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Offline aldo_14

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One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want
you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you
want. After all, you're the guv"

... But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch.
"This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20
decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you
say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you
to fill it up with fish", God answers.

"Fish?", queries Noah

"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp -
wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this
right, you want a New Ark?"
"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".
"Check".

 "And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check".

"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely
getting to the end of his tether..........................



"Dunno", says God,

"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark"

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Urge to kill rising....

 

Offline Turnsky

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Offline Razor

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himmel means heaven doesn't it?

 

Offline Turnsky

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translation: my god in heaven..

that's about all the german i can speak the other is shisenhousen  (may have mispelt) i'll let someone translate
   //Warning\\
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do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
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Offline Fineus

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I found that pretty funny.

I'll get my coat.

 

Offline Zeronet

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Got Ether?

 

Offline HotSnoJ

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Okaaaaaaaay.

*whispers to someone to call the nut fa... I mean happy place*
I have big plans, now if only I could see them through.

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Offline CP5670

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sorry, didn't get the joke there... :wtf:

 

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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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That's quite funny, if a little long winded.

 
*grabs large rusty pliers*

*gets on train down to aldo-ville*

Lenzie? Near glasgow aint it?

*buys some buckfast to distract the Neds with*



...Anyway, somewhat amusing, in the way that hurts.

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"

 

Offline aldo_14

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Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
*grabs large rusty pliers*

*gets on train down to aldo-ville*

Lenzie? Near glasgow aint it?

*buys some buckfast to distract the Neds with*



...Anyway, somewhat amusing, in the way that hurts.


You'll need at least a case of Mad Dog to get past the neds in my little hamlet......

 

Offline Shrike

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Is this some kind of british humor at work?
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

  
Yes.



Okay, i'll explain it to you.  "Neds" is the term for the youth scum that hang about in glasgow.  They drink 'Buckfast' cause its cheap alcohol.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2003, 04:39:42 pm by 671 »

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"

 

Offline Shrike

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Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
Yes.

Okay, i'll explain it to you.  "Neds" is the term for the youth scum that hang about in glasgow.  They drink 'Buckfast' cause its cheap alcohol.
Right.  Too bad I wasn't asking about your post, I was talking about the alleged joke perpetrated here.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
"Neds" is the term for the youth scum that hang about in glasgow.  They drink 'Buckfast' cause its cheap alcohol.


And then they go "blind" and get "brain damage" from the "buckfast" and make "jokes" like these?

 
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Originally posted by Shrike
Right.  Too bad I wasn't asking about your post, I was talking about the alleged joke perpetrated here.


Yeah, i did think about that.

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"

 

Offline Kamikaze

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Erm.... seemed like good joke material but the ending doesn't seem to result in too many laughs...

Or am I missing something?
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman

 

Offline Stryke 9

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