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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #20 on: April 02, 2003, 04:40:32 pm
Don't make me send you to The Closet again, boy.
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Reply #21 on: April 02, 2003, 04:42:55 pm
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Cool! I call father-figure!

Do I get a pipe and some loafers or something? And can I give the babysitter jobs a suspicious amount of times?:D

Oh, and I'll need a bathrobe I never seem to change out of, even for work...


Hmmmm.....

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Hummmmmm...... ;7 ;7 ;7

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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #22 on: April 02, 2003, 04:49:43 pm
i'll think about it.. ;7 ;7 :D bathrobe + tweed socks eh? might take a while..;7
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Reply #23 on: April 02, 2003, 04:52:48 pm
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i'll think about it.. might do him chibi style ;7 ;7 :D


Oohyah! With a Hawaiian shirt, too! :lol:


*ducks*

EDIT: Hey, you changed yer post! :lol:
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #24 on: April 02, 2003, 04:53:33 pm
[changes into ninja costume]

HO! Nobody draw Onani Gaki-San! I kill all who try! I choke your chinchilla! Hieeeee!
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Reply #25 on: April 02, 2003, 04:55:21 pm
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...Gaki-San...


Gesundheit!
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #26 on: April 02, 2003, 04:56:27 pm
Wow. That just made it even more disturbing.
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Reply #27 on: April 02, 2003, 04:58:41 pm
*changes into shirt-ninja outfit* [subtitle]Prepare to defend yourself weakling [/subtitle]
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Reply #28 on: April 02, 2003, 05:00:23 pm
Screaming Fist of Death!


*whap*
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Reply #29 on: April 02, 2003, 08:04:31 pm
*gets out popcorn*
this could get interesting
 

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Reply #30 on: April 02, 2003, 08:09:35 pm
*send's a volley of shuriken in stryke's direction*

[Heeyaaa!]


*readies katana*
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Reply #31 on: April 02, 2003, 10:31:07 pm
[uses onani powers on Fetty]

Indiscriminate Ninja Whupping!

*slam* *bash*

Now, I kill you so hard, your ancestor die! HIEEEEE!

[kicks Turnsky through a wall]
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Reply #32 on: April 02, 2003, 10:41:19 pm
*digs himself out of the rubble*

"don't think, feeeel"

Banzaiiiiiiiii!

*stops suddenly as stryke is hit by a time-travelling De-lorian*
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Reply #33 on: April 02, 2003, 10:46:31 pm
[gets up, slowly]

[spins about and starts shooting randomly at fleeing car with sawed-off (ninja sawed-off]

[absentmindedly elbows Turnsky in the teeth when he sneaks up behind him with a dagger]

You... have... no honor.
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #34 on: April 02, 2003, 10:55:37 pm
*dust himself off, removes mouthgaurd, spits, and then inspects his torn shirt, revealing the mithril armour beneath, examines torn green shirt....looks up at stryke* That's it monkey boy you've done it... *brandishes a device that resmbles a laser pointer*
*points device at stryke*

-BEEP-

{[Ion Cannon, Online]} BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


*produces lightsaber*

may the force be with you pretty boy.... we shall finish this..
either way we're both dead..

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Reply #35 on: April 02, 2003, 11:00:38 pm
[becomes the Czar]

[uses astounding Czar Powers on Turnsky]
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Reply #36 on: April 02, 2003, 11:08:31 pm
*watches on as ion cannon strike is right on target and stryke is vapourized by a beam of pure energy*
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Reply #37 on: April 02, 2003, 11:19:03 pm
[uses Invulnerable Czar Sceptre to block blast]

That... is last straw!

CLARITY IN EYE OF STORM!

[grabs Turnsky and shaves the furry]
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Reply #38 on: April 02, 2003, 11:25:09 pm



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Reply #39 on: April 02, 2003, 11:29:32 pm
*stryke watches on as turnsky suddenly disappears*


hehe FOOL!

*a series of glowing lights appear from shadows*

*in walks turnsky clad in powered armor and weilding a plasma cannon as well as other assorted weapons, (not forgetting the daedric dai-katana)*

heh, holographic projector,

*suddenly appearing on stryke's head, 4 groups of 3 red dots appear, the shadows appear to be moving*


*turnsky unveils sack of headz*

booyeah
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