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Offline Stryke 9

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Ever have one of those times when there's nothing left to do but feel really, really stupid? Yeah. Never use (read: play with) a machete at 4 AM. If you do, don't sharpen it to a razor edge the week before. And if you really wanna do that, don't have little fingers. Agh, it's still bleeding, and it's been almost a day...

 

Offline Turnsky

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at least you still have your fingers..
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Offline Stryke 9

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Well, I didn't hit it, I'm not that bad, even when I haven't slept for about 22 hours. It was actually more of a brushed it on a pullsweep. Like I said, I think I oversharpened it. This sorta thing's why I went for that double-handed samurai sword, 'cept that turned out to be crap...

 

Offline Starks

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How bad is it? Stitches-wise...
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Offline Knight Templar

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... I love band-aids cuz band-aids are stuck on me ...
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Offline Stryke 9

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Not even. I tend to just tie these things up and go on with a stiff hand for a bit, and since this one's just a little finger, not even that. Take forever to heal all the way, and I'll have a bit of a scar, but it's the option when you're not rich enough to run to the surgeon's whenever you scrape your knee. I've gotten worse from scavenging in the junkyard, really, but the machete ones don't seem to close up so fast...

I had one that was about a quarter inch deep in my palm last year (from, ah, dropping and then for some reason attempting to catch it in midair- when it was a bit duller, of course. Damn, I was stupid then.) that just closed up fine, everyone kept *****ing about how I should get it looked into but all it needed was a little antibacterial and some kleenex to get rid of the blood.

 

Offline Starks

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Dude, you could get Tetanus...
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Offline Knight Templar

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I have the ever increasing urge to ask why I need to know about your carelessness...


meh. :blah:
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Offline Stryke 9

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Statistically unlikely, or I would have gotten it already. Besides, that's what the vaccination's for.

KT: Scratch that itch, and you'll have to justify your posts from now on.;)

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Don't make me pull out the kettle pic again. It's ironic enough as it is.
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Offline Knight Templar

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So the moral of the story is that we are all black and racism is totally pointless. Dawg.
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Offline Starks

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Kettle? Someone please enlighten me.
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Offline Kamikaze

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knowing the two, it's probably in your best interest... to not know :)
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Offline Stryke 9

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Ah, it's this cookware fetish porn novel KT wrote and keeps sending me. I didn't get too far past the first word, which was "The" and was spelled wrong, but still he thinks I share all his dirty little obsessions now because I wrote him back a virus-free response the first time.

 

Offline neo_hermes

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killing threads is...well, what i do best.

 

Offline Kamikaze

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Ah, it's this cookware fetish porn novel KT wrote and keeps sending me. I didn't get too far past the first word, which was "The" and was spelled wrong, but still he thinks I share all his dirty little obsessions now because I wrote him back a virus-free response the first time.


Couldn't you consider that a sign of affection coming from you? :drevil:
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Ah, it's this cookware fetish porn novel KT wrote and keeps sending me. I didn't get too far past the first word, which was "The" and was spelled wrong, but still he thinks I share all his dirty little obsessions now because I wrote him back a virus-free response the first time.


:blah: You promised you wouldn't tell anyone...

ya know i'll have to tell everyone about the lopsided pectoral implants you insited on getting last christmas. That and those erotic man cookies... god that was sooo gay.


bah never mind.. :sigh:
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