[Vertigo1]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Naaah, I'd been to McDonalds after that, they never had it up...

Every one I've been to did.  Yours must be slow.

[Vertigo1]

Originally posted by Splinter
AAAANYWAY back on topic my friend found me this, look familiar?

*image removed for sake of sanity*

 im so evil

[size=15]DIE![/size]

[Borealis]

Originally posted by Sandwich


You know Borealis in RL?

I'm his phr34k

and if he kills himself I'll never speak to him again  

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Vertigo1


[size=15]DIE![/size]

*seconds that just for fun*

[Razor]

Originally posted by Tiara


*seconds that just for fun*

You go girl!

[Thorn]

Originally posted by Razor


You go girl!

I think I'll feed you that bullet for saying that...

[Razor]

Originally posted by Thorn
I think I'm going to eat a bullet.

Ok choose your weapon. Beretta, Steyr Aug, Colt Commando, Minigun, Sandwiches big freakin' gun.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Thorn

I think I'll feed you that bullet for saying that...

Keep dreaming.

[Su-tehp]

Originally posted by Razor
Ok choose your weapon. Beretta, Steyr Aug, Colt Commando, Minigun, Sandwiches big freakin' gun.

Ooh, ooh! I call dibs on Sandy's big freakin' gun!

Wait, he just told me he doesn't have it anymore... Gimme the minigun!

[Fineus]

Use whatever you have left on me... I don't care what it is - just use it and use it fast....

[Turnsky]

*grabs 120mm howitzer*

[Sandwich]

Originally posted by Kalfireth
Use whatever you have left on me... I don't care what it is - just use it and use it fast....

Hmmm... interesting philisophical question. Is it still assassination if he's asking for it?

[Stryke 9]

You could probably argue that anyone who gets assassinated was asking for it in one way or another.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Su-tehp

Gimme the minigun!

You will have to take it from this guy if you want it. It comes with quick reload time, masses of clips and even fully realistic bullet time action.

CAUTION: Approach at your own risk

[Razor]

Originally posted by Kalfireth
Use whatever you have left on me... I don't care what it is - just use it and use it fast....

How about we drop that fat lady on ya?

[Stryke 9]

Bullet time is for the slow and foolish. Gimme an optical mouse, full automatic, and two accuracy mods any day.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Bullet time is for the slow and foolish. Gimme an optical mouse, full automatic, and two accuracy mods any day.

Actually it is for smart people. If you wanna dodge bullets instead of "catching" them.

[Nico]

Originally posted by Su-tehp


Ooh, ooh! I call dibs on Sandy's big freakin' gun!

Wait, he just told me he doesn't have it anymore... Gimme the minigun!

no need to "eat" the bullet, then, as you say :

since what everybody knows about hand-held miniguns comes from games or movies, let me introduce you to the only real one ever made, copied from don't remember where:

"The XM214 5.56mm Machine Gun was a terminated Research and Development project (1970-1971) for a six-barrel 5.56mm (.223 Cal.) Gatling type "mini-minigun". The XM214 was similar to the M134 "minigun" by General Electric Company  (the same gun as the Air Force GAU-2B/A). It was electrically driven and could be installed on a pintle or in a turret mount. It was shown in a man-portable version in the movie Predator (1987) and in Jane's Weapon Systems of the same year there was an entry detailing the XM214. It had been tested by the Special Forces but rejected due to impractical weight. Availability today is extremely rare at best.  
The weight of 45 lbs. is for the gun, motor, battery (good for 5,000 shots) and 500 shots. The gun, motor and battery weigh 15kg (33 lbs.). A tripod would weigh another 15 lbs. One 500-round "cassette" weighs 14 lbs. The cassettes may be worn in a special harness ( 5 lbs.) on the back of the gunner and are linked through a rugged flexible chute to the gun. Two cassettes can clamp to the gun (or to the harness) at once, and it automatically switches when the first cassette is empty.  

RoF can be set between 3-round bursts or 10,000 rounds per minute. Unfortunately the recoil force is 110kg (242 lbs.) at 10,000 rpm  which would knock you off your feet, but (assuming a linear relationship) if the RoF were 1,000 rpm then the recoil should be only 11kg (24 lbs.) which might be manageable. "

I let you do the maths ( 11kg, manageable, yeah, right, add that too the original weight of the weapon, plus the fact it's 11kg per bullet ), but to sum up -> grab the weapon somehow, put your back against a wall, press the trigger. Hop! you're crushed and well dead

[Razor]

Originally posted by venom2506


but to sum up -> grab the weapon somehow, put your back against a wall, press the trigger. Hop! you're crushed and well dead

Uh Uh I know. *Raises hand* Use air bags.

[Stryke 9]

Venom: From 242 pounds? Not if you were born on this planet. That's slightly more than having your fat cousin sit on you in a fight, if your fat cousin is sitting on a piece of metal roughly the size of a hardback book- uncomfortable (bruises, maybe a cracked rib due to the gun jumping around, enough that you won't be begging for a repeat experience) and you wouldn't be able to aim (as in the thing flies out of your hands a tenth of a second after you pull the trigger and probably puts a couple hundred rounds up your left nostril before it stops firing), sure, but you're far from dead.\


Anyway, nowhere near as much fun as a sniper rifle or rocket-propelled grenade launcher, in a game or in life.

What would you need 10,000 rps for, anyway? Lead plating? 300's plenty. Hell, I'd settle for 8. Enough to give everything I point it at an unhealthy dosage of metal, but not run out and be defenseless after 5 seconds or lose control of the weapon.