HLP Network

News:

HLP Donations Page has been reworked for supporting the site.
Please note that the previous "Tiers" are currently not operational (but will be worked on).
You can still cancel any previous re-occurring donations to make new ones which will go to the new Treasurer Admin (Zacam).

 
« Previous Thread Next Thread »
Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 Next >   Go Down

Author Topic: French Jokes  (Read 10555 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline HotSnoJ

  • Knossos Online!
  • 29
    • http://josherickson.org
French Jokes
on: February 22, 2003, 05:46:21 am
Hey got some funny French jokes.

Q. How many French does it take to defend Paris?

A. No one knows, it's never been done.


I saw a French Army rifle for sale on Ebay today. It said, "Great condition. Never fire. Dropped once.


And finally I want you fellow HLPers to fill these ones in.

Quote
1. Going to war with the French is like....

2. Going to war without the French is like....


Going to war without the French is like going to war with the French.
I have big plans, now if only I could see them through.

LiberCapacitas duo quiasemper
------------------------------
Nav buoy - They mark things
 

Offline Nico

  • Venom
    Parlez-vous Model Magician?
  • 212
French Jokes
Reply #1 on: February 22, 2003, 06:09:21 am
hahaha.
SCREW CANON!
 

Offline Top Gun

  • 23
French Jokes
Reply #2 on: February 22, 2003, 06:36:51 am
Woop de doo:rolleyes:
  

Offline Turnsky

  • FOXFIRE Artisté
  • 211
  • huh?.. Who?.. hey you kids, git off me lawn!
French Jokes
Reply #3 on: February 22, 2003, 03:10:24 pm
i'll have a crack at number 2: *ahem*

"going to war without the french is like going deer hunting without your accordion"
   //Warning\\
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
do not torment the sleep deprived artist, he may be vicious when cornered,
in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
and less likely to stab you in the eye with a mechanical pencil
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
French Jokes
Reply #4 on: February 22, 2003, 04:06:54 pm
Going to war with the French is like going swimming with Michael Barrymore. No-one's really sure what happened but someone died and a popular entertainer has moved to Germany.

Going to war without France is like boxing with one arm. You've got nothing to throw in the way of your opponent's attacks.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline Knight Templar

  • Stealth
  • 212
  • I'm a magic man, I've got magic hands.
French Jokes
Reply #5 on: February 22, 2003, 04:07:03 pm
So does this mean we can kill Iraq?


:D
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

Too Long, Didn't Read
 

Offline Bobboau

  • Just a MODern kinda guy
    Just MODerately cool
    And MODest too
  • 213
French Jokes
Reply #6 on: February 22, 2003, 04:23:32 pm
yes
Bobboau, bringing you products that work... in theory
learn to use PCS
creator of the ProXimus Procedural Texture and Effect Generator
My latest build of PCS2, get it while it's hot!
PCS 2.0.3


DEUTERONOMY 22:11
Thou shalt not wear a garment of diverse sorts, [as] of woollen and linen together
 

Offline aldo_14

  • Gunnery Control
  • 213
French Jokes
Reply #7 on: February 22, 2003, 04:23:36 pm
Going to war without the French is like World War 2

Going to war with the French is like Vietnam

Can we drop the petty cracks at the French, please?  If it was about people with turbans, this'd be closed.
 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
French Jokes
Reply #8 on: February 22, 2003, 04:26:21 pm
Going to war with Al Qaeda is like sticking a "Blow the **** out of me" sign on the whitehouse.

Going to war without Al Qaeda is like admitting you're attacking Iraq for it's oil.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline aldo_14

  • Gunnery Control
  • 213
French Jokes
Reply #9 on: February 22, 2003, 04:31:58 pm
Going to war with the UN is like sharing oil

Going to war without the UN is like keeping all the oil for yourself
 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
French Jokes
Reply #10 on: February 22, 2003, 04:34:31 pm
Going to war with the UN is like having a pardon already arranged.

Going to war without the UN is like.....err....going to war with the UN.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline an0n

  • Banned again
  • 211
  • Emo Hunter
    • http://nodewar.penguinbomb.com/forum
French Jokes
Reply #11 on: February 22, 2003, 04:36:28 pm
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com
 

Offline beatspete

  • 28
    • http://www.angelfire.com/stars4/beatspete/index.html
French Jokes
Reply #12 on: February 22, 2003, 04:50:14 pm
KILL THE KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:nervous:
I mean, end the thread.

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline Ace

  • Truth of Babel
  • 212
    • http://www.lordofrigel.com
Re: French Jokes
Reply #13 on: February 22, 2003, 06:07:22 pm
Quote
Originally posted by HotSnoJ
Hey got some funny French jokes.

Q. How many French does it take to defend Paris?

A. No one knows, it's never been done.


I saw a French Army rifle for sale on Ebay today. It said, "Great condition. Never fire. Dropped once.


And finally I want you fellow HLPers to fill these ones in.



Going to war without the French is like going to war with the French.


Sounds like somebody forgot about Napoleon :rolleyes:
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
-Alfred Hitchcock
 

Offline Stryke 9

  • Village Person
    Reset count: 4
  • 211
French Jokes
Reply #14 on: February 22, 2003, 06:09:49 pm
Wait! The French don't always surrender! We, uh... had an angry midget 400 years ago! He didn't surrender!

Oh, wait, he did. That was why he went into exile twice. Still!


Just foolin', y'all. Don't make me eat sparrow tongues or something.

Webpage. Yes.
 

Offline Ace

  • Truth of Babel
  • 212
    • http://www.lordofrigel.com
French Jokes
Reply #15 on: February 22, 2003, 06:15:49 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
Wait! The French don't always surrender! We, uh... had an angry midget 400 years ago! He didn't surrender!

Oh, wait, he did. That was why he went into exile twice. Still!


Just foolin', y'all. Don't make me eat sparrow tongues or something.



My point exactly! The fact is how many countries could have produced such an angry little man? ;)
Ace
Self-plagiarism is style.
-Alfred Hitchcock
 

Offline Stryke 9

  • Village Person
    Reset count: 4
  • 211
French Jokes
Reply #16 on: February 22, 2003, 06:17:37 pm
Run! Gozirra! And double posting!
Webpage. Yes.
 

Offline Stryke 9

  • Village Person
    Reset count: 4
  • 211
French Jokes
Reply #17 on: February 22, 2003, 06:18:14 pm
We're working on it. Bush'll have to do for now- a dumb, but malevolent little man.;)
Webpage. Yes.
 

Offline Nuclear1

  • 211
French Jokes
Reply #18 on: February 22, 2003, 07:21:12 pm
Victory? We don't even have a word for it!
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!
 

Offline Zeronet

  • Hanger Man
  • 29
French Jokes
Reply #19 on: February 22, 2003, 07:38:45 pm
Napoleon lived in a different type of france.
Got Ether?
Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 Next >   Go Up
« Previous Thread Next Thread »