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Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #20 on: May 14, 2003, 12:43:09 pm
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www.sinodefence.com/army/tank/type98.asp

ACTIVE PROTECTION: The Type 98 features an JD-3 integrated laser rangefinder/warning/self-defence device. Unlike contemporary Russian active tank self-defense systems like Drozd, Drozd-2, and Arena, which launch projectiles to disable or "shoot-down" incoming anti-tank missiles and projectiles, the Chinese system apparently uses a high-powered laser to directly attack the enemy weapon's optics and gunner.

The system includes what appears to be a laser warning receiver (LWR - the dome-shaped device on the turret roof behind the commander's position), that warns the crew that their tank is being illuminated by an enemy range-finding or weapon-guidance laser. The turret of the tank can then be traversed to face the direction of the enemy threat, and the laser self-defence weapon (LSDW - the box-shaped device on the turret roof behind the gunner's position), can be employed against the source of the enemy laser.

The procedure of the laser weapon would first use a low-powered beam to locate the optics of the enemy weapon. Once the enemy weapon was located, the power level of the laser would be immediately and dramatically increased. Such an attack would disable the guidance optics of the enemy weapon and/or damage the eyesight of the enemy gunner.

The available photos of the Type 98 have also confirmed that the laser weapon can be elevated to a higher angle than the tank's main gun, indicating that the engagement of attack helicopters is possible. In addition, the laser device could also be used for communications between friend tanks.



Thats the brand spanking new Type 98 MBT that just entered service.
Me thinks the Chinamen are helping the koreans, uh oh. :nervous:
« Last Edit: May 14, 2003, 01:53:27 pm by 1130 »
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

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Reply #21 on: May 14, 2003, 01:08:17 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete
w00t.  They lit up 2 american hellicopters.

Yes! :p Good job NKs! :yes: Show'em who runs the show now.


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Shield technology anyone?


George Bush: My dear Americans. It has to come to my attention that my ass will be endangered by the North Korea's new straigh-lined light thingy...eeeh... technology (taking Bushes supreme intellect into account). So as your leader, I command that you make a human shield around me and my little white house in order to protect it...ehh..my arse that is. Don't worry, all of you who die will be rewarded in hel...ehh I mean heaven and the rest of you who survive will be used in every next attack that comes.

No shield is more powerfull than the one of humans who blindely follow their "great leader".

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don't know why but this seems funny to me.


Several months later....
Bob: Are you freakin insane??? :mad2: They are threatening us with their new weapon of mass destruction. We must urge da president to nuke da bastards. Nuke em you bi*ch...NUKE EM! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:
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Reply #22 on: May 14, 2003, 01:12:23 pm
More like: ARGH! They've harnessed the power of the Sun with black magic!


Also: :hopping:
:wtf:
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Reply #23 on: May 14, 2003, 01:19:21 pm
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Originally posted by Razor

George Bush: My dear Americans. It has to come to my attention that my ass will be endangered by the North Korea's new straigh-lined light thingy...eeeh... technology (taking Bushes supreme intellect into account). So as your leader, I command that you make a human shield around me and my little white house in order to protect it...ehh..my arse that is. Don't worry, all of you who die will be rewarded in hel...ehh I mean heaven and the rest of you who survive will be used in every next attack that comes.

No shield is more powerfull than the one of humans who blindely follow their "great leader".
 


Ummm... WTF?
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

I think we should go Mung his dead grandma. - anOn
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #24 on: May 14, 2003, 01:21:23 pm
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Originally posted by tEAbAG


Ummm... WTF?


Now that's a genius at work.

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eh...the "new and potentially lethal weapon" is a targeting laser?  

Hey maybe they didn't set it on LETHAL yet. :D
 

Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #25 on: May 14, 2003, 01:25:52 pm
Just wondering what human shields have to do with Bush's stupidity and chinese lasers.
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

I think we should go Mung his dead grandma. - anOn
 

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Reply #26 on: May 14, 2003, 01:29:39 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
More like: ARGH! They've harnessed the power of the Sun with black magic!

Shush now ;)
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #27 on: May 14, 2003, 01:33:35 pm
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Just wondering what human shields have to do with Bush's stupidity and chinese lasers.


Chinese laser... :lol: LMAO

Spoiler:

You took it seriously did ya? Oh sorry my appology. You haven't been here for as long as the most of us
 

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Reply #28 on: May 14, 2003, 02:31:06 pm
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Hey maybe they didn't set it on LETHAL yet. :D


Yeah, I heard it was on the "tickle" setting. :D
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Reply #29 on: May 14, 2003, 02:39:43 pm
It was set to somewhere between "Argh! My frickin eyes!" and "Not in the face! Not in the face!". It's hard to tell coz it's a small dial and the pictures on it are kinda fuzzy.
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Reply #30 on: May 14, 2003, 02:53:23 pm
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Yeah, I heard it was on the "tickle" setting. :D


Wow...a cynic admin trying to be funny. Now it's just a matter of time before people start posting :lol:s. *Stares at the watch*
 

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Reply #31 on: May 14, 2003, 03:10:58 pm
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Wow...a cynic admin trying to be funny. Now it's just a matter of time before people start posting :lol:s. *Stares at the watch*


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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #32 on: May 14, 2003, 03:11:05 pm
Shut up, Razor.



Dammit, I want an MDW-grade laser. I suppose I need the 700-ton nuclear plant to power it, but hey...
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Reply #33 on: May 14, 2003, 03:15:15 pm
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Wow... a cynic admin bored member trying to be funny earn a banning. Now it's just a matter of time before people start posting lol:s he gets the hammer. *Stares at the watch*


:rolleyes:
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Reply #34 on: May 14, 2003, 03:16:19 pm
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Razor, why are you being such a pain in the ass?
His door just swings that way.
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Reply #35 on: May 14, 2003, 03:16:33 pm
:lol: :lol:
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Offline Razor

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Reply #36 on: May 14, 2003, 03:49:40 pm
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Wow... a cynic admin bored member trying to be funny earn a banning. Now it's just a matter of time before people start posting lol:s he gets the hammer. *Stares at the watch*

:doubt:

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Razor, why are you being such a pain in the ass?


No the question is...why are you starting it?
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Reply #37 on: May 14, 2003, 03:50:56 pm
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About to be hammered


Oh the pain...the terrible agony.
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Reply #38 on: May 14, 2003, 04:09:24 pm
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It was cool, but it seemed a bit out of place in a Bond movie, for some reason. Cliched from C&C, I guess. :p


Actually, 'twas a repeat of an earlier bond movie. I forget the name, but I remember: Jaws, Death Ray Satelite, Cable Car. This ringing any bells?
 

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Reply #39 on: May 14, 2003, 04:14:20 pm
BTW, the US is developing it's own laser system. It's nose-mounted on a turret in a 747 (I think it's a 747)
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