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Offline Splinter

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life for dummies
on: April 25, 2003, 12:28:47 pm
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #1 on: April 25, 2003, 12:43:23 pm
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Don't listen to music from the Spice Girls

'nuff said
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #2 on: April 25, 2003, 12:47:34 pm
Only one I laughed at was towards the end - the one with the blow gun.
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
  

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Reply #3 on: April 25, 2003, 01:11:13 pm
I prefer Larry Niven's Laws including

1) Never throw **** at an armed man

2) Never stand next to someone who is throwing **** at an armed man  

amongst others :D
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Offline Gloriano

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Reply #4 on: April 25, 2003, 01:22:17 pm
Don't test the strength of your skull with a nail gun.



Don't microwave yourself.


Your body has the correct number of holes in it. Don't make any more. ::wink: :eek2: ;)
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When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline ZylonBane

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Re: life for dummie
Reply #5 on: April 25, 2003, 02:31:07 pm
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Originally posted by Splinter
life for dummie
Ah... sweet, sweet irony.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #6 on: April 25, 2003, 02:36:43 pm
So so true.

Feed off the irony!
 

Offline Splinter

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Reply #7 on: April 25, 2003, 06:34:35 pm
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Ah... sweet, sweet irony.


woops.
all better :nod:
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #8 on: April 25, 2003, 06:39:08 pm
Ah, but the forum title remains, an eternal reminder for all to see of your foolish blunder. For, you see, some things cannot be reversed, and time passes on.
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Offline 01010

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Reply #9 on: April 25, 2003, 07:52:08 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Ah, but the forum title remains, an eternal reminder for all to see of your foolish blunder. For, you see, some things cannot be reversed, and time passes on.


Much like getting a tattoo of George W Bush on ones arse.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #10 on: April 25, 2003, 07:53:47 pm
Well, at least that's fitting. Especially if that's where they start tattooing the barcodes in a couple years.
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #11 on: April 26, 2003, 01:56:51 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Ah, but the forum title remains, an eternal reminder for all to see of your foolish blunder. For, you see, some things cannot be reversed, and time passes on.

[color=66ff00]Nothing lasts forever...
[/color]
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #12 on: April 26, 2003, 02:00:11 pm
as Stryke's post count evidently shows.
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Offline Hippo

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Reply #13 on: April 26, 2003, 02:09:32 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
as Stryke's post count evidently shows.


I was wondering about that, and the "Reset count: 3" in his title...
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Reply #14 on: April 26, 2003, 02:13:17 pm
The memory of my mallevolance will last forever. As will my belly-button fluff.

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Light birthday cake candles from back to front.

Don't pour salt in your eyes.

Toasters should be used to cook bread, not your hands.


That's some funny ****.
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Offline an0n

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Reply #15 on: April 26, 2003, 02:14:07 pm
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Originally posted by Hippo
I was wondering about that, and the "Reset count: 3" in his title...
Why were you highlighting his title?
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #16 on: April 26, 2003, 02:17:02 pm

I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #17 on: April 26, 2003, 02:25:09 pm
:lol:
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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #18 on: April 26, 2003, 02:25:55 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]Nothing lasts forever...
[/color]


Heh - you're too kind. :)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #19 on: April 26, 2003, 02:37:45 pm
Tool.
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