*strips off clothes*
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! NOW YOU SHALL KNOW TRUE FEAR!!!!!
*runs around in a drunken haze, still in the nude, hugging random people and causing them to fall into the corner, wimpering for mercy*
...
*approaches Shrike*
Shrike: GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!
UT: Awww -hic- Billleeeeeeee! Whazzamater Billlleeee -hic-? Dunt ya remember me? -hic-
Shrike: **** OFF!
UT: You're -hic- cool, too, man! -hic-
*hugs Shrike*
*Shrike runs away, trips, and falls into a sterilization vat*
Shrike: Thank God!!
*suddenly, he begins to notice that the sterilization vat's liquids are quickly eating away his skin*
Shrike: AAHHHH!!!
