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Offline vyper

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on: April 15, 2003, 02:26:59 pm
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Offline CP5670

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Reply #1 on: April 15, 2003, 02:32:03 pm
I have heard of this being distributed among the soldiers there; I would have gotten one myself, but it's a bit expensive.
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #2 on: April 15, 2003, 02:43:12 pm
That's pretty pathetic, but nothing original. Personally, I want a Gulf War II GI Joe with Arab Stomping Action and the oil-drill cyborg arm.



Admit it, if there was a toy like that you'd buy it, too.



(Ooh, boy, I said something that sort of refers to current events again. Here come the Political Twits. STAMPEDE!!!)
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Offline kode

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Reply #3 on: April 15, 2003, 02:48:36 pm
meh. I'd get one if I saw one in a swedish store. Would be cool to have all of my idols in a deck of cards...
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #4 on: April 15, 2003, 02:50:39 pm
OOH! I know! A Bin Ladentron with his Web of Conspiracies, Truck Bomb Launcher, and laser-shooting beard!

Er, and a Koran. Some kid wants to get really elaborate, they can have him call down the wrath of Allah and  have GI Joe be attacked by giant frogs or something.
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #5 on: April 15, 2003, 03:11:10 pm
LOL

Stryke: Don't forget the C-4 vest with realistic sound effects! :D
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #6 on: April 15, 2003, 03:14:50 pm
No, that comes as an accessory with the Small Palestinian Child. Get 400 of them, knock 'em over like ninepins with the Super Israeli Mecha Bulldozer, which has a water squirter and pointy bits.:D
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Reply #7 on: April 15, 2003, 03:19:51 pm
Don't forget the ninja jihad "warriors" with the realistic C-4 jacket and lighting quick uber razor blades of death!  Anthrax and VX Gas grenades sold seperately.

:D
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #8 on: April 15, 2003, 03:21:15 pm
With REAL ANTHRAX!!!

(product only included in the Secret Military Training Camp construction kit. Supplies nearly unlimited, but availability varies. Contact your local store or dealer for information.)
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #9 on: April 15, 2003, 03:22:54 pm
And sheep! :D
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #10 on: April 15, 2003, 03:25:31 pm
No, no sheep. Goats and camels, though.


Exploding, robotic goats and camels.
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Reply #11 on: April 15, 2003, 04:21:23 pm
In any reasonable country, putting your enemies on playng cards would get you mocked, and get the military made into a laughing stock, but in the USA, it shows how patriotic your really are

BTW, this isnt anything new. What do you think all those faces on a "Normal" deck are. Someone thought of this ages ago and put all his enemies on to playing cards. Obviously back in the day ok kings and queens, but still..old idea:D :D
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #12 on: April 15, 2003, 04:26:58 pm
Actually, they're "kings" and "queens" for pretty much the same reasons they are in Chess, and just about any other game with a heirarchy of values. They're the most effective, important cards. The Kings of cards, in the sense as King Kong ("The King of Kongs?" Well, you know what I mean).

I don't think 300 years back people were dumb enough to concieve of character trading cards, or any variation thereof.
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Reply #13 on: April 15, 2003, 04:54:33 pm
Thou hast a Raichu shiny! Swapeth thee!

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Reply #14 on: April 15, 2003, 05:03:42 pm
Hmm, I just noticed your postcount is hovering around 27, Stryke. What happened? :rolleyes: :ha:
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Reply #15 on: April 15, 2003, 05:05:25 pm
Just because my avatars back, don't think I went messing with anything else....:drevil:
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #16 on: April 15, 2003, 05:05:26 pm
Actually, it's being reset every day now. I log in, it's at zero. A desperate attempt by the Man to keep me down.
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #17 on: April 15, 2003, 10:43:19 pm
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Hmm, I just noticed your postcount is hovering around 27, Stryke. What happened? :rolleyes: :ha:


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Reply #18 on: April 16, 2003, 01:03:13 am
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Styxx.


Oh, that's right! I forgot he coded one of those post-count-resetters-at-midnight-every-day thingamabobs. Silly me. :p
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"...The quintessential quality of our age is that of dreams coming true. Just think of it. For centuries we have dreamt of flying; recently we made that come true: we have always hankered for speed; now we have speeds greater than we can stand: we wanted to speak to far parts of the Earth; we can: we wanted to explore the sea bottom; we have: and so  on, and so on: and, too, we wanted the power to smash our enemies utterly; we have it. If we had truly wanted peace, we should have had that as well. But true peace has never been one of the genuine dreams - we have got little further than preaching against war in order to appease our consciences. The truly wishful dreams, the many-minded dreams are now irresistible - they become facts." - 'The Outward Urge' by John Wyndham

"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
  

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #19 on: April 16, 2003, 04:26:33 am
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got yourself a tardis Kalfireth?
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