she's pissed.
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Reply #17 on: February 12, 2003, 06:28:36 pm
mmmmm future comedic dynamite :D
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Reply #18 on: February 12, 2003, 07:16:13 pm
got an email from my uncle saying the same inculding the 2 pics :D
 

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Reply #19 on: February 13, 2003, 02:22:23 am
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Originally posted by Fetty
got an email from my uncle saying the same inculding the 2 pics :D


Who's your uncle?! :lol:
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
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