[diamondgeezer]

Right, home-made flamethrower time

[Stealth]

Thanks for the welcome back Fetty

Yeah, they may be fast, but if they're small who cares, i just let them be.

If i find a spider as big as the one in my first post, then it's not hard to miss... even if it's moving, NOTHING can dodge a 400fps frozen paintball (especially with auto-fire on :devil: )

[diamondgeezer]

Spider + Desert Eagle = spider-coloured stain on the carpet

[Nico]

Originally posted by Stealth
Thanks for the welcome back Fetty

Yeah, they may be fast, but if they're small who cares, i just let them be.

If i find a spider as big as the one in my first post, then it's not hard to miss... even if it's moving, NOTHING can dodge a 400fps frozen paintball (especially with auto-fire on :devil: )

btw, the skills you show for touching up pics is pretty loosy
I'm bored of waiting for someone to notice that it's an hoax

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Stealth
...This made me scared...

meh, i thought you were going to say being banned...

And that's a real spider? You kill it with a ****ing hammer or what?

[Stryke 9]

Nah, would probably yank the hammer away and beat you with it.

Looks like one of those fruit spiders. Big ****er too. Or a really wierd wolf spider, but I doubt it.


Anyway, personally, the ones that get me are the big fat ****ers- sure, one that's two inches across is one thing, but when that's all spider and not leg it gets really freaky. Anyway, personally I leave 'em alone (out where I live, the insects are nasty and numerous enough that you learn to ****in' respect anything that kills them by the dozen so that you don't have to) unless they get too frisky, and then... well, never met one yet could survive a 2x4 (thrown, possibly, though my aim's bad) or a butane torch.

[karajorma]

All this hatred for poor little spiders?

I have no problem with spiders whatsoever. I just let them out if they start crawling around near me (I don`t particularly want anything except my girlfriend climbing on top of me).

To be honest I quite like spiders cause they keep the bane of my existance down. Flies. I bloody hate flies. You're sitting watching TV on a calm night. Not a care in the world and then you hear it. A great big bluebottle flying about making a pain of itself flying into the walls, ceilings, lights.
 I`m going to get myself a couple of bolo spiders and leave them to catch the bastards when they fly in.

[01010]

I think it's amazing how the spider in all essence is a good bug to have around to kill flies and stuff, yet it terrifies the **** out of me.

[Sheepy]

I cant tell you how much reading this topic has made me laugh

Anyway, my mate had 2 Scorpians they werecool, let them run around his room, fast little buggers as well they damn well tickled on bare skin.

Was funny, started poking one with a pencil, and it grabed it with its pincers, i tried pulling it out but it wouldnt let go supposibly if it gets your finger ... you dont get it back ... ah well ... there both dead now

but he has lizards now YAY!

[Stryke 9]

Spiderman kinda sucks too.

[Knight Templar]

Batman rulez

[Turnsky]

meh, see spiders like that all the time, (we get huntsmans, 'bout the size of one's hand)

these can scare the bejesus out me sometimes (and they can jump too)

[Blue Lion]

*locks doors and hides under blanket*

[Turnsky]

they're not as bad as funnel-web spiders tho.

[diamondgeezer]

CAN WE PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE SPIDERS?

*cocks Desert Eagle and peers in to shadowy corners*

[Galemp]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
CAN WE PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE SPIDERS?
 

But that would involve going off-topic.

Arachnids are the coolest... there are spiders that live underwater, spiders that build trapdoors and pop out to catch their prey, spiders that can eat birds. Their webs (the big outdoor ones, not cobwebs) are really cool too. There's so much about them that's awesome.

Scorpions are even better. The little thingies on their mouths (called pedipalps... isn't that a cool name?) on scorpions are really big with these nasty claws on them, AND they have a poisonous tail! I love those things... they're so evil. :devil:

[Turnsky]

SpiderHeadz!

[diamondgeezer]

*bang* Spider deadz :devil:

[Stryke 9]

This calls to mind that statistic that the average person accidentially eats something like five spiders every year. See, they go for warm, dark places, and when you sleep with your mouth open...

[Blue Lion]

Sounds tasty, I guess they are full of vitamins and minerals