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Offline 01010

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Gawd almighty, no need to make this into a mass debate.

:)
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Offline diamondgeezer

Oh, dude, that's really pushing the boundaries of socially responsible punnage :nod:

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Offline Admiral LSD

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Originally posted by 01010
:)


This:



would be more appropriate there methinks...
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this ain't so bad, i've got a theacher at school with a name, well this will take some time to exlpain in enlgish so here:

the poor guys is named Simon Tuip, so mostly it will be put S.Tuip on paper, now the word "stuip" in Dutch means convulsion, so everytime someone sees this guys name put on paper, a lot of people start lauging.

even worse, the school gives an e-mail address to teachers automaticly, mkade out of the first letter oout of his first name, and the last letter of his last name, so his email means [email protected].


kinda funny actually
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Offline Martinus

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[color=66ff00]At my secondary school there was a subsistute science teacher with the unfortunate name of Peter Ennis, I'd say he went to great lengths to avoid having his first name truncated. ;)
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Offline Tiara

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We haver a teacher called Koedood. Which litterally translate to "Cowdead". :p
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Offline Martinus

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Originally posted by Tiara
We haver a teacher called Koedood. Which litterally translate to "Cowdead". :p

[color=66ff00]:wtf: Bet his childhood was vexing.
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Offline an0n

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Vexing? You have a very strange vocabulary. I haven't heard that word used in years.
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Offline Stealth

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it's a good word.

 

Offline Nico

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Originally posted by an0n
Vexing? You have a very strange vocabulary. I haven't heard that word used in years.


heh, education time for me:
Me ignorant foreigner would use that too. What would you use instead of vexing? ( tho I thought the word was vexating, but it seems I was wrong :lol: )
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Offline Stryke 9

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Distressing. Troublesome.



Beh. Maeg's was kinda funny, the first one's just pathetic. Tee ****in' hee, he said "****". **** **** **** **** ****.

Grown up yet? Maybe we should do pee-pee next.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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...I don't get it :wtf:


EDIT: OOOOHHHH! NOW I get it! Thanks venom!


...not too entertaining, though...:blah:

 
I can see it now...
"Mike Hunt is the LAW around here!" (Anyone who's married pretty much knows this one)

"Hey Bob the Barber, given any good haircuts lately?"
"Well I trimmed Mike Hunt last Friday"

"I tried to make my getaway but I was grabbed by Mike Hunt"

"There'll be no more hookers in this town now that Mike Hunt's around!"

"You'd better stop that or Mike Hunt will imprison you"

The possibilities are endless...

 

Offline Nico

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Originally posted by Unknown Target
...I don't get it :wtf:


EDIT: OOOOHHHH! NOW I get it! Thanks venom!


...not too entertaining, though...:blah:


what, aren't you thrilled by such hilarious humoristic (redundent, I know ) image?
woa, you have taste, pal.
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Offline tEAbAG

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It would be pretty bad to be arrested by that dude if you were wasted.  Too many stupid ways to get your self in deeper.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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[color=66ff00]It doesn't take a 'cunning linguist' to figure that one out...
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Offline Crazy_Ivan80

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Originally posted by tEAbAG
It would be pretty bad to be arrested by that dude if you were wasted.  Too many stupid ways to get your self in deeper.


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Offline Shrike

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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Liberator:you what? The guy's name sounds like 'my ****'
Only if you slur the hell out of it.  Pronounce it properly and there's not much of a similarity.

That being said, god you guys are acting childish over this.
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Offline Zeronet

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Originally posted by Liberator
May I take this opportunity to remind you twisted folks that most people, including myself, look at that and think, "What?  Why is this funny?"  I had to read the entire thread to get it.  That sort of thing is funny in two places:  The Boys locker-room and the boys restroom at a local highschool.  Grow Up.:sigh:


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Offline Shrike

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Sluring someone's name then going 'huh huh huh, it sounds like My ****, huh huh huh!' isn't humor.  It's stupid.  Go watch Beavis and Butthead if you want that.
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