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Offline CP5670

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Yeah, I had a house spider about that big. Thin little bugger, but stupidly long legs that wouldn't even fit under a pint glass during capture efforts. When I saw it in a corner of my room I froze solid before creeping to the door and legging it downstairs. Luckily my dear old mum managed to catch it and dump it a long, long way away from the house


I get that problem with the harvest spider things, which have seven one-inch legs and one three-inch leg attached to a tiny body, and the individual legs keep moving even if they are severed from the body. :wtf: Eventually I end up just smashing them with a newspaper or something. :D

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You know what else I hate? Daddy Long Legs, aka the cranefly. Looks like a spider, but it flys. Little bastards


oh those things are annoying. They just about always come into your house if you have the lights on inside while it is dark outside and leave the door open for more than a few seconds. Hard to see too, and they always go to the ceiling where you cannot reach them. :mad:

What makes me really mad is when these bugs crawl into my lego models, since I cannot smack them easily there without breaking something and have to wait for them to crawl out. :p Some small spiders have also made it into my computer somehow, since the last time I cleaned it out there was a dead spider body in there. :p
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Offline Ulundel

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Actually, these long legged spiders are nothing. What I'm worried about are bees. They usually get stuck in your hair, even if you don't have any :doubt: :D

 

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Bees are cool. They're furry and they make honey :yes:

But then I've never been stung by a bee, so I may be somewhat biased.

 

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I have, sat on one when I was little... ;)

 

Offline Stealth

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see how it moved after i shot the clock down with a frozen paintball.

 

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I have, sat on one when I was little... ;)

:eek: Ouch. Unfortunate place to get stung...

 

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Originally posted by CP5670
and what are those claw things on the front of it?
 


chelicerae . all the spiders have that, and scorpions too:
( btw, that spider is a special case... it has four of them, and is damn mean. it's not very poisonous or anything, but it bites VERY strong and goes after everything that moves. I've seen pics of those hunting down geckos, the thing is freaking huge. )

the thing that freaks me out the most about spiders isn't the eight legs story, it's the damn eight EYES story. thinking they have all those little, black, emotionless eyes that might be looking at you, that ... huh:
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Offline diamondgeezer

Christ, dude, did you have to post that? This thread's already making me itchy and nervous...

 

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i don't know what type it is,  looks poisonous though


to me it looks just hungry, but that's enough though :D
Habeeb it...

 

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Christ, dude, did you have to post that? This thread's already making me itchy and nervous...

look at the second pic I added :D
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WHAT... THE... ****... IS... THAT?

 

Offline Stealth

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yeah, but i didn't look at it that close up. :D

 

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WHAT... THE... ****... IS... THAT?


wolf spider's head. you know, the spider that you find everywhere, running under your table, behind the posters, in your ceiling, the brown one :D now you know how it looks like.
sweet dreams :D
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee stealths back

 

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sweet dreams :D

Oh, dude, you're so on the revenge list :nod:

 

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Originally posted by diamondgeezer

Oh, dude, you're so on the revenge list :nod:

Oh? but just imagine the spider under your bed... now, you can imagine it VERY well :D
think about that, before thinking about revenge :D
heh! it's spring! wolfspiders loves dust, and durting spring, there's a lot of dust coming out ^_^ you better check the dark corners in your room
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Offline diamondgeezer

Yeah, with a torch in one hand and airgun in the t'other, believe me

 

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Yeah, with a torch in one hand and airgun in the t'other, believe me


wolfspiders run very fast ;)
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Offline diamondgeezer

Lucky for me my shooter's rated at several hundred FPS, eh?

And I can always just stamp on the little ****ers :)

 

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Lucky for me my shooter's rated at several hundred FPS, eh?


the question is "how good do you aim, when it's a 1inch long target moving at 20mph?" :D

and you can hardly stamp on them if you're crounching down to look under a desk :D

How come I feel so sadisticaly good telling you all that? :lol:
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